[5 March 2020] Phil’s Bankruptcy Court Hearing - It’s mah day off, dood!

[Forbidden Math]

Raining meant he HAD to spend his rainy day fund!

Maybe that's why he moved to Seattle.

 

[Xenomorph]

So instead of informing his loler that he had to reschedule in advance he just didnt show lmao.
Wow im waiting for this story!

I WAS TOLD TROLLZ WERE GONNA BE THER DOOD

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

I wonder if Phil had to drive himself and derped his Corolla into a guardrail like the blind dumb fuck that he is.

 

[tzgnilki]

So instead of informing his loler that he had to reschedule in advance he just didnt show lmao.
Wow im waiting for this story!

I WAS TOLD TROLLZ WERE GONNA BE THER DOOD

there's no way he does/plans anything in advance, he definitely had some kinda sob story this morning, thne continued with his day out LARPing as someone who isn't bankrupt

 

[Mr. Brown]

Didn't he submit his taxes for this year AFTER the court deadline?...

It would explain the delay, Phil is too retarded to do simple tasks that a mature adult should be able to do on time.

THERE WAS NO JUDGE!!!!1!!!!!!!111

DO YOU WANT ME TO RUN THE FUCKING COURT FOR YOU??!?!?

 

[Beavis]

The detractors have FAILED!

 

[FalsePositive]

The detractors have FAILED!

Surely they will stop paying attention to him now that they look so foolish!

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Maybe he skipped his meeting because him and khet had to get to Costco to line up before they opened to fight with old people and stay at home moms for toilet paper, bottled water, bagel bites and family sized frozen dinners to ride out the Wu Flu Apocalypse.

Yeah that would be something he would do after the panic buying has already cleared the place out.
DSP is nothing if not consistently woefully behind the times on everything.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I don't see what his taxes would have to do with any of it. These are debts owed to creditors (credit cards, personal loans, etc). and mortgage companies. The back taxes he owes might affect his ability to make monthly payments but I don't think it has anything to do with all of these other debts.

He would need his tax records to justify his expenses for the business.

 

[subtleT]

I wonder if creditors are notified of such absences. In the off-chance a creditor representative attending the 341 today, only for the debtor to play hooky, it can only add to their virulence against our poor Philip.

 

[Xenomorph]

I was interested as to why he wasnt malking his big day the night before in his streams for extra pity bux, now we know. He had no intention of going.

 

[Ikas_Ando]

All I know is that if Phillip wears that cheap ass loot crate beanie and a bulletproof vest to the hearing, like Onion boy, I’ll die laughing. Big ups LSB, real talk.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Is there any possibility Phil skipped out just so he could honestly tell his stream/fans/detractors he didn't go to court today and therefore they're dumb and nothing is wrong?

I mean, that would be completely idiotic, but based on my short time observing Phil, I wouldn't rule it out.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

He can't run past or cheese this enemy.

"Uh

move to dismiss

So if they dismiss then what would happen? Would it go to the other chapter of bankruptcy?

 

[tzgnilki]

Is there any possibility Phil skipped out just so he could honestly tell his stream/fans/detractors he didn't go to court today and therefore they're dumb and nothing is wrong?

I mean, that would be completely idiotic, but based on my short time observing Phil, I wouldn't rule it out.

the only thing that makes sense is maybe his taxes not being filed

 

[AnOminous]

Should have brought that hand axe he keeps behind the door.
But then again, entering the court hearings with that, even concealed, would not turn out in his favor

They have metal detectors in courthouses. You'd be arrested if you somehow snuck it past them.

 

[Slimy Time]

DSP WAS A NO SHOW

PUSHED TO MARCH 26TH

Edit: DSP was called. No showed. Stand in for Rochelle asked for an extension. Trustee gave the date.

Holy shit, he actually took a day off. What an absolute mongoloid. He really thinks he can duck this like he ducks all his responsibilities.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

the only thing that makes sense is maybe his taxes not being filed

Phil knew they had to be done. It was the whole point of that fundraiser and why he was ""blindsided"".

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

So to sum up, DSP didn't show up to court because:

1) He chickened out.
or
2) To prank us.
or
3) To have more time to amend his file or to even convert to Chapter 13.

Either possibility is pathetic. DSP is still a faggot and forever will be.

 

[Iron Father]

He'll be the first person to ever T-Pose in a courthouse while explaining to the judge how he lost his job a decade ago.

I just hope IF there is someone there they dont sperg out and scream "hey phil!" or some shit

*snort smack*