Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,392
That's kinda funny that Jack really pisses some people off. I come here as a palette cleanser after getting disgusted by rat kings and munchausen by proxy abusers.
I guess Jack can sting badly because of the fact that there are a lot of people in this world like Jack. The delusional fat boomer Americunt. Other cows really are fairly obscure psychos in comparison to the general population.

Really though, Jack's just a dumb asshole. He isnt a rapist or thief. His delusions of grandeur and influence is why I find him entertaining. That smugness of self when it is so demonstratively wrong just by a quick glance at the flab behind the blab.

Really though I can understand people who just fucking despise holier than thou attitudes.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this man runs a "tech channel" and is too stupid to know how to work Windows.

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That's kinda funny that Jack really pisses some people off. I come here as a palette cleanser after getting disgusted by rat kings and munchausen by proxy abusers.
I guess Jack can sting badly because of the fact that there are a lot of people in this world like Jack. The delusional fat boomer Americunt. Other cows really are fairly obscure psychos in comparison to the general population.

Really though, Jack's just a dumb asshole. He isnt a rapist or thief. His delusions of grandeur and influence is why I find him entertaining. That smugness of self when it is so demonstratively wrong just by a quick glance at the flab behind the blab.

Really though I can understand people who just fucking despise holier than thou attitudes.
I can say that in the south those folks get tiresome really fast. He’s a boomer through and through and his hypocrisy can get infuriating if you deal with that type on a daily basis. Jack is the stereotypical boomer from the south except he’s not from the south so it’s a bit perplexing.
 
He hates cash only places because Tam-tam doesn't give him an allowance to spend on his big boy keto food.
The real reason many establishments go cash only is because of fees from processing. By being cash only, the resturaunt increases the already razor thin profits, can provide a sense of protection against fraudulent charges, and also helps pay off employees without them having to tax earnings.

But Jack, being a coward, can't bother to walk to the next store to get cash to support small businesses
 
The real reason many establishments go cash only is because of fees from processing. By being cash only, the resturaunt increases the already razor thin profits, can provide a sense of protection against fraudulent charges, and also helps pay off employees without them having to tax earnings.

But Jack, being a coward, can't bother to walk to the next store to get cash to support small businesses
But jack is a business man with his own business. He sells the world's best rancid sauces.

Any real businessman knows that if the customer can't just walk in and shovel a trough full of food into their maws right away, that it's a lost sale.

Can we really claim Jack loves food when he does such horrible things with it?
You only hurt the ones you love

Ladies and gentlemen, this man runs a "tech channel" and is too stupid to know how to work Windows.

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Why is he launching the computer in safe mode(that's what S-Mode is). Just run windows normally and you don't need to use the microsoft app store at all.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this man runs a "tech channel" and is too stupid to know how to work Windows.

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Is he trying to use an unlicensed copy of Windows? Perhaps he's trying to use Windows 7 and it detected it's out of support status?

edit: having a career that requires specific software is "ACCOUNTING CRAP"
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Is he trying to use an unlicensed copy of Windows? Perhaps he's trying to use Windows 7 and it detected it's out of support status?

edit: having a career that requires specific software is "ACCOUNTING CRAP"
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Is that really what Jack thinks of his wife's career? The very career that funds his lifestyle of pointless excess. "ACCOUNTING CRAP". What a way with words he has.
 
Watching some LettersfromJack again and I'm honestly not sure I've ever seen someone that looks as smug as Jack.
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One of the funniest looking thumbnails with the giant yellow shirt. Not sure what looks worse the oversized yellow shirt or the 2 sizes too small purple shirt.

The play button is hiding the facial expression you see when looking at the thumbnail on youtube.
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The play button is hiding the facial expression you see when looking at the thumbnail on youtube.
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This dumb prick doesn't know what an IPO is for apparently. It's to raise money. So if you sell a bunch of stock at some ridiculous price and then it goes down by half immediately, it means you just got a fuckton of money by selling shit for twice what it was worth. Facebook's was so bad you might even call it a pump and dump scam that Zuckerberg got away with.
 
lol lettersfromjack. guy made an entire youtube channel to post videos of himself bitching about the dumbest shit. i'm surprised he stopped uploading on there.

this one's my favorite. jack wants to inquire about how chik fil a is spending money made from a recent surge in sales. so instead of calling corporate he calls his local chik fil a and speaks to an employee

 
After following Jack for so long, I realize I'm starting to feel bad. For the Wendigo. It probably thought "oh look at this fat slob, I'll possess him for a little while and eat until he strokes out". Well that fat slob refuses to die. It's been years since his first stroke, and I can't even imagine how the Wendigo must have felt when the second stroke happened and he still wasn't free. The poor thing must have lost all hope at this point.
 
this one's my favorite. jack wants to inquire about how chik fil a is spending money made from a recent surge in sales. so instead of calling corporate he calls his local chik fil a and speaks to an employee
Just as smug in that video while making a complete fool of himself.
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The only thing I can think off where someone looks as smug as Jack is Bob Crane in the Hogan's Heroes Intro.

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