Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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3.1.2020 || Gastroparesis-Safe Foods 🤢🍗💊

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is this a covert mukbang?
she inhales those mashed potatoes
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Archived in case she DFE's again.

Bonus Kahntent:

Migraines - need nasal spray

Gastroparesis sucks - give me ass pats. Has too much free time.
 
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Caught this in the comments, asking about her previous dogs will get you blocked. How bad did her dog fuck up?
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Tilted Lampshade said:
She makes this way too easy. Really sucks the detective work right out of it. Has she ever eaten anything that isn’t just flavored sugar?

also wondering how long it’s been since she begged her fwends to come to her virtual defense in that since-deleted post? Haven’t seen a single morgy supporter here or on reddit. Poor morgy *ass pats*
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If my sugar was that high I wouldn't even be able to see. Jesus fuck
 
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Tilted Lampshade said:
also wondering how long it’s been since she begged her fwends to come to her virtual defense in that since-deleted post? Haven’t seen a single morgy supporter here or on reddit. Poor morgy *ass pats*
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She's seriously already deleted it?! I wonder if morgy realised--hahaha no someone probably pointed out to her that if she sends people here, they'll read everything.

Too bad, really. I was kind of hoping to hear more from people who actually know them in person, or who believed them and now don't. Those are some of my favourite posts.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I love total failure Private Army requests. All her posts about KF have done is bring more people to the forum to laugh at her bullshit. Yet she imagines the ppl laughing at her antics will rush to her defense.

What human could even keep straight all the “facts” about Morgan’s fake illnesses? Even Morgan and her mom can’t manage that, way to many years of absurd lies to ever keep the story straight or believable.

I love that to munchies we are a forum that “makes fun of sick ppl”, to troons we are a transphobe hate site killing with wrong pronouns, to fatties we are a fatty hate site, to SJW nerds we are gamer goobers, etc... all lolcows are so stupid and narcissistic they believe they are the only thread or niche topic that exists on KF.
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There was a King of the Hill episode about Hank not shitting for ages. I find that cartoon much more plausible than Morgan's nonsense.

Oh, Morgan. So many of us bad, awful kiwis are gay, trans, disabled, whatever. We're quite the diverse group here! I absolutely don't believe that she hasn't checked out her Reddit stuff. Good to know she's still reading here.

I'm tempted to work on making a thread for Morgan, but I'm still not sure how that works. I'm also not as adept as our lovely KFS. Another munchie who would probably have an intriguing thread is that "Falum Gibson" person. Her MO seems to be adopting some new persona to continue grifting each time she gets caught. She's currently pretending to be trans and repeating her usual tales of woe besides that as "anontransman" on Twitter. Mostly I just think it would be interesting to have all of her personas/grifts in one place.
 
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$hakerattle said:
There was a King of the Hill episode about Hank not shitting for ages. I find that cartoon much more plausible than Morgan's nonsense.

Oh, Morgan. So many of us bad, awful kiwis are gay, trans, disabled, whatever. We're quite the diverse group here! I absolutely don't believe that she hasn't checked out her Reddit stuff. Good to know she's still reading here.

I'm tempted to work on making a thread for Morgan, but I'm still not sure how that works. I'm also not as adept as our lovely KFS. Another munchie who would probably have an intriguing thread is that "Falum Gibson" person. Her MO seems to be adopting some new persona to continue grifting each time she gets caught. She's currently pretending to be trans and repeating her usual tales of woe besides that as "anontransman" on Twitter. Mostly I just think it would be interesting to have all of her personas/grifts in one place.
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There's a thread on Falum now.
Enjoy!
 
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Tilted Lampshade said:
She makes this way too easy. Really sucks the detective work right out of it. Has she ever eaten anything that isn’t just flavored sugar?
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There's a fun trick that pediatric type 1 diabetics use when they want their parents to take them to the emergency room. Few drops of soda on the skin where you're sticking the lancet.

Try it out at home to see what kind of fun readings you can get out of your glucometer!
 
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Tilted Lampshade said:
She makes this way too easy. Really sucks the detective work right out of it. Has she ever eaten anything that isn’t just flavored sugar?

also wondering how long it’s been since she begged her fwends to come to her virtual defense in that since-deleted post? Haven’t seen a single morgy supporter here or on reddit. Poor morgy *ass pats*
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Holy shit - that’s a blindness-level number.

Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
If my sugar was that high I wouldn't even be able to see. Jesus fuck
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And here she is, all ho-hum, no wonder I don’t feel well. Bitch if that was real that would be a crisis number!

eternal dog mongler said:
There's a fun trick that pediatric type 1 diabetics use when they want their parents to take them to the emergency room. Few drops of soda on the skin where you're sticking the lancet.

Try it out at home to see what kind of fun readings you can get out of your glucometer!
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Get those little shits some subcutaneous sensors. Can’t do that with a Libre or a DEXCOM.
 
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An old post from Morgan where she is upset her psych won’t prescribe Ativan along with her pain meds, sedatives and weed she smokes. Then she claims in the comments that she needs 1-2mgs of Ativan at least three to five times a day.

her “loophole” is that her psych is the only one who is willing to write her any of the pain meds or sedatives. That says a lot
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In addition to recently larping as blind, my favorite munchie faggot Mel Baggs/Amanda Baggs has become deflated.

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Larping as having Congenital Myasthenic Syndrome. Continuing her M.O. of being bored of pretending to be autistic and moving on to other things.

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Uh.... ok...

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Being repulsive is definitely her fetish.

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Quash any of whatever slight doubts anyone may have had about this one being a muncher, cause she be claiming gastroparesis.

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For the record, she ain't fucking blind.
 
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Virgo said:
Munchies are fascinating to me and I think it's a symptom of validation/victim culture coming to a head like a nasty pimple. I can't imagine being pathetic on purpose for a dopamine hit but maybe I'm the chump here.
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they've been around since long before the internet; before television. probably before radio. there's cases going as far back as you can find medical record keeping.

it's nothing to do with "victim culture", it's a mental illness that's usually comorbid with a personality disorder.
 
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cuddle striker said:
it's nothing to do with "victim culture", it's a mental illness that's usually comorbid with a personality disorder.
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BPD plays a large role in it. FDIOS is actually pretty rare until you start looking at inpatient psych wards, and then like half the patients with BPD have it.

If anything, I think this has to do with massive stigma against BPD and mental illness in general. Munchies seem to very rarely talk about psych problems. Take Morgan for example, she doesn't have psych issues duh her brain is literally on fire. Everything has to have some kind of organic underlying cause.
 
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A Detachable Penis said:
In addition to recently larping as blind, my favorite munchie faggot Mel Baggs/Amanda Baggs has become deflated.

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Larping as having Congenital Myasthenic Syndrome. Continuing her M.O. of being bored of pretending to be autistic and moving on to other things.

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Uh.... ok...

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Being repulsive is definitely her fetish.

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Quash any of whatever slight doubts anyone may have had about this one being a muncher, cause she be claiming gastroparesis.

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For the record, she ain't fucking blind.
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Still claiming she has severe gastroparesis and can‘t eat, I see. That’d be a little more believable if she wasn‘t a full blown hamplanet. I’m surprised she hasn’t attracted a moon or two by this point with that gravity well she’s creating. Luckily her lady neck beard seems to repel everything, including any sort of self-dignity.
 
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