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Pick's probate reason was pretty lol but it makes me wonder again why so many of the most shrill lefty voices belong to objective losers.

"I'm a fuck-up but it's okay because structural _______ism wouldn't have let me succeed anyway."

The most horrifying reality in the world for these people would be a perfectly equitable one where they have nobody to blame but themselves.
 
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E. Knee as Weapon - Cont. said:
The most horrifying reality in the world for these people would be a perfectly equitable one where they have nobody to blame but themselves.
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That's why they screech for equitable outcomes and not equitable opportunities. The guarantee of loans for college so they can get a successful career is worthless to them because they majored in cultural anthropology in the hopes of becoming a cultural anthropology professor, but they washed out of grad school and now they work at Target. That is systemc whatever-ism's fault.
 
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That's why they screech for equitable outcomes and not equitable opportunities. The guarantee of loans for college so they can get a successful career is worthless to them because they majored in cultural anthropology in the hopes of becoming a cultural anthropology professor, but they washed out of grad school and now they work at Target. That is systemc whatever-ism's fault.
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Some people work for a living, some people scream for a living. This is a constant in any human society regardless of how it is structured.

Trainspotting was a good movie about a group of young heroin addicts in Scotland. One particular line I liked was about how being addicted was a full time job: The addicts would spend every day and night scamming, stealing, burglarizing, robbing, and generally preying on people including each other, in order to buy more heroin and get even more comatose high for a few days.

Whether you're contributing to society, begging from society, feeding off the blood of society, stealing from society, or trying to burn down society so you can loot what remains, what you do to earn your way through life becomes your life. There will never be fully automated luxury space MovieBob robot communism, because even when we have everything handed to us, we busy ourselves trying to get our hands on a little bit more.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Some people work for a living, some people scream for a living. This is a constant in any human society regardless of how it is structured.

Trainspotting was a good movie about a group of young heroin addicts in Scotland. One particular line I liked was about how being addicted was a full time job: The addicts would spend every day and night scamming, stealing, burglarizing, robbing, and generally preying on people including each other, in order to buy more heroin and get even more comatose high for a few days.

Whether you're contributing to society, begging from society, feeding off the blood of society, stealing from society, or trying to burn down society so you can loot what remains, what you do to earn your way through life becomes your life. There will never be fully automated luxury space MovieBob robot communism, because even when we have everything handed to us, we busy ourselves trying to get our hands on a little bit more.
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It's the reason why capitalism outlived communism. Human beings are competitive and want more.
 
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He did a terrible job of connecting the dots, but has a point:
Calling graphical avatars 'toons' probably has some tie to WFRR which was released in 1988, especially with the early graphical MMO games being 2-D.
 
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This one gave me a few chuckles.
 
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Jose is one of the biggest pieces of human shit on the forums and that's saying something. Dude is basically Jesus from Lebowski, except an even bigger piece of shit because of how openly proud he is of how he's on unemployment and welfare in the UK. He openly complains about how his biggest hassle in life is coming up with schemes to convince his social worker he's "looking for work" to keep the gravy train coming, which is a point of pride for him because he's, like, sticking it to the man, man.
 
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Fagnacious D said:
Gives me an idea for a game!

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How is this not the fucking rat king forum name
 
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