Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

cromit said:
After binging (ha) on Amy Ramadamadingdong’s thread, then coming over here, I realized: Chantal is obsessed with sex, but has no physical proof she’s ever gotten laid. No pregnancy tests, used condoms, birth control. Certainly no kids. And we’ve all noticed her sex stories sound like middle school lad locker room talk. She’s also physiologically unlikely to be having penis-in-her-vagina sex in her current body habitus.

Could it possibly be true that Chantal has literally never had sex? That she was promiscuous as a teen to the extent of flashing her body but never actually went all the way? That all the stories not only are lies but are whole cloth fabrications?

I tend to think she tells erotic stories alongside farting because she finds both to not only be taboo, but also disgusting. She gets sexually aroused by all the food she eats, and to appropriately convey her arousal to her audience, she tells a sex story. It also allows her to feel like her orgasm is at all related to her genitals when it’s all in her mind and her mouth (another erogenous zone with nerve endings that light up pleasurably at certain stimuli).

Besides, even though she’s tried very hard to portray herself as a bad girl rebel teen, I can’t imagine she was amenable to taking off her clothes for strange men when she was such a fat teen. We see her now around strange men and she acts like she’s never seen a fellow human being before. It’s all bizarre shit.
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Is your thesis that she's too insecure or weirded out to have ever had sex, or are you drastically underestimating the sort of shit men will stick their dicks in? Seeing as you've read Fat Amy's thread, I am going assume the former.

Chantal is one of those women who are intellectually and emotionally stuck in adolescence. Sex is something children think adults do, and that it signifies adult behavior. Talking about sex and talking about having it means you're a grown ass desirable sophisticate owning her own power or whatever shit. She's ribald and saucy and unashamed! Behold the magic of her vadge and be awed! She's had sex. It was Grand Guignol in the style only a demented Frenchman could dream up, but it was sex nonetheless.

That's my two stupid cents on it, anyway.
 
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She's still big mad
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Is your thesis that she's too insecure or weirded out to have ever had sex, or are you drastically underestimating the sort of shit men will stick their dicks in? Seeing as you've read Fat Amy's thread, I am going assume the former.

Chantal is one of those women who are intellectually and emotionally stuck in adolescence. Sex is something children think adults do, and that it signifies adult behavior. Talking about sex and talking about having it means you're a grown ass desirable sophisticate owning her own power or whatever shit. She's ribald and saucy and unashamed! Behold the magic of her vadge and be awed! She's had sex. It was Grand Guignol in the style only a demented Frenchman could dream up, but it was sex nonetheless.

That's my two stupid cents on it, anyway.
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She's had sex. Sex = distilled male attention. Even a ditch pig like her can still get laid if she deigns low enough, and she wants the validation too badly to ever refuse it. I don't believe the outlandish particulars of her hookup stories, but I can well believe she'll fuck strange men.
 
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FatalTater said:
Charlie certainly is wound up. lol
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Howling like an ape I'd say. An ape and a hippo flinging feces. Fun times for the zoo crowd.

30 seconds in and we've got a Amberlynn like "yeees", a "diet coke" and a food bag thrown on the floor. Never change gorl.

This pizza box from yesterday is literally in the frame. Roach motel! She lets out a massive frat at 2:17, tries to cover it up and laughs. What a fucking pig. She is reminding me more and more of HFC she has completely given up on life and is just sitting on a couch binging and waiting to die.
 
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RemoveKebab said:
Congrats on the apartment Chantal! To celebrate, you should do an Arby's mook-bong and film it. You deserve it after all.
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FatalTater said:
Pretty sure it's her.
What the hell does "off the schedule" mean?
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She’s trying to quote a viral tik tok audio of an irate black woman leaving a voicemail for another woman named Rachel. Very popular with the kids, very stupid if you’re a grown ass woman trying to “own” an obese cow.

Edit because *words be hard n shit~
 
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