Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Meowzers]

iirc her mom is missing her spleen and half her pancreas, or something like that? she has an oxygen tank too. if anyone needs actual fucking medicine it's her. elderberries and tea won't stop the coronavirus, sorry steph

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Countdown to Staph casting a spell to stop corona chan

time to make another emoji spell:

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Rate like to charge rate drink to prevent yourself from getting corona

c'mon guys, i need some booze.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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iirc her mom is missing her spleen and half her pancreas, or something like that? she has an oxygen tank too. if anyone needs actual fucking medicine it's her. elderberries and tea won't stop the coronavirus, sorry steph

I'm looking forward to seeing all these ~natural remedy~ twits that won't use soap get pounded by Corona Chan.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I'm looking forward to seeing all these ~natural remedy~ twits that won't use soap get pounded by Corona Chan.

Same here, it'll be a 'where is your god now?' moment that I wouldn't miss for the world.

 

[A single cheeto]

Steph is a big cuck. Also some natural remedies will work for small things like a cold or a sore throat. Not the fucking corona virus or cancer. "Witches" like Steph don't seem to get that.

 

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Picked this up off her alt.

 

[A single cheeto]

More useless Etsy shit! Who could've guessed? She could be using that for more useful things, but nah, she's gotta have that gaudy witchy necklace.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Picked this up off her alt.

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steph, a fucking seal and eye bracelet isnt going to do jack shit against illnesses and viruses. You may as well start putting iron nails under your pillows to keep the fae folk at bay, wear a mask full of dried flowers to prevent miasmas that create diseases from infecting you, or start putting a shit load of seeds by your door way and windows to keep vampires too busy counting for them to even bother entering your house before the sun rises just like people did centuries ago when they didn't know shit about how diseases work.

 

[sugarcummies]

Aren't their parents old, with the mom being a cancer survivor? Coronavirus is likely to fuck them up more than staph. Saying that "natural" remedies will be better is incredibly fucking stupid for someone with an education. Natural bullshit teas might work for you, Staph, but when your mom is drowning in her own fluids I don't think herbs are gonna do much.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

steph, a fucking seal and eye bracelet isnt going to do jack shit against illnesses and viruses. You may as well start putting iron nails under your pillows to keep the fae folk at bay, wear a mask full of dried flowers to prevent miasmas that create diseases from infecting you, or start putting a shit load of seeds by your door way and windows to keep vampires too busy counting for them to even bother entering your house before the sun rises just like people did centuries ago when they didn't know shit about how diseases work.

You'll eat your words when white savior Sapphire Crimson Claw saves us all from Corona-chan using the power of magick.

Mastodon posts that make you suicidal: "Kylo Ren loves eating pussy."

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Mastodon posts that make you suicidal: "Kylo Ren loves eating pussy."

don't forget 'big ol' schnoz right into the coochie'

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Aren't their parents old, with the mom being a cancer survivor? Coronavirus is likely to fuck them up more than staph. Saying that "natural" remedies will be better is incredibly fucking stupid for someone with an education. Natural bullshit teas might work for you, Staph, but when your mom is drowning in her own fluids I don't think herbs are gonna do much.

TBF it isn't like she is a bastion of health who could throw of the virus like water off a manatee.

Her "attempts" are basically "pray the corona virus away" with alt-religion. She is the kind of paranoid idiot who thinks that she will get cut down by cops if they ever talk to her, so buying an etzy necklace and pretending like demons will protect her calms her unsettled mind.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I still don't get how she thinks demons would want to protect people from illness. Aren't demons supposed to delight in suffering? None of her sped beliefs make a shred of sense

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I still don't get how she thinks demons would want to protect people from illness. Aren't demons supposed to delight in suffering? None of her sped beliefs make a shred of sense

She "follows" - and I'm using this very generously - the Ars Goetia practice, which is full of helpful demons: they grant wealth, knowledge, beauty, whatever, to the summoner. This summoner, however, has to be competent to get his/her desired outcome and avoid being dragged to Hell. Staph infection doesn't strike me as competent, and she's trying to attune too many (probably) exclusive belief systems. I.E. her sending Wiccan "curses" after her "enemies", but deciding to discard the "rule of threes"

TL;DR: she's made a crossover fanfic in which she's the protagonist, and all kinds of major demons, satanic entities, and dead serial killers are chilling at her place, bending to her every whim, fulfilling her every wish and command.

 

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[la mort]

Aren't their parents old, with the mom being a cancer survivor? Coronavirus is likely to fuck them up more than staph.

I hope Steph's parents don't get the coronavirus, if she has to take care of them they are very fucked.

 

[Buddy]

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"Brown women", right. I guess she means latinas and natives, but what does that make east asians? "Yellow women"?

 

[Lady of the House]

steph is literally the worst type of white woman, is she dense or what (oh wait, she is).

 

[Mr Foster]

Staphs mishmash of beliefs remind me of a 8 year old engaging in fantasy roleplay in their backyard. They always have all the powers and none of the drawbacks. Which is fine for young kids, because roleplaying is part of imaginative play and development.

The key words here are "kids" and "development". The first she is not anymore and the other she never did. She is LARPing the exact same way, with her beliefs side stepping rules and contradictions. Because even in fantasy land, staph cannot face one iota of stress or resistance. In her sped reality she has all the buffs, they never run out and no rules apply to her.

In actual reality, she potatoes around her parents house not contributing a cent while her aging (and ill) parents provide literally everything to her because she's completely helpless and impotent.

Edit: typo

 

[Boson]

Does she not know how to drive? She couldn’t get off her fat ass and go shopping for her incredibly at-risk mom? Or at least let her mom drive and GO inside for her? Your stupid bowel problems are less at-risk than your elderly immunocompromised mother. That’s so fucking horrendous and self-absorbed.

Nah tho let’s order useless pendants instead.