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Quick, everyone! We have our first glimpse of the rot pocket! No sign of the separation yet, though. I’m sure he was careful about what to conceal.
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Laying in bed with my cat on my chest, I opened the spoiler and my cat gagged/burped like he was gunna hork on me
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Look how high up the "''clitoral hood"" is. The scars, the bruising????

Edit: "even if I can't get fucked with it" he's already moving the goal posts. He knows it's going to be a disaster and is trying to tell himself "it is still so worth it guys, really!"
 
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It's already been posted. Reading what I said, I realized I wasn't being very clear, but what I meant was that I can't censor it in a way that would be safe to post unspoilered yet also shows what I'm talking about. Otherwise I would just post the whole image again, which is just redundant.
Why not just quote the spoilered image, friend? You can quote someone’s post and then just edit it (the text in the quote) to only contain the spoiler for easier access to what you are specifically talking about.
 
Quick, everyone! We have our first glimpse of the rot pocket! No sign of the separation yet, though. I’m sure he was careful about what to conceal.
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How many times has Kevin mentioned having a clit? I don't see a clitoral hood or a stapled-on chunk of glans here. On a natal woman, at least the hood would be visible. Side note about vag here: has anyone noticed that the labia majora on stink ditches don't join at the top properly? Like a normal woman's labia look like (()), but stink ditches always look like (||). Have the people performing these surgeries never seen a human vagina before?

Also, What are those brown patches at the top? Eugh.

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There's something amusing about the way he phrases this. "I like girls because boobs. I like boys because...uh..."

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Kevin, I know nothing you say is normal, but this is especially not normal.

I wonder if anybody's ever accused him of being an autogynephile, and whether or not he would deny it.

It's literally just the very start of his fake labia and it already looks wrong.
JFC not even actual lesbians find the smell of their own clam hot. Maybe sometimes their partner, but I've literally never heard someone honestly say they like the smell of their own vagina. And that's an actual vagina, not a crotch-bellybutton full of fecal bacteria. I can't tell if this is delusion, narcissism, or some of both. Either way, this guy is fucking nuts and needs to leave the house.

wtf is that in the middle? It does just look like his dick and balls pulled down. Also wtf is going on with the sides

Also I bet at best it smells like an unwashed belly button.

I think troons forget it's done by cosmetic surgeons, it's not meant to be functional just kinda badly resemble something externally. In a way they would be better off with just the outside changed and no deep gash. Or ya know just cut the balls off like they have been doing for millennia to eunuchs and have done.
Honestly, I've seen literal tucked dicks that look more convincing than Kev's stink ditch.
Question, has Kevin ever been with a woman? Has he ever talked about his sex life before chopping it off? Or was he just 100% a virgin incel who spent to much time on reddit and got "cracked" by some weirdo?

TL;DR- Has Kevin ever been with a woman? His "Pus-sy" is gross", Kevin will be disappointed and he gives harmful "advice" just to own the transphobes, Terfs & kiwi, he lies a lot and he's in denial. He WILL break his pussy. Whats else is fucking new?
He's never said, but I feel pretty goddamn confident has never been even remotely intimate with an actual female human being. I wouldn't fuck pre-troon Kevin if he was the last man on Earth and someone had a gun to my head. In addition to being fat, ugly, and just looking like he smells bad, he's spent more hours watching porn than interacting with real people. He's disgusting inside and out, like a truffle made entirely of human excrement.

haven't been up to date with Kev for a few days but ooooooh my god that pic is nasty, can't wait for more

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probably would have been better off with a zero depth fetish pocket Kev, but we all know you're way too horny to ever give up jamming things in there
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the life of a NEET twitter addict
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sounds like someone's been reading his thread
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Pfft. "Frotting." Bro, you need a cock for frotting, and you need a vagina for scissoring. You don't have either.

Also, the majority of lesbians aren't into scissoring, primarily because it's awkward and often painful unless both women are super thin and flexible. I mean, just think about it logically. There's no position where you can "line up" a pair of clitorises like you can with a pair of dicks, because dicks are on the front of mens' bodies while clitorises are between the legs. Also, some womens' clitorises are covered entirely by the hood. It's just not something a lot of gay women actually do.

Shows what Kevin knows. This is, after all, someone who supplements human interaction with Twitter and furry porn.
 
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Why do only some trannies have the "deflated ballsack" thing going on? Is it due to the quality of surgeons, or just the way their bodies heal?

Whatever it is, I can't wait for Kevin's to horribly fistualte and collapse <3
Depends on the surgical method and the quality of the surgeon AFAIK. Dilation actively prevents their healing in addition to the usual complications like separation, so (the lack of) healing contributes, too. See: granulation.

Side note about vag here: has anyone noticed that the labia majora on stink ditches don't join at the top properly? Like a normal woman's labia look like (()), but stink ditches always look like (||). Have the people performing these surgeries never seen a human vagina before?
God knows, Kev here should've seen more than enough porn to realize his stink ditch won't ever look like a proper vulva. As for the surgeons commiting these medical crimes, aren't most US-based crotch butchers trannies themselves? Ellie Zara (Eleazar) Ley, or that one with "all-female" clinic come to mind.
 
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For all this talk of scissoring I always thought it was a joke made up by South Park. That's got to require so much effort, and for what? There's no way it can feel that great. So many better ways to go about pleasuring a woman. It's not just a joke?
 
For all this talk of scissoring I always thought it was a joke made up by South Park. That's got to require so much effort, and for what? There's no way it can feel that great. So many better ways to go about pleasuring a woman. It's not just a joke?
I'm not a lesbian or a woman so I don't have any experience with it, but I've been told there's a real form of intercourse called tribadism, and "scissoring" is a pop-cult depiction of it. As usual, Kev's talking out of his ass, since his """vagina""" can't do any monologues.
All his coomposting betrays a fundamental lack of understanding of human anatomy, he doesn't even have a semblance of the clitoris he'd need to actually perform the act.
 
Kevin's struggles with transphobic salons
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Kev goes spelunking
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Kev supports child abuse
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Kevin manages to sexualize his own death
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maximum cope
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die mad about it
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ditch update
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ranch update
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The economy isn't remotely going to impact his bullshit mortgage scam.
The economy would fair even better if Kev and his ilk weren't draining it with inverted penises.

I fucking love that his Dr is telling him his unhealing splitdick is going to take a year to heal :story:... it relies on never healing. Uneducated morons like Kevin deserve what they get.
 
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The funniest part about all of this remains dudes trying to sell themselves as lesbians by having Skrillex hair.


There is a 100% chance Kevin tries to get rammed before he's "healed".

There is a 60% chance he starts fingering 3rd hole.

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John Cleese famously starred on a pioneering comedy show which regularly used crossdressing and nudity to criticize hereditary power structures, politics, and popular culture. Nobody should ever labor under the assumption that the Monty Python lads didn't know exactly what they were doing every time they used crossdressing as a bit. And that comedy is eternal. It will never not be funny to see Terry Jones naked playing the organ on the Blackmail TV show. It will never not be funny to watch Graham Chapman in a dress and full mustache as the Duke or Lord of Whereverthefuckshire. And the same jokes still work! Because John Cleese is completely and totally correct. It feels like everybody laughs at the way trans people present because everybody laughs at how trans people present. Because it's funny, objectively. Even trans people can't avoid laughing at themselves about it. So, yeah, die mad boys.


That is very much not how the economy works.
 
I'm not a lesbian or a woman so I don't have any experience with it, but I've been told there's a real form of intercourse called tribadism, and "scissoring" is a pop-cult depiction of it. As usual, Kev's talking out of his ass, since his """vagina""" can't do any monologues.
All his coomposting betrays a fundamental lack of understanding of human anatomy, he doesn't even have a semblance of the clitoris he'd need to actually perform the act.

Tribbing isn’t the easiest thing in the world tbh it's so much down to Anatomy that most don't bother, usually both need to be fairly flexible and even then it's a once in a blue moon thing

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Yeah dude it's not a lesbian hairstyle that I've seen much and tbh it's super hard to pull off and troons deffo can't

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You’d think he’d sort that male pattern baldness and hairline it's terrible

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Considering the only time archeologists have classed burial sites as gender non conforming is when they are buried with items representing the other gender. I doubt transformers would help with that Kevin.


I mean if you pass you aren't seen as a joke or as a man in a dress but when you clock as easily as Kevin. Most would think he's dressed for panto.


So his birthday gift to himself is I suspect a gangbang, get your popcorn ready
 
ew can you imagine a fake claydoh dick and Kevin's soggy bread Neo Vagina? :(
I thought about it, and at least a fake claydoh dick has way less nerve sensation than a real dick. The thought of two self-inflicted eunuchs rubbing their mutilated crotches together and screaming like they've seen in pornos without feeling any actual sensation is pretty funny, actually. What a long, complicated process to mimic heterosexual sex for people who could've just had het sex to begin with.
I'm not a lesbian or a woman so I don't have any experience with it, but I've been told there's a real form of intercourse called tribadism, and "scissoring" is a pop-cult depiction of it.
Yeah, scissoring is how a man who watches porn would think of/refer to tribbing. And I love how Kevin defends frotting like, "It's not a gay male thing because its French origin just means rubbing!" And the English word specifically refers to the homosexual act of rubbing penises together, Kevin, we're not French.
 

I am 1000% positive this guy watches South Park and thinks Mr. Garrison is representative of how true and honest women talk. That's the only thing that explains his gratuitous use of the word "vag" and newfound interest in scissoring.

I do find it hilarious that he called it frottage instead of tribbing because deep down he knows he's working with an inverted ding dong and not a real "vag". Scissor me timbers, Kevin. Scissor me timbers.
 
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Kev goes spelunking
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I'll die a woman, you'll die a man. End of story.
 
"I'm not going to go all summer without being fucked"
Niggers inverted cock sleeve is literally separating at the seams and he's more worried about getting fucked than, say, I dunno, worrying about possible infection, wanting to heal properly and being healthy.
If my (actual) vagina started peeling away like a fucking lisa Frank sticker you bet your ass I'd be way more concerned about healing and health than being the troon ranches local cum dump.

Maybe that's all he has to offer the ranch and that's why he's allowed to stay. He's just a living Fleshlight to them, and if he can't perform, he's out.
 
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We're not mad about you taking horse pills and inverting your dong, Kev. That's your prerogative.

The only thing that gets people here genuinely MOTI is when the medical procedures are pushed on kids, or when troons act like misogynistic perverts. Everything else is just us laughing at people who make stupid life choices.

Troons often seem to confuse ridicule with anger. Not surprising, considering they often have no sense of humor. Trannies getting angry at John Cleese is a good example of that.
 
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