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"This is apparently a known thing vaginoplasties can do."ditch update
Apparently not known enough, since you seem taken by surprise every time your stitches start falling apart.
When will they learn
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Apparently not known enough, since you seem taken by surprise every time your stitches start falling apart.
When will they learn
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"Behold the horrors of the troon ranch. See the twisted creatures that dwell within. Meet Kevin, the man with no penis!"
"He is hideous!"
That's a Simpsons reference
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>given the choice to help the environment after his death or continue to be a degenerate from beyond the grave
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Your tissue is ripping apart at the seams, Kevin. What in the world is wrong with your quack of a doctor for them to not even care about this major complication enough to schedule an appointment instead of using just an email (which I've personally never heard of a doctor doing), and what in the world is wrong with you for only seeing a problem in that you can't masturbate for half a year? What tissue damage takes half a year to heal? Recovering from a major fracture barely passes that time frame.
For those who don't know what a dehiscence is, this is an image of a modestly bad case. God only knows what Kevin has, but it's presumably even worse if he's told to wait six months to heal.
This is the same level of punctuality and accuracy as psychics predicting the end of the world every two years.
Kevin's life and mind revolves so much around sex, sex and more sex to the point where he's completely disregarding the horrific state that his crotch wound is in.
I'm honestly amazed that he hasn't offed himself already, because having the only meaningful thing in your life be sex and porn sure as shit doesn't seem like a happy or fulfilling existence to me.
I'm honestly amazed that he hasn't offed himself already, because having the only meaningful thing in your life be sex and porn sure as shit doesn't seem like a happy or fulfilling existence to me.
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This man has had his genitals mutilated and reshaped into something alien to his body (and to everyone who isn't a troon). How does he not understand that something as big as SRS takes time to heal? I have read about SRS taking two or three years to heal completely.
Pea-brain Kevin was probably already imagining being a fuck doll while the doctor wasn't even half-way through the consultation.
Pea-brain Kevin was probably already imagining being a fuck doll while the doctor wasn't even half-way through the consultation.
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He's still in denial about it. We will have to wait to see what happens in the coming months, and frankly, I can't wait. I think Kevin has the potential to be a front runner for Lolcow of the Year 2020.
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Kevin is one of the worst I've personally seen, but so is the competition, who are unfortunately also worse than Kevin. By the end of the day, Kevin doesn't leave this ranch because he literally has zero reason to, versus lolcows like Brianna Wu who regularly attempts forays into politics or Yaniv who's made a name by assaulting journalists and trying to molest little girls. Kevin's "skill set" is just masturbating, talking about masturbating, or complaining that he can't masturbate. He doesn't even make bad art anymore, instead opting to retweet other people's bad art with zero effort on his part.
That isn't to say Kevin isn't amusing with his constant whining, delusion, and unending chain of excuses for why is SRS isn't as all cracked up as he thought it would be. But he needs to do something wacky like try to take down his thread or something absurd like suing his own doctor to garner forum-wide attention.
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HOW does he manage to have such a freakishly high sex drive post-chop? I thought yeeting the balls away torpedoed libido almost entirely. Surely the constant hornyposting can't all be just him coping, right?
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She already has the srs money and Kevin Cumbrain can't sue thanks to informed consent. The time could be better spend flaying another blokes dick& balls instead of looking at a srs disaster. He is on his own.
By just pretending to have a freakishly high sex drive post-chop. Once your genitals got destroyed this badly it's over. You are lucky if you feel at least a tiny fraction of what you did before (this is what srs surgeons call a "successful surgery").
He is lying trough his teeth. He might feel a bit but there is no way he is actually this horny.
We shouldn't forget that he is sourrounded by equally perverted & disgusting men. His sole purpose on the ranch is to be a fuck sleeve. He had srs because he wanted to be one. He is way too much of a narc to admit how bad things really are. If he did he would most likely get kicked out of the troon sex ranch and lose twatter friends. Troon perverts hate people talking about botched srs.
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A combination of delusion and degeneracy.
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I highly doubt if you go to a salon, with a picture of what you want and say , " this please " they're just gonna...not cut your fucking hair. So how the dick is a salon being transphobic to you Kevin? Because they don't fall all over themselves to coo and stroke your massive ego?
Also, funny his finger, which is objectively smaller than a dilator, SOMEHOW activates more "nerves" than something bigger...
Sorry Kev what you feel is just the pressure from your crusty finger wagging wildly inside your cave of horrors as usually the stimulation females get from vaginal sex is connected to the rest of the clitoral organ (ex. The g-spot)
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I cannot wait for sex to be either- Underwhelming/painful and Numb or he has to go to the hosptail because something broke. If it's underwhelming or painful I'm sure he'll lie about it for a while before admitting to it in an "Apperently for most trans women with Neo vagina's (and real women) the first time is very very painful but the pain felt SO good!!" to own the "terfs" who are apperently dying mad about him being a honest to gawd woman.
or for when it breaks he'll go, "Apperently this isn't out of the norm for Neo Vagina's, a lot of people expereince this issue their first time,so it sucks I have to get more surgery but...this happens"
Either way it won't be what he thinks it's going to be. Which is sad, but again, it's Kevin. He's going to downplay and excuse every single negative thing that happens because he chopped his dick and balls off thinking an man made hole was going to make his sex life better.
When he realizes what he's done that shit is going to hit hard.
I really feel like troons expect to have a party thrown everytime they do something they feel makes them a "woman" in public, they expect to be called stunning and brave for the dumbest shit, when it doesn't happen? It's transphobic.
or for when it breaks he'll go, "Apperently this isn't out of the norm for Neo Vagina's, a lot of people expereince this issue their first time,so it sucks I have to get more surgery but...this happens"
Either way it won't be what he thinks it's going to be. Which is sad, but again, it's Kevin. He's going to downplay and excuse every single negative thing that happens because he chopped his dick and balls off thinking an man made hole was going to make his sex life better.
When he realizes what he's done that shit is going to hit hard.
I really feel like troons expect to have a party thrown everytime they do something they feel makes them a "woman" in public, they expect to be called stunning and brave for the dumbest shit, when it doesn't happen? It's transphobic.
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I fucking love that his Dr is telling him his unhealing splitdick is going to take a year to heal
Surgeon: The srs complication takes at least 6 months to heal.
Troon cumbrain: LMAO Don't care! I'm gonna stick huge objects into it now!
That's our Kevin
I remember when I discovered this thread in early feb Kev was counting down the day when he’s:
That’s looking mighty optimistic now.
It’s probably for the best he never does get fucked, that way he can romanticize it and imagine how amazing it would be because in reality I have a feeling it’s not gonna be as good as he’s hoping it will be.
Question; is Kev the only one in ram ranch with a new stink ditch? I know there all dudes who pretend to be girls but have anyone else joined the sausage chop shop?
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There's no such thing as transphobia in Colorado, anyway. I've been there. The entire population is white liberals tripping over themselves to be the most woke.
What likely happened was the stylist he had in the past mentioned male features and how to cut them into a "female" hair cut. Men and women have different hair density and patterning. It's why hair lines are a dead fucking give away when it comes to sexing these troons. A stylist cant cut bangs into a 35 year old man's hair line that starts behind his ears.
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It's offset by the fact he is living out his fetishes - for AGP, being vaginally penetrated is almost like the baseline AGP sexual fantasy for the majority of troons. For forced feminization, the most emasculating moment comes when they chop off your dick and the idea that "there is no going back now".
I bet he's going to get big moob implants next.
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This really depends on the part of Colorado you're talking about. This is definitely true for the middle of the state, where most of the major cities are. But once you get towards the edges, it gets pretty redneck-y.
The troon ranch (the current one, not the new one they keep getting scammed out of) is in a pretty liberal area. They're just north of Fort Collins, a college town.
Source: my ex grew up there.
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haven't seen any evidence that any others have, however it's hard to keep track of who's there. they bragged about another genderspecial joining them on the ranch a month or so ago, but complete silence on the matter ever since.
update on yesterday's spelunking expedition
annnnd thirst
dilation situation type deal
even his fetishposting is cringe
more thirst
the horror, the horror
don't even know what to make of these conversations
die mad Kev
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Lmao fake and gay
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Extremely here for any moving updates on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. Another thing I was thinking about is the creation myth vs the legal paperwork. Penny has said that the Tenacous Unicorn Ranch was sold to her in a lease-to-own situation by a family member, but the record of sale says arms-length. One of the two might be untrue since sales to family cannot be arms-length. Not that any of that matters necessarily, but it's interesting.
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