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My thing is this: who’s holding her accountable? Peetz comes across as an enabler imo and Bibi never gave a shit. Has a doctor ever told her to drop some weight because she’s running a risk of something thanks to her weight? At some point, it has to click that you need to stop going down whatever path you’re on before you’re well and truly fucked.The positivity is going to wear off quick I think.
I’ve noticed every single time she’s talked about changing, dieting, starting a workout routine etc she’s in the middle of a fast food binge.
Like yeah it’s easy to say you’re going to make all these changes that require sacrifice and willpower while you’re stuffing 3k calories of pizza in your mouth.
In that moment she’s getting high off all the fat and sugar, making commitments to change but it’s always tomorrow never right here and now.
Thats why she always has and will fail, I guarantee she will hit 600lbs at this rate (if she doesn’t die first)
I don’t think doctors are allowed to tell patients they need to lose weight these days. Probably be accused of body shaming.My thing is this: who’s holding her accountable? Peetz comes across as an enabler imo and Bibi never gave a shit. Has a doctor ever told her to drop some weight because she’s running a risk of something thanks to her weight? At some point, it has to click that you need to stop going down whatever path you’re on before you’re well and truly fucked.
She'll eat herself to death staying delusional.
She’ll be grieving again the next time she hits the “victim hood/I’m not well and need help” part of her cycle. She appears to still be in the “chimp out then quickly delete” phase now, but Charlie and co. are goading her into it, clearly for their own profit. She’s just too stupid to realize it.Yeah yeah chantal last time, until you delete this community tab and find something else to rage at. Also she’s been going on about “grieving” for this hysterectomy she had but now she’s claiming she’s thankful for it because of “screaming brats”. It’s a bit rich that she of all people complain about screaming brats when she’s the biggest fucking one on the Internet.
"Mechanical Eating" is a fantastic tool that is - you're correct - often employed in therapeutic and Eating Disorder recovery settings to help patients remove themselves and their emotions from food. Like the name 'Mechanical' is a dead obvious goddamn tell, it is the exact opposite of (the motherfucking HAES and Fat Acceptance favourite) "Intuitive Eating" in literally every conceivable fucking way.I'd like to see Chantal do a mechanical eating challenge. Often, mechanical eating is part of "eating disorder" recovery. Basically you make a plan of what you're eating and you eat exactly that, regardless if you're hungry, full, etc. It's to separate eating from emotions
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Foodie beauty out for yet another meal, I think she may be allergic to cooking?
I'll give her credit for not having the roll deep fried and full of cream cheese. Only having spicy mayo was a feat for our Chantal. Granted, that roll was probably out of camera view.What even is it about lardasses and the absolute inability to eat sushi WITHOUT ruining it by drenching and drowning and sogging the whole thing in a gelatinous glop of gross, sugary, foul-tasting fatty sauces? Utterly revolting. Those divine, pure fish didn't die for this. Fucking shameful.
Archive: Lasagna and Garlic Bread Mukbang (240p potato; tag me if you upload a better quality archive)
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Fatass is up late3:42am
Cottage cheese does NOT belong in a Lasagna. That's white trailer trash style![]()
“Charlie pushed me to my limit”
Remember guys, it’s ok to be racist when they “push you to your limit”
“Fat white pig”
I’m sorry but when has anyone ever referenced Chantal’s skin color?
Fear not, my fellow kiwis! 'Tis I, Beluga, ready to sacrifice the next 30 minutes of its life to recap a boring-ass video that nobody in their right mind should watch.
- New opening card, "creepy pasta" it says in an aptly terrifyingly shit quality. It really conveys the sheer magnitude of absolute boredom these kinds of videos are.
- Usual sperging at her poor cats
- Picture of the lasagna she made. It doesn't look good, oregano shouldn't go nowhere near lasagne. I'm surprsed she spelled it right though, that's an improvement.
- That lasagna must be at least 2 kgs. She also obviously has Moroccan olives and two huge slices of garlic toast.
- She immediately has a brain-fart moment that it's not worth repeating but it just shows how rètarded she is.
- She's wearing again that tacky t-shirt her mom bought her. She has some makeup on, doesn't look as bad as it usually is but her hair is as usual dirty. She's also wearing earrings but her head is so fat they almost disappeared.
- Is it just me or does her left eye look swollen?
- She's very excited and hungry. "Am I gonna be able to survive until I make this lasagna, it's gonna take forever! can assure you you can, Chantal.
- She got noodles that you only have to soak in water for a couple of minutes and then you stick them in the oven. They don't need to be boiled, thank god! How could she have spared those few more minutes, what with her busy daily schedule and all! What a blessing!
- She apologises because she didn't film herself cooking it. She offers no explanation as to why. Her laziness truly knows no boundaries.
- She cuts a square of lasagna to eat. That square is more than half of the pan. You can admire her beautiful, slender arm and hertrottersI mean hand whilst she cuts it. Foodie Beauty indeed.
- She made her sauce with a can of crushed tomatoes, tomato paste and Italian seasonings ground beef, garlic onion, COTTAGE CHEESE instead of RICOTTA and mozzarella. I feel sick, what the fuck.
- She almost has an orgasm while eating an olive. She eats half a slice of garlic toast in a single bite. I'm scared for my life.
- She's getting her nails done tomorrow.
- I don't know what it is but the combination of that ugly iridescent fork and her hand makes me gag.
- She fakes a shh tic. God it's so annoying.
- We're going to talk about ghosts today. I cannot wait for our talented storyteller Chantal to tell us all about creepy stories. I'm sure I'll shit my pants.
- As she was saying that she was going to talk about ghosts, a few DVDs fell from a sturdy table. They know that, that's why they're here!, she exclaims. Where is my rope?, I ask myself.
- Apparently, out of nowhere at around 5:50 she writes that we're getting a makeup tutorial soon. Why the fuck would she put it there now, when she wasn't even remotely talking about makeup?
- The DVDs are from a series called Unsolved mysteries. The presenter's voice and his appearance are creepy to her.
- The lifts the story she talks about straight from one of the DVDs. It's a borign story about a family who get a second-hand bunk bed for the children and it's haunted. I'll let you imagine how engagingly she recounted the story.
- She burns her tongue eating a forkful of "lasagne". She eyefucks every forkful before inhaling it.
- She talks about how ghosts and spirits can be either trollish and playful and other malevolent. It almost looks like she believes in this shit.
- She keeps eating. I've seen animals eat with more grace, good god.
- I put a screenshot specifically for our dear Leader Null, hope you enjoy Errverrlord
- She shares a FuN fAcT: Matthew McCounaghey had his first role in a murder episode of Unsolved Mysteries. She's single now, Matt, don't miss this catch!!
- 7 more minutes, I'm reaching my limits today gurls, the rope looks more and more attractive.
- That lasagna looks revolting.
- She watched the film Swallow yesterday. Here is her tremendous review: "It's actually really well made, the cinematography is amazing, the acting is great and it was just well-written and interesting". Truly a wordsmith. The film talks about people with pica, "psychological disorder characterized by an appetite for substances that are largely non-nutritive" (from Wiki).
- She tries to scrape her square of lasagna clean. "You guys like lasagna?" she asks. Not anymore, honestly.
- She then smugly says magnifique. In French. Goddamn what an exceptional individual.
- She then tells again how she baked it. Please god kill me now.
This video really tested me. I think I need a therapist.
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- New opening card, "creepy pasta" it says in an aptly terrifyingly shit quality. It really conveys the sheer magnitude of absolute boredom these kinds of videos are.
- Usual sperging at her poor cats
- Picture of the lasagna she made. It doesn't look good, oregano shouldn't go nowhere near lasagne. I'm surprsed she spelled it right though, that's an improvement.
- That lasagna must be at least 2 kgs. She also obviously has Moroccan olives and two huge slices of garlic toast.
- She immediately has a brain-fart moment that it's not worth repeating but it just shows how rètarded she is.
- She's wearing again that tacky t-shirt her mom bought her. She has some makeup on, doesn't look as bad as it usually is but her hair is as usual dirty. She's also wearing earrings but her head is so fat they almost disappeared.
- Is it just me or does her left eye look swollen?
- She's very excited and hungry. "Am I gonna be able to survive until I make this lasagna, it's gonna take forever! can assure you you can, Chantal.
- She got noodles that you only have to soak in water for a couple of minutes and then you stick them in the oven. They don't need to be boiled, thank god! How could she have spared those few more minutes, what with her busy daily schedule and all! What a blessing!
- She apologises because she didn't film herself cooking it. She offers no explanation as to why. Her laziness truly knows no boundaries.
- She cuts a square of lasagna to eat. That square is more than half of the pan. You can admire her beautiful, slender arm and hertrottersI mean hand whilst she cuts it. Foodie Beauty indeed.
- She made her sauce with a can of crushed tomatoes, tomato paste and Italian seasonings ground beef, garlic onion, COTTAGE CHEESE instead of RICOTTA and mozzarella. I feel sick, what the fuck.
- She almost has an orgasm while eating an olive. She eats half a slice of garlic toast in a single bite. I'm scared for my life.
- She's getting her nails done tomorrow.
- I don't know what it is but the combination of that ugly iridescent fork and her hand makes me gag.
- She fakes a shh tic. God it's so annoying.
- We're going to talk about ghosts today. I cannot wait for our talented storyteller Chantal to tell us all about creepy stories. I'm sure I'll shit my pants.
- As she was saying that she was going to talk about ghosts, a few DVDs fell from a sturdy table. They know that, that's why they're here!, she exclaims. Where is my rope?, I ask myself.
- Apparently, out of nowhere at around 5:50 she writes that we're getting a makeup tutorial soon. Why the fuck would she put it there now, when she wasn't even remotely talking about makeup?
- The DVDs are from a series called Unsolved mysteries. The presenter's voice and his appearance are creepy to her.
- The lifts the story she talks about straight from one of the DVDs. It's a borign story about a family who get a second-hand bunk bed for the children and it's haunted. I'll let you imagine how engagingly she recounted the story.
- She burns her tongue eating a forkful of "lasagne". She eyefucks every forkful before inhaling it.
- She talks about how ghosts and spirits can be either trollish and playful and other malevolent. It almost looks like she believes in this shit.
- She keeps eating. I've seen animals eat with more grace, good god.
- I put a screenshot specifically for our dear Leader Null, hope you enjoy Errverrlord
- She shares a FuN fAcT: Matthew McCounaghey had his first role in a murder episode of Unsolved Mysteries. She's single now, Matt, don't miss this catch!!
- 7 more minutes, I'm reaching my limits today gurls, the rope looks more and more attractive.
- That lasagna looks revolting.
- She watched the film Swallow yesterday. Here is her tremendous review: "It's actually really well made, the cinematography is amazing, the acting is great and it was just well-written and interesting". Truly a wordsmith. The film talks about people with pica, "psychological disorder characterized by an appetite for substances that are largely non-nutritive" (from Wiki).
- She tries to scrape her square of lasagna clean. "You guys like lasagna?" she asks. Not anymore, honestly.
- She then smugly says magnifique. In French. Goddamn what an exceptional individual.
- She then tells again how she baked it. Please god kill me now.
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