Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

In the span of a few days, Chinny has had her chimpout and is self medicating with food because the internet is mean and doesn"t tell her what she wants to hear. She just ate 3lbs of lasagna and probably will have finished the other 3lbs by tonight. So incoming cheese shits and regret. By the end of the week she will likely be embarking on a new fad diet or some pseudo-scientific crap. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I honestly don't know how anyone could think that Chinny was ever going to make lasagna "from scratch" in the strictest definition of the phrase. She wasn't going to make her own pasta and her use of no-boil lasagna sheets was predictable. I'm sure her sauce is nasty using both crushed tomatoes and tomato paste along with "Italian seasonings" which is usually a blend of mostly oregano mixed with marjoram, thyme, and basil. Canned tomatoes are fine when seasoned properly, and surely NOBODY thought she as going to prepare and use fresh in her sauce. I thought ricotta was weird addition in Italian-American lasagna, usually a meat sauce like Bolognese is used with bechamel sauce, but cottage cheese is just beyond disgusting. That Chinny made (and bastardized) something disgusting also should not have come as a surprise.
 
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Beluga said:
She watched the film Swallow yesterday. Here is her tremendous review: "It's actually really well made, the cinematography is amazing, the acting is great and it was just well-written and interesting". Truly a wordsmith. The film talks about people with pica, "psychological disorder characterized by an appetite for substances that are largely non-nutritive" (from Wiki).
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Jesus Christ. This just shows how obsessed with eating she is, even more so than I thought.

She's already watched every food show and documentary ever made, so now she has moved on to watching movies about people eating non-food items for entertainment.

I know she googles "eating disorders" all the time to justify her gluttony, so I'm assuming this movie came up somewhere in her research.
 
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KrissyBean said:
Jesus Christ. This just shows how obsessed with eating she is, even more so than I thought.

She's already watched every food show and documentary ever made, so now she has moved on to watching movies about people eating non-food items for entertainment.

I know she googles "eating disorders" all the time to justify her gluttony, so I'm assuming this movie came up somewhere in her research.
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This is absolutely true. She has watched them all. This is where my head spins.

It is remarkable enough that she is totally consumed with food every waking hour on her own; but when she looks for something intellectual to watch (instead of her usual junk) it is always about eating, food, dieting, or veganism. It is truly psychotic. Even serial killers don't always watch slasher movies on their days off.

And in her fatty brain, she really does see it as research. She has done the research. None of you fuckers, haydurs or worshipers, has done the rESeArcH.

Needless to say, she is constantly eating pickles and Doritos and junk while she watches.

The thing about Chantal is no matter how fucking mental and weird she seems superficially, when you dig deeper, you find that she is a lot sicker and crazier and more pathetic than that.
 
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Peachtea18 said:
I like how she used that giant ass knife to cut "her square" to eat but then ended up eating throughout the whole pan anyway. Gross.
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When you are a 450+ pound reclusive glutton with no one to share anything with, it's only a matter of time before you are eating out of casserole dishes. We have reached a new low.
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Beluga said:
Fear not, my fellow kiwis! 'Tis I, Beluga, ready to sacrifice the next 30 minutes of its life to recap a boring-ass video that nobody in their right mind should watch.

- New opening card, "creepy pasta" it says in an aptly terrifyingly shit quality. It really conveys the sheer magnitude of absolute boredom these kinds of videos are.
- Usual sperging at her poor cats
- Picture of the lasagna she made. It doesn't look good, oregano shouldn't go nowhere near lasagne. I'm surprsed she spelled it right though, that's an improvement.
- That lasagna must be at least 2 kgs. She also obviously has Moroccan olives and two huge slices of garlic toast.
- She immediately has a brain-fart moment that it's not worth repeating but it just shows how rètarded she is.
- She's wearing again that tacky t-shirt her mom bought her. She has some makeup on, doesn't look as bad as it usually is but her hair is as usual dirty. She's also wearing earrings but her head is so fat they almost disappeared.
- Is it just me or does her left eye look swollen?
- She's very excited and hungry. "Am I gonna be able to survive until I make this lasagna, it's gonna take forever! can assure you you can, Chantal.
- She got noodles that you only have to soak in water for a couple of minutes and then you stick them in the oven. They don't need to be boiled, thank god! How could she have spared those few more minutes, what with her busy daily schedule and all! What a blessing!
- She apologises because she didn't film herself cooking it. She offers no explanation as to why. Her laziness truly knows no boundaries.
- She cuts a square of lasagna to eat. That square is more than half of the pan. You can admire her beautiful, slender arm and her trotters I mean hand whilst she cuts it. Foodie Beauty indeed.
- She made her sauce with a can of crushed tomatoes, tomato paste and Italian seasonings ground beef, garlic onion, COTTAGE CHEESE instead of RICOTTA and mozzarella. I feel sick, what the fuck.
- She almost has an orgasm while eating an olive. She eats half a slice of garlic toast in a single bite. I'm scared for my life.
- She's getting her nails done tomorrow.
- I don't know what it is but the combination of that ugly iridescent fork and her hand makes me gag.
- She fakes a shh tic. God it's so annoying.
- We're going to talk about ghosts today. I cannot wait for our talented storyteller Chantal to tell us all about creepy stories. I'm sure I'll shit my pants.
- As she was saying that she was going to talk about ghosts, a few DVDs fell from a sturdy table. They know that, that's why they're here!, she exclaims. Where is my rope?, I ask myself.
- Apparently, out of nowhere at around 5:50 she writes that we're getting a makeup tutorial soon. Why the fuck would she put it there now, when she wasn't even remotely talking about makeup?
- The DVDs are from a series called Unsolved mysteries. The presenter's voice and his appearance are creepy to her.
- The lifts the story she talks about straight from one of the DVDs. It's a borign story about a family who get a second-hand bunk bed for the children and it's haunted. I'll let you imagine how engagingly she recounted the story.
- She burns her tongue eating a forkful of "lasagne". She eyefucks every forkful before inhaling it.
- She talks about how ghosts and spirits can be either trollish and playful and other malevolent. It almost looks like she believes in this shit.
- She keeps eating. I've seen animals eat with more grace, good god.
- I put a screenshot specifically for our dear Leader Null, hope you enjoy Errverrlord :feels:
- She shares a FuN fAcT: Matthew McCounaghey had his first role in a murder episode of Unsolved Mysteries. She's single now, Matt, don't miss this catch!!
- 7 more minutes, I'm reaching my limits today gurls, the rope looks more and more attractive.
- That lasagna looks revolting.
- She watched the film Swallow yesterday. Here is her tremendous review: "It's actually really well made, the cinematography is amazing, the acting is great and it was just well-written and interesting". Truly a wordsmith. The film talks about people with pica, "psychological disorder characterized by an appetite for substances that are largely non-nutritive" (from Wiki).
- She tries to scrape her square of lasagna clean. "You guys like lasagna?" she asks. Not anymore, honestly.
- She then smugly says magnifique. In French. Goddamn what an exceptional individual.
- She then tells again how she baked it. Please god kill me now.

This video really tested me. I think I need a therapist.
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A haunted bunk bed? That was the story? And they did an entire Unsolved Mysteries segment on that? They were just mailing that one in. Quality fucking programming.

I know you can’t see it in this video because she makes sure her hairline is out of frame, but I have noticed that she’s doing her hair soot weirdly now. Or, I guess, weirder. She’s making it into a really sharp, Eddie Munster-ish point on her forehead. How is she doing that? Why is she doing that? Does it come with a stencil? How is that a good idea?
 
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raritycunt said:
Why am I not surprised she had time to rage out on her community tab, annoy her cats AND eat a family size serving of lasagne and sides in a few short hours. Like jesus Chantal that was just enough time for me to have eye surgery, give you a day and you’ll be able to add two new diets and a rage livestream to your list!
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An overdose of cheese seems to bring out the beast in Chantal.
 
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hamburgerlardraid said:
When you are a 450+ pound reclusive glutton with no one to share anything with, it's only a matter of time before you are eating out of casserole dishes. We have reached a new low.
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Based on this terrifying still--as well as her fascination with slasher flicks--we should all whisper a silent prayer of thanks that Chantal is a "food addict." This lasagna could be any of us.
 
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At about 1:40 in this video, she says, about the lasagna noodles, "I think you soak them in water for a couple minutes first, and then they're ready to go in the oven."

I fully get that I'm going to the land of pedantic minutiae here, but who says "I think" about the preparation of a dish they themselves have ostensibly just now made? I just don't get it. I mean, I get that I'm trying to apply logic to the speaking pattern of Ms. English Honours here, and I should stop. But still. It's odd.
 
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Looking at PUT LESS IN YOUR FACEHOLE post, it seems Chinny has a few shirts that fit

- Gaudy curtain motif with shoulder slits (seen often recently, apparently purchased by her mom)

- Cow/polkadots shirt

- Red plaid shirt

- Red and maroon top

- Gray stripe tshirt

- Black top (not seen before from what I remember. Might be a purchase from the plus size section at Walmart)

and not seen in the past week, but the pink binge shirt has been worn recently
 
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