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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

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Well he's an autist, so yeah.

Quinton very clearly takes the idea that "legitimate reviewers" (I guess they're still called that, maybe "essayists" or "commentators" is the prefer pronoun now?) are uh... Titans... that command respect and relevancy. He most certainly thinks he had a shot at being one of the greats and missed the boat.
 
Nigga, your content was adequate before you shoved your shitty ideology into it. Your popularity peaked when your content was good and you were on the rise. But your shitty takes on the politik (shoved into a video that didn't even require it nor isn't really similar to what you were reviewing) and then your de-evolution into lolcowdom because of that shit as well as the fact that you have revealed yourself to be a pathetic dope is why your content peaked. You are now stagnant in your subscribers and your content will never make an impact because none of your takes have any originality. Even Jonathan Mcuckintosh, Pop Culture Detective, makes more of an impact than you. At least his emotional logic takes are so fucking out there that somehow the crazies and even normies can get impacted by it.
 
"When my popularity peaked before my content got good"

Its amazing that he acknowledges that he is losing viewership at an ever accelerating pace, but refuses to accept that the reason why they are leaving. They are leaving because the "good" content is actually at best mediocre trash and at worst horribly unpopular (with his prior and i wager a good chunk of his current audience) predictably ice cold political takes. Quinton you dumbass.

"punchline-machine"

Quinton....you were never Rodney Dangerfield and your never going to be Oprah. he was a fucking internet cringe comedian who was average at best, but it worked for his audience and was where he was, frankly, at his happiest. Trying to make an impact has made Quinton miserable and that misery has grossly greatly affected the quality of his already mediocre content.
 
>TFW your old friends continue to abandon you due to your attitude.
>TFW you justify why they continue to abandon you with little to no self-awareness.

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Quinton doesnt care about politics only being veiwed as a "good" person
>TFW your old friends continue to abandon you due to your attitude.
>TFW you justify why they continue to abandon you with little no self-awareness.

Man puts too much credence into social media and internet friendships. Go hiking or something instead. Find a hobby outside.
 
>TFW your old friends continue to abandon you due to your attitude.
>TFW you justify why they continue to abandon you with little to no self-awareness.

I'm honestly surprised when anyone worth shit (including other glutencows) follow him in the first place. Considering his Twitter activity is political sperging, pop culture sperging, doom posting or passive agressive jabs he doesn't have the balls to maintain I wonder why no one with any functioning braincells wants a piece of his mind.

Real talk here, how long will he take to mention this thread/site or why he has kept his mouth shut?
Last tweet chain almost made me believe he was on the joke.
 
Real talk here, how long will he take to mention this thread/site or why he has kept his mouth shut?
I think Quintion is smart enough not to try and "pick a fight with us" but I do think he will try take jabs if either
1. His popularity become low enough so he can get easy sympathy points.
2. Something Horrible comes out about him(sexual harrsment,Muppet gangbang porn,sex tape ect.) in an attempt to say that the allegations are false and just gossip mongering or trying to get ahead of the drama.
3. He gets a martyr complex for Contra/breadtube

I think out of all the posiblites 1 is the most likely because his time in the sun is slowly starting to dim. I think 2 is likely as well but I just think he is to boring for that sorta shit.
 
>TFW your old friends continue to abandon you due to your attitude.
>TFW you justify why they continue to abandon you with little to no self-awareness.

Didn't he do this same thing to other YouTubers like Turkey Tom? At least Tom just straight up said that Quinton cut off contact with him instead of a pity party tweet when he won't even name names. Maybe cause then said people could just point out his hypocrisy.
 
It's a little odd that he hasn't acknowledged the farms when he's acknowledged the ED article about him.

ED is completely irrelevant and that's when the site's actually up and running. Back to Quinton, the Matt Hoss video sticks out to me as he reveals himself to be an incel type back when. I'm sure somewhere along the way he convinced himself that adopting this progressive lefty worldview was a sign of maturity and personal growth. But he's never shed the thing I feel defines incels at their core: unwarranted self importance and a superiority complex.

I mean, he thinks he deserves a successful YouTube career because he 'hits the trends" and he's making such an vital statement by sharing his naive, 1st world lefty viewpoints. All this despite not being particularly noteworthy, charismatic, funny, or hell even good looking for that matter. He does weird creepy shit like buying a male sex doll and doesn't seem to get why that would put people off and views his detractors as "guppies" His passive aggressiveness is textbook inceldom: talking hella shit about people you won't admit to feeling inadequate to, but pussy out the moment confrontation happens.

The infamous ContraPoints video is all the proof you need. It reeks of that desperate "please fuck me"energy that simps with no game emit. You switch Contra with some girl he finds cute in his classroom and it's the same shit. Political sperging is his new "religion' and he truly believes he can escape inceldom this way. Because this never works, he ends being the equivalent of that Stonetoss "wolf in sheep's clothing" comic.
 
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>TFW your old friends continue to abandon you due to your attitude.
>TFW you justify why they continue to abandon you with little to no self-awareness.


Ah yes Shaun the slime pusdeo intellectual who has streams where he openly admits he lies in his videos to own the rightoids before smuckling about how smart he is. This is the standard modern Quinton is reaching for
 
Imagine being so exceptional that you believe socialism is what America needs. Quinton has no understanding of the world outside of his tiny breadtube/garfield sphere
The same could be said for most breadtubers. A lot of them just hide it with a British/European accent or elaborate set pieces and purple lighting. The rest are grifters who don't give a shit.

Anyone have things we can send Quinton to cheer him up?

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ED is completely irrelevant and that's when the site's actually up and running. Back to Quinton, the Matt Hoss video sticks out to me as he reveals himself to be an incel type back when. I'm sure somewhere along the way he convinced himself that adopting this progressive lefty worldview was a sign of maturity and personal growth. But he's never shed the thing I feel defines incels at their core: unwarranted self importance and a superiority complex.

I mean, he thinks he deserves a successful YouTube career because he 'hits the trends" and he's making such an vital statement by sharing his naive, 1st world lefty viewpoints. All this despite not being particularly noteworthy, charismatic, funny, or hell even good looking for that matter. He does weird creepy shit like buying a male sex doll and doesn't seem to get why that would put people off and views his detractors as "guppies" His passive aggressiveness is textbook inceldom: talking hella shit about people you won't admit to feeling inadequate to, but pussy out the moment confrontation happens.

The infamous ContraPoints video is all the proof you need. It reeks of that desperate "please fuck me"energy that simps with no game emulate. You switch Contra with some girl he finds cute in his classroom and it's the same shit. Political sperging is his new "religion' and he truly believes he can escape inceldom this way. Because this never works, he ends being the equivalent of that Stonetoss "wolf in sheep's clothing" comic.

ED being irrelevant is what makes Quinton being triggered by his article even funnier. We all know the guy's got a massive ego, which aligns perfectly with getting upset over anything remotely negative. But Quinton gets bent out of shape over a website no one reads anymore? I'm a little impressed he even found the article.
 
ED being irrelevant is what makes Quinton being triggered by his article even funnier. We all know the guy's got a massive ego, which aligns perfectly with getting upset over anything remotely negative. But Quinton gets bent out of shape over a website no one reads anymore? I'm a little impressed he even found the article.

Being an incel, he probably used to visit the site on a regular basis. It's irrelevancy make it a safe target to throw shade at.
 
ED being irrelevant is what makes Quinton being triggered by his article even funnier. We all know the guy's got a massive ego, which aligns perfectly with getting upset over anything remotely negative. But Quinton gets bent out of shape over a website no one reads anymore? I'm a little impressed he even found the article.
In the original incarnation of this thread (back in Internet Happenings) I pointed out that whenever he finds this thread is probably going to be an ego trip for him. Theres a good reason to believe he constantly checks his mentions and only delivers any opinion about them when everyone else has moved on. Besides no one has come to confirm the Enter saga yet.

A part of me is eager to believe he thinks of himself as off limits because he used to be one of "cool guys" and his modern self depricating humor is a way of taking the power away from his critics. "Yes I am weird, I have a Garfield bodypillow what gives?" As pointed before by fellow kiwis, he is discount Vaush + Big Joel.
 
In the original incarnation of this thread (back in Internet Happenings) I pointed out that whenever he finds this thread is probably going to be an ego trip for him. Theres a good reason to believe he constantly checks his mentions and only delivers any opinion about them when everyone else has moved on. Besides no one has come to confirm the Enter saga yet.

A part of me is eager to believe he thinks of himself as off limits because he used to be one of "cool guys" and his modern self depricating humor is a way of taking the power away from his critics. "Yes I am weird, I have a Garfield bodypillow what gives?" As pointed before by fellow kiwis, he is discount Vaush + Big Joel.
I refuse to believe he doesn't know this thread exists. It isn't on page 1 of a Google search, but if he found an ED article about himself he surely found this.
 
Didn't he do this same thing to other YouTubers like Turkey Tom? At least Tom just straight up said that Quinton cut off contact with him instead of a pity party tweet when he won't even name names. Maybe cause then said people could just point out his hypocrisy.
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“Funnier?” Maybe I’m just rętarded but I’m confused on what that even means, here.
 
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Turkey Tom is a bad person who thought he was liked by a superior content creator and human being, such as Quinton, so the blocking must've been a big surprise for him. Surely Quinton chuckles every once in a while because of how sharp he was in performing a blind side block like that on someone who considered him a friend up to that very moment. The people who unfollowed Quinton though were totally smart people (not as smart as Quinton though) and it's confusing as to why they would unfollow him without even a goodbye message or a thesis on what makes them want to unfollow Quinton.

Or it's a reference to a Garfield comic strip.
 
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