Debate schizoposter Ashley Hutsell Jankowski on the ethics of being 40 and fat on the Internet - Last time I log on here

[benutz]

Yeah remember how he came here and bragged he once had a black girlfriend? Totally not playing into the stereotype that bigots fetishize the objects of their contempt at all. If she existed I wonder what she'd say about him using her as a token to his autistic white power internet buddies. What do you think?

He a guhd boy.

He dindunuffin!

Leave Pman alone!

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

@Ashley Jankowski sure likes to larp as a social work grad student. I think she's full of shit and is deluding herself from the reality of being a nobody. Not to power level too much but two of my close friends obtained their MSWs, so I know a little bit about the program. So Fatley, tell me, what's your capstone/thesis called? There is a common term that is used in social work programs which accurately summarizes the capstone/thesis. Tell me this term, I want to see if you're on the level.

 

[Null]

Just wondering if you have a special lady in your life who swoons each time you spend 8 hours trying to get a random transgender person to commit suicide.

I've never been propositioned so directly before. Stop, you're making me blush, and you look too much like me for it to work out -- it's weird, people will think we're siblings.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Josh must exude special lolcow pheromones that can be smelled via the Internet and make lolcows come here and beg for his attention.

 

[pierce your heart]

Josh must exude special lolcow pheromones that can be smelled via the Internet and make lolcows come here and beg for his attention.

Lolcows generally want people to feed their delusions and ego and Josh is not one to decline a good feeding

 

[Ashley Jankowski]

@Ashley Jankowski sure likes to larp as a social work grad student. I think she's full of shit and is deluding herself from the reality of being a nobody. Not to power level too much but two of my close friends obtained their MSWs, so I know a little bit about the program. So Fatley, tell me, what's your capstone/thesis called? There is a common term that is used in social work programs which accurately summarizes the capstone/thesis. Tell me this term, I want to see if you're on the level.

Yeah it's really very hard to obtain a degree where at the lowest point workers sometimes get bronchial cysts from exposure to active meth labs

So Fatley,

 

[Hastur]

Yeah it's really very hard to obtain a degree where at the lowest point workers sometimes get bronchial cysts from exposure to active meth labs

Ashley make sure to let us know when you're leaving this pretend class at your fictional grad school. Also, try not to stay up all night arguing with the internet (again), you've got made-up homework assignments to do.

 

[Ashley Jankowski]

Ashley make sure to let us know when you're leaving this pretend class at your fictional grad school. Also, try not to stay up all night arguing with the internet (again), you've got made-up homework assignments to do.

I'm mostly just laughing at how you follow me around like a little deformed puppy saying this weirdo daddy shit you think makes you seem strong dude. From the moment I first post to the moment I leave, every time.

 

[ProudGayWhiteMale]

I'm mostly just laughing at how you follow me around like a little deformed puppy saying this weirdo daddy shit you think makes you seem strong dude. From the moment I first post to the moment I leave, every time.

Nigga you got your own fucking thread

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Yeah it's really very hard to obtain a degree where at the lowest point workers sometimes get bronchial cysts from exposure to active meth labs

That's one schizophrenic word salad. But then again, it's the only salad you'd be familiar with. Now stop larping as a grad student, it's clear you're anything but.

 

[alpha aspie asian]

time pool

 

[WeWuzFinns]

I think null finally transitioned and this thread is just an elaborate plot for coming out

 

[benutz]

Hi Ashley.

This is Karen, from Human Resources (Bender and Bender Associates).

First of all, just want to thank you for taking the time to come in today for the interview. I realise it must have been quite a long haul dragging your fat arse up the 5 flights of stairs to the top floor where my office is. I could see you were visibly shaken and I'm just glad that you recovered after we found somewhere for you to lie down for half an hour (It's not easy closing off an entire floor of office space, but we are nothing if not agile, unlike you) and got you a drink of water.

I thought the interview went rather well. As you probably gather, we do get rather a lot of applicants for the role of 'cup cake tester', but you handled yourself with aplomb (once you'd stopped shaking from that hyperglycemic drop due to not having eaten anything for at least 10 minutes). Our cupcakes cure a myriad of ills and we were all pleased to see they got Fat Ash's Fat Ass and Tastebud seal of approval. They way you chucked them down the back of your fat little neck like they were going out of fashion and going up in price, was also quite a sight to behold. It was our pleasure to give you a catering crate of them - gratis - just for taking the time to come in today. We realise how hard it must have been for you.

Yes, bad news travels fast, and we heard about the accident. That's always a problem when two exceptionally massive objects come within a certain distance of each other's gravitational field. The inverse square law of gravity can be a real bitch sometimes. How were you to know that the world's largest super-tanker was merely just a mile away? Could have happened to anyone. You shouldn't feel bad. We've been saying for years that that dry-dock is just an accident waiting to happen when ships in for repair are hidden so stealthily below the water-line. You weren't to know.

It was touch and go I heard when they had to 'de-weld' you off the side of its hull, but your pathetic little squeaks of 'H... e.. l.. p.. M... e.. ' did not go unheaded. That's the main thing! A couple of cream pies later and you were right as rain again, so I'm told!

Didn't that nigger, the mighty Chuck D write a song about you once? "Fear of a ham planet". Might have got that wrong. But if he didn't - he should have! You deserve to have songs written about you Ashley.

So it is with all that said that I have to now cut to the chase. There is good news and there is bad news Ashley.

I'll give you the good news first!

We were so impressed with all that you had overcome that day to make it in for the interview that we unanimously (even Mr. Bender Sr. himself) decided to give you the job. Starting Salary is $150k per annum (plus all the cupcakes you can scoff, of course).

The bad news?

Well, as you know we are legally obliged to do due dillegence on any new candidate that we hire and who will finally end up working in the hallowed halls of Bender and Bender Associates. That is my job in fact, Ashley. And I must say, it wasn't a pretty sight (like your fat arse).

Before we do any in depth analysis such as long-term background employment checks and reference matching, we just do a quick google search just to see what comes up. You'd be surprised what you can find out about somebody Ashley Jankowski, just by doing that very one small thing.

I skipped over the boyfriend buttsex thing because that is just too much even for my catholic tastes. Besides, what two degenerates do in the privacy of their own trailer is nobody else's business, right?

But I could not overlook your insane ramblings and dare I say it, somewhat stalkerish and obsessive behaviour, on a site I had never come across before: a certain Kiwi Farms, I believe it was.

Wow. Ashley. I think we both had a close escape with this one. I mean, who the fuck is 'Pman', and what the fuck did he ever do to you? To say that you come across as unhinged is understatement of the year, and I really need to wrap this up now, but Ashley, I'm sorry to have to tell you we are going to have to 'let you go' as I don' think it would serve anyone's interest for us here at Bender and Bender Associates to employ a raging, incoherent, and frankly, quite emotionally and mentally disturbed hambeast such as yourself as 'Chief Cupcake Tester'.

It just wouldn't work.

And it's for that reason and also with a heavy heart that I have to inform you that your applications has been rejected.

We here at Bender and Bender Associates wish you all the best for the future. If you get the requisite mental health help you are in such desperate need of (not to mention taking it a little easier on the saturated fats, perhaps?) then we would always be happy to reconsider a re-application, say, around post 2030, pending any relevant psychological reports and assessments.

You won't be hearing from us again.


Yours sincerely,

Karen Bender (Associate, Bender and Bender).

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I don't know much about this thread, but I think fat people should have their internet locked and have to do push ups and sit ups with their pulse rate being monitored to unlock them. Ten push ups/sit ups gives you five minutes of internet.

Thoughts @Ashley Jankowski ?

 

[InvertedDickEnthusiast]

I don't know much about this thread, but I think fat people should have their internet locked and have to do push ups and sit ups with their pulse rate being monitored to unlock them. Ten push ups/sit ups gives you five minutes of internet.

Thoughts @Ashley Jankowski ?

I think she thinks these are all Brian Uecker's alt accounts, it's the only thing that explains the insane behavior.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

It's really hindered Zoe Quinn

you know what really hindered her? falsely accusing a man of sexually abusing her leading to his suicide

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Has Brian uecker ever discussed what he'd do if his nieces had someone like you following them around?

Funnily enough the only person who's ever attempted to stalk Brian's extremely underage nieces is you, Ashley. Think of that, all these reprehensible horrible incel nazi chuds, and Ashley has outdone them all by threatening a couple of children, just because they happen to be related to another of her stalking targets.. Truly social work is the calling for you, your empathy and caring spirit shines right through.

In one way it's a shame that Ashley's all bullshit and larping. I almost wish she'd try something in real life, I could really dig the idea of Fat Ashley (her new prison moniker) in an XXXXL orange jumpsuit.

 

[Hastur]

weirdo daddy shit

LMAO this is always what it comes down to with fat chicks and antisocial behavioral issues

Ashley if you're not going to take your meds at least write FUCK YOU DAD out by hand 1000x or so, you may feel better

 

[Unabashed Shia Apologist]

I could really dig the idea of Fat Ashley (her new prison moniker) in an XXXXL orange jumpsuit.

Fat Ash sounds better

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I'd wonder what nicknames Ashley's family and friends have for her, but her family wants nothing to do with her and she has no real friends.