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Looks like Colorado recent uptick is due to an Aussie tourist. Casses are mostly concentrated in Aspen. Time to set up a mandatory drive though screening station at the Eisenhower tunnel.

The three individuals along with the other nine people who tested positive for the virus each were issued isolation orders from the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, Koenemann said. Under state law, if for any reason people do not follow the order, the public health department may file action in court.

“We can’t file that for refusing to take a test,” Koenemann said, adding that the three who refused tests are complying with the isolation order.

A person who tests positive must stay in isolation for 14 days from the last date of exposure, Koenemann said. After that, a person must have two negative tests, an improvement in symptoms and a resolution of fever without medication, she said.

Health officials have not said how the Australians know each other or why they came to Aspen. The nine people who tested positive include six men and three women, with eight of the nine in their 50s, 60s or 70s. One woman is in her 20s.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
So I've been hearing a back and fourth on the Coronavirus being a literal gene splice baby of HIV and SARS, and I've also heard that such a development is impossible. Last I heard about it was Metokur's latest Wu-Flu stream where a rando super-chatter claimed to have inside info with the CDC and according to him, the CDC believe that the Coronavirus is two years old and was absolutely spliced with HIV because it allegedly self-revives after it's killed by the human immune system.

Anybody got conclusive details on whether this is true or not?
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those claims were made by Indians (and thus are untrue- so untrue they even retracted them) and Metokur is a tard who thinks that just because his gook ho loves big gaijin dick that Chinks don't love living in their CCP-ruled antheap
 
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I would assume being a citizen of a EU country would also mean you can travel into the US, through the UK or otherwise. He was pretty unclear about it. Either way, RIP the Airline industry.
 
That was about the shortest address to the nation I've ever heard. Holy shit.

"Payroll tax relief"
"Taxpayer relief"
"CDC is great"
"US and US health care is great."
"USA #1"
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Jesus Digital Christ, that was fast.

I get the payroll taxes being cut. That means you have more money in your paycheck to buy shit you might need.

If I hear the National Guard does anything more than a phone tree alert or a sign in alert, I'm gonna get worried.

Joke for right now: Why do blonde girls have dimples around their bellybuttons? Blonde guys are stupid too.
 
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So maybe I missed it, but did he say anything increasing testing?
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That would imply that:
  1. There have been systematic problems in producing test kits despite mnay months of warning from China
  2. There have been systematic barriers to actually using them
  3. There is actually a problem
So.. of course not
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I get the payroll taxes being cut. That means you have more money in your paycheck to buy shit you might need.
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Highly optomistic. I suspect that if this happens, it will be a cut to the employer half of the tax, which you won't see anyway.

That's not to say that's wrong. If it's accompanied by protections for workers, and if similar accommodations are made for the self employed (who pay the full 15%) it would be the right thing to do for economic continuity.

I doubt it.
 
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DerSandstrom said:
twitter.com

Deadline Hollywood on Twitter

“EXCLUSIVE: We have just received word that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson were tested positive for the #Coronavirus https://t.co/rUnwCrVxub”
twitter.com twitter.com

Here we go, everyone. This is when shit hits the fan.

Not when the world warns us all, but when a beloved celebrity comes down with it.
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Damn, beat me to it.
Tom Hanks and his wife have it and are currently in Australia.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9nVasnBNF5/
https://archive.vn/bieEn
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
So I've been hearing a back and fourth on the Coronavirus being a literal gene splice baby of HIV and SARS, and I've also heard that such a development is impossible. Last I heard about it was Metokur's latest Wu-Flu stream where a rando super-chatter claimed to have inside info with the CDC and according to him, the CDC believe that the Coronavirus is two years old and was absolutely spliced with HIV because it allegedly self-revives after it's killed by the human immune system.
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No.

Here's a little primer on who to listen to. We all hedge. Like "based on the data I've seen, it seems like" or "it appears that," etc.

If you have someone making conclusive statements or relying on hidden knowledge it's probably just Dale Gribble talking about spike glycoproteins in-between taking drags off of his cig
 
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This is a whole bunch of bullshit. Travel ban on Europe? What the fuck, Tramp? A little flu virus that we don't have the cure for yet, but have the resources and proper material to find an alternative and all of a sudden the whole world shuts down? How paranoid is everyone? That's so fucking stupid. This whole Wu Flu is fucking stupid. I fucking hate chinks.
 
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