Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Keystone]

Deadline Hollywood on Twitter

“EXCLUSIVE: We have just received word that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson were tested positive for the #Coronavirus https://t.co/rUnwCrVxub”

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Here we go, everyone. This is when shit hits the fan.

Not when the world warns us all, but when a beloved celebrity comes down with it.

Never thought we'd get a sequel to Philadelphia.

 

[Gallofag]

I just got an alert telling me to stay home if I'm sick and if I don't improve within 48 hours to get care. What does this mean? Tests are hard to get/nonexistent.

Spoiler

I went to urgent care Monday and while I'm not worse I'm not better either.

I'm concerned about going to the doctor's appointment cause I could be find but a visit might make me a carrier for Wuflu.

 

[Cabelaz]

aww shit daddy tom got it
If people weren't panicking already that shit just got cranked to 11

 

[Gallofag]

Deadline Hollywood on Twitter

“EXCLUSIVE: We have just received word that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson were tested positive for the #Coronavirus https://t.co/rUnwCrVxub”

twitter.com

Here we go, everyone. This is when shit hits the fan.

Not when the world warns us all, but when a beloved celebrity comes down with it.

They are just right in the kill range, I have hopes they can survive it but now I'm curious what other celebrities are infected.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Governor Inslee (Washington State) is threatening a multi-county in-home quarantine that will be enforced by the national guard. I see this creating a lot of pushback.

 

[FemalePresident]

Three confirmed cases in Cuba. They're italian tourists and are stable.

 

[Arctic Fox]

They are just right in the kill range, I have hopes they can survive it but now I'm curious what other celebrities are infected.

Meh. If everyone in Hollywood dies nothing of value will be lost. Nothing but sex pests and a hoard of enablers.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Tom Hanks, Joe Biden and a bunch of Northwestern/California people infected.

Confirmed: Coronavirus is targeting pedophiles.

 

[Computer Boy]

Deadline Hollywood on Twitter

“EXCLUSIVE: We have just received word that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson were tested positive for the #Coronavirus https://t.co/rUnwCrVxub”

twitter.com

Here we go, everyone. This is when shit hits the fan.

Not when the world warns us all, but when a beloved celebrity comes down with it.

I always confuse Tom Hanks with Robin Williams

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

CORONA GON' KILL MR ROGERS!!!

Get ready for Trumps 9pm address where he will:

1. Tell you the economy is great.
2. That he will help banks and may even be nice enough to help the average Joe.
3. That the danger is overblown and you'll see it all be OK.
4. The its China's fault.
5. That its the CDCs fault.
6. That It's somehow the fault of previous administration policies.
7. That he had no control over it.
8. That if he had known it was this bad, but because others didn't tell him, that now he will really handle it.
9. That there are BIG TAX BREAKS coming and while he doesn't have ANY details, he'll get right back to you.
10. That Wall Street love him and they will get looked after.
11. That the Flu is worse and kills more and it's overblown.
12. That his hunches "trump" scientific "experts".
13. That Democrats and the media have made this worse than it "really is".
14. Its the Fed Reserves fault.
15. The Dow will bounce back REAL soon.
16. We have the best health system and are fully prepared and theres nothing to worry about.

1. Yes, but it's because it's great that we'll weather this well
2. Said he'd help the average Joe with payroll and small business relief
3. Nope, more like "it'll be tough but we'll get through together"
4. Nope
5. Nope
6. Nope, he said leave politics out of it.
7. Nope, actually said he was trying to take decisive action
8. Said he knew it was serious and that's why he did what he did
9. Said there were tax breaks, and here's the details and he was going to Congress to ask for them
10. Nope
11. Didn't mention the flu
12. Nope
13. Nope
14. Nope
15. Nope
16. Yep

 

[I can't imagine]

I just got an alert telling me to stay home if I'm sick and if I don't improve within 48 hours to get care. What does this mean? Tests are hard to get/nonexistent.

Spoiler

I went to urgent care Monday and while I'm not worse I'm not better either.

Basically, the protocol is that, since testing everyone is impossible/impractical, they're having people semi-self-quarantine until their symptoms are gone. If you don't get worse and you're fine now, odds are pretty good that even if it is Wuflu you'll be fine. Obviously, if it gets worse, go to the doctor.

NOTE: I am not a doctor, and this should not be taken as medical advice. I'm just someone in a similar situation who asked a lot of questions.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

And here I thought when Israel got it we'd see a SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

Turns out we needed to wait for Pedowood to get it.

 

[Gallofag]

Tom Hanks, Joe Biden and a bunch of Northwestern/California people infected.

Confirmed: Coronavirus is targeting pedophiles.

Joe Biden is now infected?

 

[Shield Breaker]

They are just right in the kill range, I have hopes they can survive it but now I'm curious what other celebrities are infected.

I hope all of them.

Joe Biden

Don't lie like that.

Joe Biden is now infected?

No. He got my hopes up.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1237914142033444864 (http://archive.vn/19tGi)

 

[FemalePresident]

Patient infected with coronavirus in critical condition, isolated in a hospital in Peru.

Link in spanish: https://diariocorreo.pe/edicion/lim...gliati-covid-19-grave-de-salud-video-noticia/

Cases are expected to increase in South America in the coming days.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Most of this thread is filled with fear-mongering mongrels with built-up uncertainties influenced by the media ignoring that entire fucking plagues and other flus have happened in the history of the world that have wiped out way more people than "muh corona" when globally there was little to none of the advanced technology we have now.

Don't let fucking paranoia overtake you. Take precautions, but goddamnit, it's just the Wu Flu, bro.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK NO MORE BASKETBALL. What the fuckity fuck? That shit's fucking ass. The fear-mongering is at its height. This is all a bunch of bullshit. I hate this shit. I really do. People are treating it like the end of the goddamn world.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Joe Biden is now infected?

Rumor has it that Hanks and his wife got it at a Biden fundraiser. And Biden just cancelled a ton of his rallies.

I'm doing my CSI schtick.

"Looks like Joe Biden isn't simply bat-shit insane."

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Gallofag]

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Shams Charania on Twitter

“The NBA has suspended its season.”

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Good on the Nba, but this is sweet karma for all you greedy corporations sucking china's dick.

 

[Innominandum]

This thread is stressing me out and making me sad. I've stayed ahead of the curve by following here but now we've now possibly got cases near my home and there's nothing I can personally do to stop it's spread to where I live. I feel like Canada has it within it's power to stop things now if we stop flights and lock up but it's like everyone in government has decided it's fine for it to spread here the we'll deal with it as it comes mentality is so frustrating.

I just got an alert telling me to stay home if I'm sick and if I don't improve within 48 hours to get care. What does this mean? Tests are hard to get/nonexistent.