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[Shaka Brah]

I mean considering that corona is supposedly making surviving males sterile it would be the opposite of handmades tale where the men would be subjugated, so you know their dream.

That being said I fucking love these people
Lib: Trump isn't doing anything about corona
Same Lib: Trump just banned out of country travel this is just like my distopia novels.

It's a fucked if you do fucked if you don't honestly he should have done it earlier but imagine the headlines he would have gotten.

Technically if only a few men were left fertile then women would become less valuable, and fertile men would be in high demand. You'd have tons of women vying for a tiny portion of men who would have all the dating and social power.

 

[Leblanc]

they should really think of a better portmanteau than one involving the word "pedo"

 

[AprilRains]

jesus christ what a self own

 

[TowinKarz]

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Don't worry, I hear it has a dummy warhead

 

[Robert James]

Technically if only a few men were left fertile then women would become less valuable, and fertile men would be in high demand. You'd have tons of women vying for a tiny portion of men who would have all the dating and social power.

Yeah, but there would be more women, and they have guns and they could kill off any man that doesn't simp out. I mean it doesn't make sense but in the framework of handmaids tale it does.

 

[BR55]

Go visit the corona thread. They're already declaring it worthless.

God I can not wait until Corona Virus just fucks off so we can all stop shrieking and throwing our shit at the wall like a pack of chimps.
I've seen so many people who I thought were smarter than this losing their fucking minds.
On the plus side as a case study in mass psychology this cluster fuck will be invaluable.

 

[lolwatagain]

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If only the Warren Wagon didn't run out of wampum.

 

[The Pink Panther]

FDR

>FDR
>good president

 

[SBG]

God I can not wait until Corona Virus just fucks off so we can all stop shrieking and throwing our shit at the wall like a pack of chimps.
I've seen so many people who I thought were smarter than this losing their fucking minds.
On the plus side as a case study in mass psychology this cluster fuck will be invaluable.

It's wild how a glorified flu will throw people into a panic even worse than even Ebola did.

Also it's insane how it's considered special that they're now cleaning things like the subway a couple times a day now.

News12 on Twitter

“The #MTA says crews will now clean #subway stations twice per day because of the #coronavirusoutbreak. Are you using subways? https://t.co/cVlFTrMf0m”

twitter.com

 

[ForTheHoard]

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Spoiler

Edit- I also just noticed that the Joepedo missed by quite a bit

 

[Robert James]

God I can not wait until Corona Virus just fucks off so we can all stop shrieking and throwing our shit at the wall like a pack of chimps.
I've seen so many people who I thought were smarter than this losing their fucking minds.
On the plus side as a case study in mass psychology this cluster fuck will be invaluable.

So one thing Corona chan taught me is that people are idiots. I went shopping today and discovered a few astounding trends.

• There stocking up on bottled water when it is more efficient to get a drum or the water cooler barrels
• The water purifiers are still on the shelves.
• They are buying TP, hand sanitizer, and bleach but aren't buying hand soap
• I could not find any rice but flour was available in any size you want, I bought a 25 pound bag in case people realize most europeans lived off a diet of bread and jams for a good hundred years.
• Beef jerky and canned foods are still available in bulk. Most dried food is still available in bulk.
• Went to pick up some bullets, they were on sale and the store I went to had three rows of them.
• Guns are still available
• No one is buying a portable stove or gas for said stoves
• Camping gear is still available in mass.

I am convinced that if corona truly is the next black death we will find houses filled with toilet paper hand sanitizer and the corpses of retards that thought a diet of rice was a good idea.

I still want people to freak for a little longer I may get a week's vacation or a few weeks of mandatory work at home.

 

[Sexyphobe]

I've heard hardcore Bond fans say Diamonds are Forever was a poor final showing for Connery, everyone I know doesn't like Roger Moore so not sure if A View To A Kill is comparably bad to the rest of his films.

The ones I know also view License to Kill as shitty, but they claim it's because it's too much like Miami Vice and not enough like Bond more than the film itself being shitty. I kind of liked it so *shrug*

LTK was pretty good. It was an attempt at a darker Bond movie decades before Daniel Craig, and I actually liked it much more than Craig's movies. I just find Craig a very boring Bond. Dalton could be serious while still having the Bond swagger, Craig just looks depressed.

DAF was way too confusing for its own good. I had no idea what the hell was going on. The beginning way great though, with James being PISSED and killing Blofeld for killing his wife. Not Connery's best. Roger Moore is a great Bond, though, and my personal favorite.

Off topic but On Her Majesty's Secret Service is a great movie, and Lazenby is an underrated Bond. Tomorrow Never Dies is also a great movie, and is pretty relevant now when it comes to media control over the general consensus.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It would be really fucking nice if these short-bus-riding lunatics could pick whether or not the economy is Trump's or Obama's because this constant whipping back-and-forth between the two is starting to make me fucking dizzy.

You are a Decade too late for that one, they did this exact same shit to Bush. Everything good was Clinton..everything bad was Bush.

 

[Shaka Brah]

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That is fucking BASED.

Is someone paying Joe's "meme makers" to sink their own ship?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[verissimus]

If only the Corona virus could virtually infect twitter.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Shaka Brah]

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In reality it would be ravaging the country and she would be delivering a speech like Trudeau about how quarantines are racist and you should just lick chinks. Meanwhile she's sequestered in an underground bunker.

 

[Robert James]

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Okay but tom hanks did sign off for ToyStory 6 and a theoretical Forest Gump remake, so I mean would him dying really be a loss.

 

[Saxxon]

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Bitch couldn't even handle her own health in the election, do they genuinely believe that the walking corpse could control a virus that make people her age fall like flies?