Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

"Fruit and veg plate" = Large onion ring from Sonic and a strawberry banana shake with full fat ice cream from god knows where east coast USA.

God Bless the U.S.A. folks

That reminded me I came across this last night on her IG. It's now 6 days old. But look.. veggies!

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This story time was shit and shows how ungrateful of a thumb-shaped glutton she is. It's ironic though since now she's the one struggling to make ends meet with her below minimum-wage YouTube career because she's too dumb to get a real job. Also, does she think everyone that intermittent fasts almost always has a big fruit n veg platter everyday? I noticed she says that same line every time she or someone else mentions her (lack of) weight loss. That's how I know she's lying. Bitch looks fatter than ever.
 
That reminded me I came across this last night on her IG. It's now 6 days old. But look.. veggies!

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Out here doing the lords work. If I could give a Semper Fi I would. Proof positive that she is and will ever be a pig in shit as long as she can cross the border for new and 'exotic' grease.
 
Chantal has a nasty habit of binge eating where she consumes thousands of calories in a very short amount of time.
Yet, in her stupid, stupid brain, intermittent fasting is a good idea.

As if shortening her eating window from her usual 24 hours to slightly less will keep her from eating as much.
She has had decades of practice at consuming as much as possible as quickly as possible. There’s no special method or technique that can trick her into eating less, she simply won’t allow it to happen.


“I have lost some [weight]” Oh sure.

Why doesn’t she do what she’s been asking Charlie Gold to do and do a weigh-in?
You haven’t lost shit, Chantal. You know it, we know it, even Sam knows it.
 
In typical Cuntal fashion, her endeavours to show she's a homebody with culinary skillz have shown instead that she's eaten out multiple times a day every day for the past decade. Does anyone else find it extremely funny that she promised home-cooked meals with the air of a gourmand and then gave us fried baloney sandwiches on white bread? And she didn't even prepare them properly. Meat is all she eats, apart from heat-and-eat carbs, yet she doesn't know how to prepare it. At age 35. She had the temerity to claim, out of Bibi's earshot, that she did 90% of the cooking in their household (as she should, because she's a NILF* shut-in) but she's now tipped her pink-clawed hand and shown that she can't prepare even the simplest dish. All I'll say is that she's very lucky to have orbiters with deep pockets and the lack of shame required to rob them.

*Not In the Labour Force

As regards our gorl's general state of affairs: the she-blimp has been cut loose without a pilot and is careening around the Ottawa skies. There is nothing in her mind at this stage except for the hoarse, pleading voice of reason that she needs to SHH by flooding her gusset over takeout. I haven't found the inner strength needed to follow her new IG account, even though her old one had the occasional quality chimpout: I can't weather the torrent of "owning a cat makes me interesting" and passive-aggressive veggie photos.

One thing I've noticed: she's moving away from her old "aesthetic". What I mean by that is until about 2019, she went for this trashy faux-gothic vamp style, which translated into dark eye makeup and making exceptional faces in photos. If you go back far enough in the thread, you'll see it: think Morticia Addams if she gained 400 pounds and died of anaphylactic shock from jellyfish stings to the face. It's readily apparent in her iconic EAITING video:
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This previous style wasn't "better", per se, but it looked slightly less grotesque because she wasn't egregiously overlining her lips or wearing makeup for costume parties (also, y'know, she was about 50 pounds lighter...).

Lately, though, she's broken out the teenage girl glitter and gaudy colours for her eyes, and the lipstick she's globbing unevenly over half of her face is bolder and brighter. There's also an emerging floral theme in her muumuus, whereas before she used to have a more muted "style" (for want of a better word); this may just be because of the spartan choices in deathfat couture.

In short, she's turned the feminine dial way up in a dark subconscious reaction to the loss of her ovaries and fertility. That's my best guess as to why. She's probably also trying to reinvent herself, the better to catfish men with, now that she's single and ready to mingle.
 
In typical Cuntal fashion, her endeavours to show she's a homebody with culinary skillz have shown instead that she's eaten out multiple times a day every day for the past decade. Does anyone else find it extremely funny that she promised home-cooked meals with the air of a gourmand and then gave us fried baloney sandwiches on white bread? And she didn't even prepare them properly. Meat is all she eats, apart from heat-and-eat carbs, yet she doesn't know how to prepare it. At age 35. She had the temerity to claim, out of Bibi's earshot, that she did 90% of the cooking in their household (as she should, because she's a NILF* shut-in) but she's now tipped her pink-clawed hand and shown that she can't prepare even the simplest dish. All I'll say is that she's very lucky to have orbiters with deep pockets and the lack of shame required to rob them.

*Not In the Labour Force

As regards our gorl's general state of affairs: the she-blimp has been cut loose without a pilot and is careening around the Ottawa skies. There is nothing in her mind at this stage except for the hoarse, pleading voice of reason that she needs to SHH by flooding her gusset over takeout. I haven't found the inner strength needed to follow her new IG account, even though her old one had the occasional quality chimpout: I can't weather the torrent of "owning a cat makes me interesting" and passive-aggressive veggie photos.

One thing I've noticed: she's moving away from her old "aesthetic". What I mean by that is until about 2019, she went for this trashy faux-gothic vamp style, which translated into dark eye makeup and making exceptional faces in photos. If you go back far enough in the thread, you'll see it: think Morticia Addams if she gained 400 pounds and died of anaphylactic shock from jellyfish stings to the face. It's readily apparent in her iconic EAITING video:
picsart_08-08-10-21-11-jpg.1094938

This previous style wasn't "better", per se, but it looked slightly less grotesque because she wasn't egregiously overlining her lips or wearing makeup for costume parties (also, y'know, she was about 50 pounds lighter...).

Lately, though, she's broken out the teenage girl glitter and gaudy colours for her eyes, and the lipstick she's globbing unevenly over half of her face is bolder and brighter. There's also an emerging floral theme in her muumuus, whereas before she used to have a more muted "style" (for want of a better word); this may just be because of the spartan choices in deathfat couture.

In short, she's turned the feminine dial way up in a dark subconscious reaction to the loss of her ovaries and fertility. That's my best guess as to why. She's probably also trying to reinvent herself, the better to catfish men with, now that she's single and ready to mingle.

She actually looks noticeably thinner in the infamous eaiting pyramid photo. Crazy to think it was barely over a year ago.
 
Chantal's cuntiness really shone through these latest videos.

In the livestream she is unbearably smug, probably because she put a minimal effort into straightening her hair (I won't go as far as to say showered because who are we kidding) and slapping some clownish makeup on. She was also wearing a new shirt and had her nails done. Around 4 minutes in, somebody commented something like "I'm sad" and what did Chantal do? If you thought "console her" you're dead wrong. Chantal says and I'm quoting verbatim: "What are you sad about Laura? 'Cause I'm happy, so... Don't be a downer, I hate people who just come here to be a downer, heheh". God forbid somebody ruin Chantal's day, youknowwhatImean? Only HER feelings are important, fuck everybody else, bow to your future-skinny-legend-such-an-inspiration-for-us-all Qween! She also kept touching her hair, trying to arrange it in such a way that it would cover her 15 chins and her ever-expanding chest which is now so fat that it almost touches the lowest of her chin. It's mad. I swear I feel my breath shortening just looking at her. She also touched upon the Coronavirus, she says she won't panic "you know what I mean", all while licking the few spilled drops of coffee monstrosity from the cup.

I wonder what happened between the livestream and her mukbang because as everybody else already said she was very pissed off and didn't orgasm over her "food". Nevertheless, she showed us again that she's an irredeemable bitch with that story of hers. I also love how she specified at one point that "OF COURSE I feel compassion towards her now, I even apologised to her the last time I saw her!!!!" Her delusions are beyond the roof. Speaking of, she still claims to be doing IF. Yeah, sure Jan, let's see a weigh-in with the new scale you bought months ago, promised to use and then never talked about again (just like your therapy session. I'm willing to bet she also won't show up at her psychiatrist appointment in mid-March).
 
I am compressing the archive right now. The full livestream archive should be out soon (hopefully)
ETA: ARCHIVE: STARBUCKS AND CHILL 11/03/2020

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What's wrong with white underwear? White is a nice color. You can wash it at high temperatures if it's cotton. You just don't wear it cause you soil yours, Chantal.

Imagine putting so much shit in your body that your bowls revolt and your solution is to swallow over the counter diarrhea medicine (fucking them up MORE) instead of changing your diet. Her brain is mush by now.

Listen you Fatty McFatCunt, eating a lot of food will make you feel depressed and sluggish because the body needs so much energy to process the huge amount of shit you eat. Eating less/nothing for a prolonged period of time will make you feel more energetic because the body get's a reprieve from constantly digesting food and can use the energy he took in for something else, like movement or thinking. How did someone as absolutely stupid as you ever make it to 35 without killing themselves accidentally?

Maybe it's the way she sits in that car, all squished together, but it just hit me how much fatter she got since last year alone. No wonder she fucking hates herself and everyone else slightly smaller than her.


FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT

That's all.
 
Around 4 minutes in, somebody commented something like "I'm sad" and what did Chantal do? If you thought "console her" you're dead wrong. Chantal says and I'm quoting verbatim: "What are you sad about Laura? 'Cause I'm happy, so... Don't be a downer, I hate people who just come here to be a downer, heheh".

I see so it’s perfectly okay for her to come on YouTube and do video after video of her being “depressed” or “the victim of fat shaming” and expect everyone to roll out the sympathy wagon but the one time a subscriber reaches out to her she shuts them down. Honestly words can not describe what a cunt she is.
 
I see so it’s perfectly okay for her to come on YouTube and do video after video of her being “depressed” or “the victim of fat shaming” and expect everyone to roll out the sympathy wagon but the one time a subscriber reaches out to her she shuts them down. Honestly words can not describe what a cunt she is.
"bitch how dare you come up in my chat talking about you being sad? you could have waited until I came down from my fast food high then we could both be sad together"
 
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