Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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UK Government has had another COBRA meeting and a press conference is imminent:

 
How do I go about getting a test kit? no way im going to urgent care or the hospital in case i dont have it.

I've been starting to show symptoms past few days.

Realistically there ain't no point to being tested. It's not going to change the treatment methodology.

Though you can ask your PCP to order a test at LabCorp. Make sure to cough on all the medical assistants you'll be doing me a solid.
 
Brazilian official who met Trump and Pence at Mar-a-Lago tests positive for coronavirus


A Brazilian official who met President Trump and Vice President Pence at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday has tested positive for coronavirus, though Trump said he “isn’t concerned” about the development.

Trump ain't worried bro..
 
UK Government has had another COBRA meeting

Now, more than ever, we need the leadership of Serpentor.


A thought, if we're starting to split this thread into smaller ones like Quarantine and Prepping, what about a thread for legit medical studies?

People have been dropping links for the past month to various medical reports. It would be good to collect them in one place and maybe review them so we can see the legit peer reviewed COVID studies as opposed to unrelated articles, unsourced bullshit, WHO propaganda, and analysis from Dave the copier repairman on the latest thing he saw on r/conspiracy.
 
Didn't Sturgeon announce what was in the COBRA meeting ahead of Johnson in some weird political power move?

Johnson's is likely to be more detailed tbh (Chief Medical Scientific Advisor is showing slides as I post). Wee Krankie can screech how she likes before the rozzers nab her.

Either way, it's still sensible methodology.
 
I can't believe dumbasses in my area are going nuts on toilet paper and nothing else. It's like Americans have never heard of the glorious ancient tradition of washing their ass after they take a shit.

Whoa, shooting water up my ass? Sounds pretty gay. I'd rather tenderly finger my asshole while wiping.



Seriously though, bidets are like 20 bucks and so easy to install. Put one on my toilet and never regretted it. Regardless of virus and tp shortages I just recommend them in general.
 
Brazilian official who met Trump and Pence at Mar-a-Lago tests positive for coronavirus


A Brazilian official who met President Trump and Vice President Pence at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday has tested positive for coronavirus, though Trump said he “isn’t concerned” about the development.

Trump ain't worried bro..

Trumps an obsessive germaphobe. Almost but not quite to Howard Hughes levels. When we say Corona-Chan is Trump’s worst nightmare, we actually mean it. Germs are the thing that scares him the way big hairy Australian spiders scare normal people.
 
Whoa, shooting water up my ass? Sounds pretty gay. I'd rather tenderly finger my asshole while wiping.



Seriously though, bidets are like 20 bucks and so easy to install. Put one on my toilet and never regretted it. Regardless of virus and tp shortages I just recommend them in general.

They get the sand and rock dust out of your crack pretty easy if you've been on the beach too, before you jump in the shower.

Always find it weird when there isn't one. For me it's always been, toilet, bidet, bath and shower cubicle. No problem in Spain, but France and Germany don't seem to have them.

Can't imagine one combined with a toilet though... Sort of defeats the point if you've just shit in it 30 seconds before?
 
Brazilian official who met Trump and Pence at Mar-a-Lago tests positive for coronavirus


A Brazilian official who met President Trump and Vice President Pence at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday has tested positive for coronavirus, though Trump said he “isn’t concerned” about the development.

Trump ain't worried bro..

They were within the 3 foot rule.

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