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As a fan of the MLB games, it's depressing that Phil gets more money than anyone else playing the game. He'd be better off playing shitty mobile games, that's basically what he's playing on Beginner mode. As for him spending $60 on this, he really should be called out on it, but fuck it all.
 
beggar's choice voting is up here

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Here are timestamps for tonight's Granblue breakdown (linking directly to the source, so you can't accuse me of being biased, Phil)
https://youtu.be/_X0f35B_vKw?t=2128 up to 43:00, this is the rant where he constantly ducks out of matches to continue complaining, and then blames the game for not accepting the matches
https://youtu.be/_X0f35B_vKw?t=3879 up to 1:09:00, where he melts down about why "none of the mahdern fighting games are good"
 
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Many of you have probably seen it, but this parody account LightSydePhil is magical, especially with the crowd participation that's going on.
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It's the other guy who just got DMCA'd (or reported, whatever) by that DSP false flagger, too, DarkSydeClown. It's an amazing and hilarious comeback parody account.

I kept track of the wins and losses tonight, if anyone else likes numbers. Funniest complaint to me tonight was the repeated "It's nothing like Street Fighter Classics!" Pretending he's disagreeing with chat, when it was him hyping it up that way since before he bought it.
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Why did he even pick the character he did? I know it’s the final boss or the RPG mode, wouldn’t it make more sense to take a character you played in RPG mode and knew a little bit of online?

I've got a feeling he was hoping the RPG mode boss would be lowkey broken or something
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I think it has something to do with being the highest character on a tier list who isn't a waifu/tranny or scrawny femboy
 
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Couple of things:

1. Corona virus will be milked for tardbuxs. Calling it now, his bankruptcy gets paid for out of his parents estate, who both pass due to Corona. THIS is the pigroach luck

2. His rules for Beggars Choice are garbage. Basically forces the choices to be a generic shooter or action game with a 10 hour story. If we're lucky, another DK64 appears on the switch shop and detractors pile on votes for that. Dont count on it.

3. LightSydePhil has been an amazing thing to appear. It makes Dark look worse than ever before (by creating a comparison) and reminds people of all the stupid shit he's done to people. Can't wait for the Leanna breakup story to have a twist on it.
 
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You say that, but I 100% expect him to do something like that.
It would be a shame if they dropped now, he got the inheritance, and paid off all his debts with that. Such a shame.
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That's assuming theres anything to get. Dont know if they have life insurance or an ongoing mortgage for their house, but any debt they had is inherited along with their assets. I'm not sure what types of debt are absolved on death, and based on how Phil describes them, they might have debt.
 
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Couple of things:

1. Corona virus will be milked for tardbuxs. Calling it now, his bankruptcy gets paid for out of his parents estate, who both pass due to Corona. THIS is the pigroach luck

2. His rules for Beggars Choice are garbage. Basically forces the choices to be a generic shooter or action game with a 10 hour story. If we're lucky, another DK64 appears on the switch shop and detractors pile on votes for that. Dont count on it.

3. LightSydePhil has been an amazing thing to appear. It makes Dark look worse than ever before (by creating a comparison) and reminds people of all the stupid shit he's done to people. Can't wait for the Leanna breakup story to have a twist on it.
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Blaster master for the Nes is an absolute bitch unless you print out a map for it.
It would give Phil a stroke.
That's got to be on the virtual console store, right?
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
As a fan of the MLB games, it's depressing that Phil gets more money than anyone else playing the game. He'd be better off playing shitty mobile games, that's basically what he's playing on Beginner mode. As for him spending $60 on this, he really should be called out on it, but fuck it all.
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To restore some faith in humanity I just want to point out Goldglove raises an absolute fuckton of money for charity every year playing The Show.

All donations during RTTS go to support little leagues as well as a big slice of his own money for things like home runs and other critetia.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
That's assuming theres anything to get. Dont know if they have life insurance or an ongoing mortgage for their house, but any debt they had is inherited along with their assets. I'm not sure what types of debt are absolved on death, and based on how Phil describes them, they might have debt.
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If they give him very generous amounts of money, fund his weddings and do trips just to do wall painting for him, they definitely have something. His dad is supposedly pretty damn rich. Can't say what the mortgage situation is for their house though.
 
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GnomeofDoc said:
currently we have Phil not understanding the effect of the Corona virus on global markets and specifically the US stock market. This dude forgets that a vast majority of base components and full goods are made in China. And some of the factories in China have been shut down for a few weeks and is effecting global supply.
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He doesn't understand something as simple as shortages occuring when no one is hoarding, like if the 1000 regular customers of Renton Fred Meyer's #2662 all decide to buy their one pack of toilet paper in week 1, rather than randomly spaced across 8 weeks, that will exhaust the supply the same way as the fictional ‘stupid’ panic buyer he's so angry with.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Why did he even pick the character he did? I know it’s the final boss or the RPG mode, wouldn’t it make more sense to take a character you played in RPG mode and knew a little bit of online?

I've got a feeling he was hoping the RPG mode boss would be lowkey broken or something
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Gran, the MC and basic bitch is actually busted. He shoulda gone for that one.
 
N0thingICanDo said:
For what it worths, Wings of Redemption scammed his fans for $300 in his latest stream by revealing his grandmother has 3 types of Cancer and they havent even told her yet


Wonder when DSP will go out on that route
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I hope it wouldn't work because all Phil does is shit talk his parents and they're not a part of his stream. Gangsta Grammaw is a liked, sympathetic figure in Dick's stream.
 
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