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ZehnBoat said:
i don't know why phil thinks nothing of the corona virus
this is the same guy who, when he had a normal cold:
was passing in and out of consciousness
was literally unable to breath for 10 minutes

of course he could have been lying about that
but then why would he lie about him being so pathetic
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He likely thinks its nothing because he sees twitter posts by pseuds who want to be contradictory and claim the coronavirus is nothing major, so he adopts their point of view like he always does. Considering he rarely leaves the house and never exercises (unless you call autistically rocking back and forth while reading his prestream script an exercise), he would probably be on death's door from a simple flu let alone the coronavirus.
 
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Dude just sits there.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
If Phil would get the corona virus the silver lining is he's already used to being quarantined.
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Would he do a super important update stream where he hides the info behind a paywall of $3000. Guys, I have a super important thing to tell you, but I won't until I get my bills. *Planetjeff swoops in* - Okay guys, I have the Coronavirus, I'm going to be staying at home and streaming while coofing into the mic.

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Guys I have the Coronavirus and I need you to pay my hospital bills. I have my taxes coming up doods, so I really need your support. - And then we get a stream with him coofing and bitching about how badly he's feeling?

If he ever gets it, Kat will be given the Leanna treatment regarding hospital visits - I don't care if she's got the virus, she needs to make me dinner, don't come and pick her up, just give her a pill and send her home.
 
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Slimy Time said:
Would he do a super important update stream where he hides the info behind a paywall of $3000. Guys, I have a super important thing to tell you, but I won't until I get my bills. *Planetjeff swoops in* - Okay guys, I have the Coronavirus, I'm going to be staying at home and streaming while coofing into the mic.

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Guys I have the Coronavirus and I need you to pay my hospital bills. I have my taxes coming up doods, so I really need your support. - And then we get a stream with him coofing and bitching about how badly he's feeling?

If he ever gets it, Kat will be given the Leanna treatment regarding hospital visits - I don't care if she's got the virus, she needs to make me dinner, don't come and pick her up, just give her a pill and send her home.
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He'll never see a doctor. It will just be self diagnosed, as always, since he is soooo smrt.
 
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Comma said:
DSP and His Complete Lack of Self-Awareness - S11E341

Question: If the Tier 2 sub won't be reached, are you going to do the full playthrough for both games anyway?
DSP: "Why have a Tier 2 sub goal if you're going to do the goal anyway!?

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Well gee whizz, DSP, I really wonder why people don't take your goals that seriously.

Could it be the fact that you straight-up admitted you pushed for people to send you money for a reveal you were going to do anyway?

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not to mention that theres a 50/50 maybe even higher chance than that, that he wont do the goal anyways even if it mets
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
Are there any restreams besides Tevin and DarkDave? Tevin talks too damn much and DarkDave is ear rape with clips and the lawnmower

And no I’m not going to just watch DSP on Twitch
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if you use twitch alternate player you can just block the ads on his stream, do audio only etc. Sounds like you want the raw uncut unedited Phil so why bring a re-streamer into the mix? Just go straight to the pig well.

t. not tevin

just as a general aside morrowind is literally the worst game for Phil. the amount of time I put into it in the early 00s is one of the few times I binged on a game and don't really cringe looking back at it. There is an attention to detail to it that is pretty masterful despite all the bugs that made it into the game and it really rewards you for being the antithesis of Phil. Paying attention, caring about the lore, learn how various systems work and can complement each other. I couldn't imagine playing it as an adult just because of having responsibilities and to watch Phil who gets to play new or old games all the time, particularly this one with such an apathetic attitude it's just weird. He doesn't want to play it, I guess since he bought it and people ask for it he feels he can wring it out for some dollars during these lean times. I guess in this case he is not interested in the unique mess that is Morrowind and it in a lot of ways seems to bring out the absolute worst in Phil.
 
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GnomeofDoc said:
currently we have Phil not understanding the effect of the Corona virus on global markets and specifically the US stock market. This dude forgets that a vast majority of base components and full goods are made in China. And some of the factories in China have been shut down for a few weeks and is effecting global supply.
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he thinks products just appear magically in the supermarket
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Is this pre stream slides? How is he consistently this lazy, he never checks to make sure this shit isn’t showing him in a corner. Not that it matters, we all know he’s just sitting there wasting everyone’s time during this dumb shit
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Yes, this was a prestream slide, specifically the looney tunes slide.
 
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GnomeofDoc said:
currently we have Phil not understanding the effect of the Corona virus on global markets and specifically the US stock market. This dude forgets that a vast majority of base components and full goods are made in China. And some of the factories in China have been shut down for a few weeks and is effecting global supply.
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Even beyond that if his piggies start losing their jobs due to the economy tanking that’s going to directly affect him. He acts like his some autonomous rouge state that is self sufficient lol
 
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