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Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big
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I'm glad I started running a couple months ago. I hope it made a substantial difference in my cardiovascular health. I'm able to run now longer than I did in high school.
Now that I don't want to leave the house unless it's necessary, I can't go to the gym or a park to run
Ring Fit Adventure?
5ever a crab
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But aren't the most affected states right now are Washington, New York, and California; don't libbies live there? It seems counter-intuitive.
>inb4 they are dummies anyway
I think the reason why China are kicking so many hornet nests (USA, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Hong Kong, etc.) by pushing blame/bragging about their 10-day straw huts is because they're doing the "fake it till you make it" move.
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Hmmmmmm, a group of monkeys getting used to recieving help from outsiders go literal apeshit when that help stops, where have I seen that before?
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Ukraine Closes Borders for Foreign Citizens
Within 48 hours, Ukraine will close the borders for foreigners for two weeks to stem the spread of the coronavirus.
en.hromadske.ua
Ukraine is closing it's borders to foreigners within the next 48 hours. I feel like a week from now we will either all be stuck in our houses...or dead.
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someone mentioned indoor cardios.I'm glad I started running a couple months ago. I hope it made a substantial difference in my cardiovascular health. I'm able to run now longer than I did in high school.
Now that I don't want to leave the house unless it's necessary, I can't go to the gym or a park to run
I might boot up my wii fit again to some runnings in-place.
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Coronavirus update: N.J. announces 6 new cases, bringing total to 29 positive tests with 1 death
Gov. Phil Murphy also issued a recommendation that all public events over 250 people be canceled in New Jersey.
The total of infected numbers have reached 29, though I've heard from my brother that health officials have stated Corona-chan "should be presumed to be among us". In other words, we've likely got plenty of people who've been unknowingly spreading the love. Not too surprising. Most school districts have either closed down or are already going digital to stave off further spread, including big names like Rutgers and NJIT. The former wouldn't even close operations in a snowstorm, the assholes. Why couldn't this happen when I was there?
My biggest concern with the new cases is the one from Bridgewater; not only has the virus now set foot upon my county, the guy in question is only a year or so younger than me. I might have passed by him back in high school.
On another personal note, yesterday I was dragged off by my dad to New York once again to assist him with tech work, ended up spending the entire day there. I was in half a mind to convince him not to go, but I doubt he would ever refuse another couple hundred bucks in the pocket (didn't matter that I won't be seeing any of it). Traffic didn't feel different than usual, although drivers seem touchier with their car horns now. Then again, they're New Yorkers. Dad started talking with one of his clients about the Wuflu, during which I've overheard how stressed she's been as an elderly woman alone in a small apartment - she doesn't have any closet space to store supplies and doesn't cook at home, which might be a major issue down the line if shipments were to stop coming in and restaurants can no longer make takeouts. Somehow it never occurred to me before just how vulnerable city folk can be.
Once I came back home, my brother and cousins treated me like a potential carrier and demanded I immediately wash myself while they wipe down my phone and other items. Can't blame them, though I joked I'll visit their bedrooms and touch every one of their beloved possessions first. Got some laughs and only one death threat, so I'd say that's a net positive.
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Without wanting to sound paranoid, it may be worth someone making a thread on how to survive if infected in a worst case scenario without medical care/minimal supplies, etc.
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Archiveing: http://archive.is/wip/I6qLD
Cuckran is also asking the INF for billions in loans for asprin, hot pockets and other essentials to combat Corona-Chans rape train.
Cuckran is also asking the INF for billions in loans for asprin, hot pockets and other essentials to combat Corona-Chans rape train.
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That's very much one of my concerns. This is such a news-created issue it makes me sick, but what makes me sicker is the idiotic over-reaction people are having, especially in a country (and province) with only a few hundred cases in a country of 40 million people. More people have won the fucking lotto 6/49 then will get the goddamn wu flu, let alone die from it here and already toilet paper is being cleaned out off of almost every shelf in my area. I'm going food shopping today, my normal day, and i'm afraid I am going to be cheek-by-jowl with a bunch of retards panicing and buying every bottled water (which they are welcome to) and canned product in sight, as well as all the remaining TP.
In a few weeks people are going to be so fucking embarassed, but my biggest concern is that next time something ACTUALLY dangerous (as in more dangerous then regular influenza, which this isnt) comes along and people who called 'wolf' and paniced this time around, will not react properly out of fear of looking stupid yet again. Then we WILL be in a world of shit.
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Has anyone seen this retardedness yet?
Coronavirus responses, by country:
China: we built multiple hospitals in just a couple of days, now have more cured cases than active cases, and our response has been praised by the World Health Organization
Cuba: we invented the medicine being used to fight coronavirus in like a week, have tons of testing kits on standby and have been giving them to other countries, and that damn virus won't even dare show its face in our country
Vietnam: we've isolated sick neighborhoods and made sure everyone who might be infected has free healthcare, housing, and food while they're in quarantine. Our response has been praised by the WHO. We also invented our own testing kits.
The US: what if..and hear me out here, we just gave 1.5 trillion dollars to rich people for no fuckin reason, and told the poors to buzz off? We'll also ban travel between us and Europe for some reason, except for the countries we like. Quick, everyone buy toilet paper and prepare to be homeless!
Coronavirus responses, by country:
China: we built multiple hospitals in just a couple of days, now have more cured cases than active cases, and our response has been praised by the World Health Organization
Cuba: we invented the medicine being used to fight coronavirus in like a week, have tons of testing kits on standby and have been giving them to other countries, and that damn virus won't even dare show its face in our country
Vietnam: we've isolated sick neighborhoods and made sure everyone who might be infected has free healthcare, housing, and food while they're in quarantine. Our response has been praised by the WHO. We also invented our own testing kits.
The US: what if..and hear me out here, we just gave 1.5 trillion dollars to rich people for no fuckin reason, and told the poors to buzz off? We'll also ban travel between us and Europe for some reason, except for the countries we like. Quick, everyone buy toilet paper and prepare to be homeless!
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My county is ignoring it yet the neighboring county has had numerous cases.More news from the Garden State.Coronavirus update: N.J. announces 6 new cases, bringing total to 29 positive tests with 1 death
Gov. Phil Murphy also issued a recommendation that all public events over 250 people be canceled in New Jersey.www.nj.com
The total of infected numbers have reached 29, though I've heard from my brother that health officials have stated Corona-chan "should be presumed to be among us". In other words, we've likely got plenty of people who've been unknowingly spreading the love. Not too surprising. Most school districts have either closed down or are already going digital to stave off further spread, including big names like Rutgers and NJIT. The former wouldn't even close operations in a snowstorm, the assholes. Why couldn't this happen when I was there?
My biggest concern with the new cases is the one from Bridgewater; not only has the virus now set foot upon my county, the guy in question is only a year or so younger than me. I might have passed by him back in high school.
On another personal note, yesterday I was dragged off by my dad to New York once again to assist him with tech work, ended up spending the entire day there. I was in half a mind to convince him not to go, but I doubt he would ever refuse another couple hundred bucks in the pocket (didn't matter that I won't be seeing any of it). Traffic didn't feel different than usual, although drivers seem touchier with their car horns now. Then again, they're New Yorkers. Dad ended up talking with one of his clients about the Wuflu, during which I've overheard how stressed she's been as an elderly woman alone in a small apartment - she doesn't have any closet space to store supplies and doesn't cook at home, which might be a major issue down the line if shipments were to stop coming in and restaurants can no longer make takeouts. Somehow it never occurred to me before just how vulnerable city folk can be.
Once I came back home, my brother and cousins treated me like a potential carrier and demanded I immediately wash myself while they wipe down my phone and other items. Can't blame them, though I joked I'll visit their bedrooms and touch every one of their beloved possessions first. Got some laughs and only one death threat, so I'd say that's a net positive.
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I wish I could but this gook device isn't made for men's feet.
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UK Cases at 798 increase of nearly 200 from yesterday (Archive)
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Just came back from a Sainsbury's in south britbong - no bog roll or multivitamins, all the cheap hand soaps are gone, plenty of posh wanker soaps left though. I heard the phrase "self-quarantine" about three or so times in hushed murmurs. A surprising number of old people, and the pharmacy lass behind the counter looked pretty frazzled. Oh, and all the mega boxes of pet food are out too.
It'll be interesting to see how we handle this as it unfolds.
It'll be interesting to see how we handle this as it unfolds.
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Please....Iran can just cut off supporting all their terrorists and save that money instead.
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Guys, guys,
I feel like some of you are getting a bit carried away with doomposting. A friendly reminder that anxiety can play tricks on your mind, make sure to assess situation based on the objective facts. The virus is bad but stop treating it like a world ending zombie plague, seriously. Get some supplies, limit contact with other people whenever possible, work from home when you can, but don't go full out re:tard. Remember, panic is contagious and might cause just as much if not more damage than any virus. Keep safe and stay calm, my dear Kiwis.
I feel like some of you are getting a bit carried away with doomposting. A friendly reminder that anxiety can play tricks on your mind, make sure to assess situation based on the objective facts. The virus is bad but stop treating it like a world ending zombie plague, seriously. Get some supplies, limit contact with other people whenever possible, work from home when you can, but don't go full out re:tard. Remember, panic is contagious and might cause just as much if not more damage than any virus. Keep safe and stay calm, my dear Kiwis.
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FDA allows emergency use of lab-developed coronavirus tests in New York
The New York State Department of Health can authorize certain laboratories to begin testing for the coronavirus, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said on Friday.
New York finally gets FDA approval to use our local
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Azar completely fucked this up. That's why you don't promote pharma execs to HHS.
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Unpossible. The IRanians must kill all infidels in this life so that their next life can be free from vermin. That's the only logical thing a Theocracy can do in these times.
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