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And yea, the haters of sluts didst gather at the gates of the Kiwi Farms and ask "Canst thou not handle the heat?" and the Kiwis replied "The heat is tolerable to us, canst thou handle Cop Dog?" and displayed the banner proudly. The haters of sluts gazed upon the Cop Dog and could not realize the error of their ways, retreating to the Hell they created
 
she is pretty much saying she'll have sex with attractive men for selfish reasons but to get regular access to her vag as well as the sandwiches that come with boyfriend status you have to be interesting to be around.

That's pretty much it. I'll have sex because I'm horny, but for sammiches you have to make me not want to die of boredom.
 
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The gospel of Cop Dog must be spread to the darkest corners of the earth. To know Cop Dog is to know salvation.

Edit: cats deleted my post. This will not stop the Cop Dog.

He finally figured out how to ban usernames
Boooo cats are really .......Too pussy to be dogs!
 
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well according to sluthate she was already an old hag when they started dating
Well of course she was. She was above sixteen. Bleurgh.
The word of Cop Dog must be spread to the non-believers.

I call it dogpilling.
Anyone ever read 'The Snowball Effect'?
If we accidentally create a global movement that can't be stopped, I just want you all to know that I fucking called it.
 
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Unrelated, but it does remind me, am I the only one who finds it hysterical that, for all their claims of having superior intelligence to "ignobilids", "copecels", and all their other jargon for "normal dudes with normal lives", they apparently still haven't figured out who DeagleDad is in their "Big List Of Mean Evil Kiwi Mods"?
 
Unrelated, but it does remind me, am I the only one who finds it hysterical that, for all their claims of having superior intelligence to "ignobilids", "copecels", and all their other jargon for "normal dudes with normal lives", they apparently still haven't figured out who DeagleDad is in their "Big List Of Mean Evil Kiwi Mods"?
They can only view things through the vector of themselves; they've already made it clear they've barely glanced at the rest of Kiwi Farms.
 
I figured out what @umad's English skills and gay obsession remind me of:

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
 
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