Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm still trying to decide whether my difficulty with Asian faces stems from this, or whether they really do all look the same. It's an interesting question. At any rate, I have been able to make some determinations about Asians. For example, I've found that the Tibetans have the most Neanderthal influence among Asians. I've also noticed that some Asians, like Li Ka-Shing, follow the same basic Inbred Psychopathic Bankid pattern.

Well that was racist as all fuck.

PS- Still waiting for your top five @Amud.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Wouldn't you want your tax money to go towards getting some lonely, sexist man like Amud a girlfriend/wife?

How are these programs supposed to actually function anyhow? Is it a "Dating exchange" like the obamacare website? Are the involved women compensated for their participation? Are they slaves?

If they really want a wife they can sign up for eharmony which actually costs money and has more women than men and they'll have some fucker tirelessly pairing you up and trying to marry you off. It's not popular with men because you have to pay money, answer a very long questionnaire, and it's designed to dissuade anything except marriage or long term relationships. It's there but these guys are still complaining about no good marriage quality women on tinder and idolizing "slayers" who bone 50 girls a year.

They basically want a line up of barely legal virgins for one night stands. Fucking kings have had a hard time getting that deal.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Well that was racist as all fuck.

It's hilarious that he says he's not racist but he's pumped full nazi-land "research"
It's only a matter of time before some nazi simply connects the dots for him.
Then it will "all make sense" and his journey will be complete. Are there a such thing as gay nazis? Cause after sluthate splinters up I can see that being a new thing... big hair gay nazi bears with tons of plastic surgery riding motorcycles and who believe "ethnoids" and "slayerids" are only good for sex.

 

[Big Nasty]

They basically want a line up of barely legal virgins for one night stands. Fucking kings have had a hard time getting that deal.

I've heard that William IV was hot shit on the casual dating scene in the last decades of the 18th Century.

 

[Amud]

Okay. In that case, can you give me some kind of quantifiable definition of "ignobilid"? That is, so there's some way to determine whether or not someone is an ignobilid that doesn't rely on your personal opinion.

P.S.- Just out of curiosity, how would you classify Oscar Wilde's face?

Spoiler: 100% Fabulid

It's not hard, just look at the pictures and examples.
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?164543-The-Nobilid-Race

I'm seeing lots of Adenid, and also some Nobilid and Thallid in Wilde.

You heard it here, folks. Human sacrifice, witch burning, slavery, and the worship of our kings as gods are all good ideas.

Your attitude is incredibly arrogant.

So the Neanderthals managed to make it all the way from Germany to Tibet?

Why not? They made it to Kazakhstan, didn't that? Another explanation is that the Tibetans selected for certain Neanderthal traits more recently.

For every society that traditionally had dowries, I can show you a society that traditionally had bride-prices (where the intended groom pays the intended bride's family). Societies have been both patrilocal and matrilocal, both patrilineal and matrilineal. There are societies where the two people most responsible for raising a child are its biological mother and her eldest brother, and the biological father isn't any more in the picture than uncles usually are in Europe. There are societies where the two people most responsible for raising a child are its putative biological father and his mother.

Humans will find different ways to do almost anything, and will believe that their way is the best and that the other ways are inferior.

Yeah, I think it actually makes more sense for the intended groom's family to pay the bride's family.

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm seeing lots of Adenid, and also some Nobilid and Thallid in Wilde.

No no, he's obviously part Argonian.

Your attitude is incredibly arrogant.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Yeah, I think it actually makes more sense for the intended groom's family to pay the bride's family.

Nah, @MrsFrizzle is on point with this. Mating strategy is heavily influenced by resource abundance and distribution, which can change through time and, in humans, is reciprocally affected by social and cultural practices. There is no single strategy that makes "more sense" in all circumstances; moreover, societies are composed of individual people who never behave in a monolithic, determinist way.

When you think about this stuff, also make sure you're clear on the distinctions in meaning between norms, normality and normativity, and don't paint yourself into a corner by making simplifying assumptions to the point of meaninglessness.

@Amud , you're a very weird guy and I think you're making a lot of mistakes, but damned if I haven't gotten oddly fascinated by what you're up to. (You really should quit inflating things into your sinuses, though. A fungal infection deep in your skull is really - ahem - nothing to sneeze at.)

 

[Billy_Sama]

Nah,
@Amud[/USER] , you're a very weird guy and I think you're making a lot of mistakes, but damned if I haven't gotten oddly fascinated by what you're up to. (You really should quit inflating things into your sinuses, though.)[/USER]

This, especially if @Amud used condoms with lube or has texture for pleasure.

What condoms do you like to use and why?[/USER]

Edit: I don't know what I did with my post but you guys get the idea

 

[Ca Ira]

It's not hard, just look at the pictures and examples.
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?164543-The-Nobilid-Race

That's still subjective, though. If we disagreed about which of those pictures someone most resembled, there'd be no definitive way for either of us to prove the other one wrong. What I need is something like, "If facial feature X is 2.2-3.1 longer than facial feature Y, that makes you a thallid." Otherwise, your system is unfalsifiable and therefore useless.

I'm seeing lots of Adenid, and also some Nobilid and Thallid in Wilde.

If Oscar Wilde displays more ignobilid traits than you, does that make you superior to him?

 

[Wolf Fetuses]

@Amud Why are you still here? Also how many of your orifices currently contain balloons?

 

[Ronichu]

Okay, so what's wrong with barter systems?



I'm no expert on economics. Like I said, I got a C in high school economics class. Maybe in my society, I could appoint an economist to figure all that stuff out. The truth is that it's beyond me.

Hi @Amud, thank you for your candor with this topic and acknowledging your knowledge deficiencies in this area. I can try to help you.

What's wrong with barter? Well, on the face of it, nothing. People produce things, and trade those things for what they need, right? Sounds good.

Why is money useful?

Let's pretend I'm an kiwi farmer. I farm kiwi fruit. I have my farm, and I'm good at what I do. I produce lots of kiwi fruit, more than I can eat, but I need things. I need a new bicycle.

How many kiwi fruit should I trade for this bicycle? This is a hard question to immediately answer without converting it to money. "A lot", you might say. A wheelbarrow-ful or so. How big is the wheelbarrow? How deep?

Instead, I could just say they're $1 each, and a bicycle is worth $200.

Money is a unit of value that allows the worth of an item to be expressed easily.

Other problems arise too. Kiwi fruit rots quickly. How can I transport one wheelbarrow full of kiwi fruit to the bicycle seller, without it spoiling? What if that bicycle seller is in Florida and I'm in Ohio? What if I only produce an excess of 50 kiwi fruit a month? What do I do if I want a big purchase like a bike, or a house?

Money is a way of storing value so that it can be traded at a later date.

It gets worse. Let's say I give up on my Florida-bike-owning dream and instead want to buy a bike locally. However, there's only parts sellers, and a lot of them have incomplete inventories. Now I have to hunt down fifty or so people who want to trade bike parts for kiwi fruit, and hope they all have enough parts to make a complete bicycle. And that they will accept kiwi fruit.

Put more simply, what happens if I want to trade kiwi fruit for bicycles, and the bike seller is allergic to kiwi fruit?

Money is a standardised medium of exchange which means that everyone gets something they can use.

All this is with something as simple and basic as fruit farming. Things become a lot more complicated when you add in more advanced service skills. If you think you had it bad under the barter system, think about how your brother, the software engineer, is doing. If I want him to write a custom piece of software for me that will take him 80 hours of work, so two weeks, what is he going to do with the 4,000 kiwi fruit I'm going to dump on his doorstep (assuming $50 an hour, kiwi fruit $1 each)?

All the above problems come into play as well.

Money is portable.

The barter system can work, but only in very small communities where people do not have a large amount of excess produce beyond what they need to survive, and that produce is fairly homogeneous, such as a hippy community of kiwi fruit farmers. The value of a kiwi is standard and understood, there are few transportation problems, it's assumed that everyone who lives their at least tolerates the taste of kiwi fruit, and it works for them.

In this case, though, they literally are using money, they're just a kiwi based system rather than dollars.

So what is money?

All dollars are, really, are tokens expressing effort. Someone did productive work, such as farming kiwi fruit, and produced things people wanted. They acknowledge this want by expending some of their effort obtaining that produce.

That's all it is. Neither good, nor evil. It is amoral (meaning, without consideration to morals). It's not something to be feared or hated, and its allowed our species to travel to other worlds. You can't build a space shuttle with barter.

I hope this was helpful to you, and that you accept that the barter system is a foolish, impractical system for anything bigger than a hippy dippy kiwi farm.

 

[namazuros]

This is the most educational lolcow thread ever

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

Oh, no, he's shown over and over that he hates it when women exercise their autonomy. He blames "sluts" for perpetuating a culture of debauchery or some shit. It's really not a stretch to conclude that he sees the sacrifice of women's rights as an acceptable means to his nobilid, neanderthal end.

Oh, I won't be surprised at all if that's the conclusion. I was just trying to be optimistic and give him a chance to maybe save himself a miniscule speck of dignity. Or waiting for him to actually confirm it so we could all point and laugh, as per usual.

But since he ignored my question, as he has ignored every question of mine except the silly one pertaining to lesbians in which I detected the slightest traces of irritation at discussing how even girls get more poon than he does, I am now officially going to assume it's the latter.

I shall now take this time to be a dick, and casually mention that even girls can get girls, but the only thing Amud can get is a finger cot up the nose. And it probably doesn't even want to be there.

 

[DuskEngine]

Are there a such thing as gay nazis?

Yes.

 

[Lugal]

Since this thread is almost at 60 already, and I have no intention of reading through the whole damn thing, I'd just like to ask how far down the Neanderthal rabbit hole you guys have gone. Have the names "Koanic Soul" or "Cleveland Blakemore" come up? I'm pretty sure the face chart is originally from Koanic's blog, although the names were different, and Cleveland has even referred to himself as an "amud."

Varg Vikernes is also into the Neanderthal supremacy shit.

 

[UltraSonichu]

59 PAGES LATER.... YES I READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING.

So basically since Amud can't get laid he has decided to distance himself from being homo sapiens in any way possible and is instead claiming that he is descended from neanderthals. And is complaining that human women go for men who don't look like neanderthals when they, in fact, should be queueing up to shag them. Based on his OWN THEORIES, he thinks human women should be attracted to men who resemble a different species of hominid.

And the irony is apparently lost on him.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Since this thread is almost at 60 already, and I have no intention of reading through the whole damn thing, I'd just like to ask how far down the Neanderthal rabbit hole you guys have gone. Have the names "Koanic Soul" or "Cleveland Blakemore" come up? I'm pretty sure the face chart is originally from Koanic's blog, although the names were different, and Cleveland has even referred to himself as an "amud."

Varg Vikernes is also into the Neanderthal supremacy shit.

I am not sure if KoanicSoul has come up yet in this thread, but yes, I believe he and @Amud are well acquainted. According to our Neandertal loremaster-in-residence in his posts on sluthate, if you submit your pictures to KoanicSoul for facial analysis, it is actually he who will probably end up doing it for you, as Koanic is a busy guy.

When @Amud refers to his interactions with Texas Arcane, that appears to be an alias for Cleveland Blakemore. @Amud thinks highly of him and appears to believe he is a credible authority.

@Amud, please correct me if I am wrong on any of this.

 

[Lugal]

@buster_kitten yes, Texas Arcane is Cleveland Blakemore, best known as the developer behind the legendary vaporware RPG Grimoire, and quite possibly a greater flame-warrior than the infamous Derek Smart ever was.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

White supremacists are always their own best counter-argument. The saddest master race, a bunch of loons hunkering down in their basements sniffing fingercots.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Yes.

They really need to vector that if they want to be taken seriously.