Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

I'll join in the choir, Chris will be institutionalized. He's unable taking care of himself, even for autismo standards
Not to mention lack of sanity.

Padded cell at very best. There'll be a clearance on Christorical items once bank forecloses everything. Best part Chris won't profit off it.
 
I'll join in the choir, Chris will be institutionalized. He's unable taking care of himself, even for autismo standards
Not to mention lack of sanity.

Padded cell at very best. There'll be a clearance on Christorical items once bank forecloses everything. Best part Chris won't profit off it.

Imagine him living in a group home. If they'll let him have a few of his toys, some other patient might swoop in, grab a Funko and then there might be a fight. It's like Christian's bus fight all over again. Unless he gets intimidated and goes into hedgehog defensive mode.
 
Chris up against another homeless person? Hedgehog Defense Position all the way. He won't tard out at them, he'll get his ass kicked at best, killed at worst. Chris is stupid, but is he stupid enough to tangle with a "veteran" homeless guy?

Probably yes, actually....

Chris is all about appearances, if he looks at someone who doesn't look threatening, yest has some basic or advanced grasp of self-defense, Chris will be brutalized. I'm telling you: if my 4 year old niece can execute a sweep kick at those twigs that are Chris' legs, he's done for.
 
Chris is all about appearances, if he looks at someone who doesn't look threatening, yest has some basic or advanced grasp of self-defense, Chris will be brutalized. I'm telling you: if my 4 year old niece can execute a sweep kick at those twigs that are Chris' legs, he's done for.
Chris getting the shit kicked out of him would only probably fuel him to do something like attempt to pull the entirety of his Goddess powers from C-197, assuming he’s not in a coma. He’d shift his persona from all loving CPU deity to vengeful harbinger of the end-times. If this occurs in a group home setting, Chris will most definitely be amusing himself through his imagination since he won’t have vidya, legos, cards, or the internet to keep him placated.
 
Chris getting the shit kicked out of him would only probably fuel him to do something like attempt to pull the entirety of his Goddess powers from C-197, assuming he’s not in a coma. He’d shift his persona from all loving CPU deity to vengeful harbinger of the end-times. If this occurs in a group home setting, Chris will most definitely be amusing himself through his imagination since he won’t have vidya, legos, cards, or the internet to keep him placated.

So, Chris is going to build up that slow-in-the-mind strength that he always pulls out in his past videos, only to fail.
 
I honestly think Chris would sell literally everything he owns & then BEG that his devoted followers give him money. Maybe start crowdfunding? Definitely not make enough before the Kickstarter date ends, but still.
 
I honestly think Chris would sell literally everything he owns & then BEG that his devoted followers give him money. Maybe start crowdfunding? Definitely not make enough before the Kickstarter date ends, but still.

Have you seen his Patreon. If anything, Chris will get money from GoFundMe.
 
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Chris up against another homeless person? Hedgehog Defense Position all the way. He won't tard out at them, he'll get his ass kicked at best, killed at worst. Chris is stupid, but is he stupid enough to tangle with a "veteran" homeless guy?

Probably yes, actually....

Fight over magical meth crystal to help with dimensional merge.

As a side note can he manage 19-nCov crisis? Shift isn't happening and shit is hitting the fan. How can he rationalize this, how could he even manage this crisis? Stealing food meant for Barbara from meals on wheels service?

Even most delusional people had their lucid moments like late Terry Davis. Chris must have hard time dealing with cognitive dissonance during his lucid moments.

Have you seen his Patreon. If anything, Chris will get money from GoFundMe.

I don't know 159 a month is literally nothing. Chris' spending habits aren't helping either. Average LA Troon prostitute earns that in a day

 
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I'll join in the choir, Chris will be institutionalized. He's unable taking care of himself, even for autismo standards
Not to mention lack of sanity.

Padded cell at very best. There'll be a clearance on Christorical items once bank forecloses everything. Best part Chris won't profit off it.
The main thing that makes me disagree is if it’s cheaper to put Chris in section 8 housing and just leave him to his own devices then they’ll do that, Chris is an adult and not a priority.
 
The main thing that makes me disagree is if it’s cheaper to put Chris in section 8 housing and just leave him to his own devices then they’ll do that, Chris is an adult and not a priority.

Probably cheaper. Unless Chris starts sperging out how they should find him accommodations NOW NOW NOW!
 
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I always wished that Barb had gotten remarried after Bob died. Specifically to a gent that a manchild of his own. It would be an epic "Stepbrothers" scenario with Chris and another manchild rubbing their balls all over each others stuff.

I think when Bob died, Barb decided to cash her chips in. She knew she was past her prime, and probably had the notion that no eligible bachelor would shack up with her with Chris in tow.
 
The main thing that makes me disagree is if it’s cheaper to put Chris in section 8 housing and just leave him to his own devices then they’ll do that, Chris is an adult and not a priority.
I have 6-7 chris level section 8 tards in or around my building. I know pretty well how it's gonna go
 
The main thing that makes me disagree is if it’s cheaper to put Chris in section 8 housing and just leave him to his own devices then they’ll do that, Chris is an adult and not a priority.

Cheaper yes, they'll get to know that Chris pretty high maintenance. One downie will result in fight over plastic crap or liking sonic movie.

When realization hits that merge won't happen, housing workers won't buy it. Chris kissing non existent creatures and other creepy shit will disturb more sensitive occupants.

I'd pity people in the housing unit and person that needed Chris' spot there, if somehow Chris got into housing unit like one seen in CBS documentary. Lines to those are years long

I'm perry sure that there is someone else that needs housing more than Chris
 
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in the 70s and 80s (when Chris was born), there was this fertility doc in the DC suburbs that inseminated his patients (possibly as many as 75) with his own semen, Chris(tine) claims be an unexpected miracle but did Borb go to this doc?


striking resemblance
Unfortunately, Chris looks like the result of a mutant mash up of Barb & Bob going through that transporter on that film, "The Fly".
The sperm mobile sounds like a novel concept, I would love to scare Chris with the concept pf the Spermmobile driving to 14 BC driven by a Steve Brule style hunk. Considering new Chris though, OPL would probably be charged with something for trying yo grope the poor driver.
 
Cheaper yes, they'll get to know that Chris pretty high maintenance. One downie will result in fight over plastic crap or liking sonic movie.

When realization hits that merge won't happen, housing workers won't buy it. Chris kissing non existent creatures and other creepy shit will disturb more sensitive occupants.

I'd pity people in the housing unit and person that needed Chris' spot there, if somehow Chris got into housing unit like one seen in CBS documentary. Lines to those are years long

I'm perry sure that there is someone else that needs housing more than Chris
If ADF can get sector 8 housing I'm sure Chris can too, although it might take a while seeing as Chris is too dumb to start the process ASAP since he thinks he's going to live in a magical land soon instead.
 
If ADF can get sector 8 housing I'm sure Chris can too, although it might take a while seeing as Chris is too dumb to start the process ASAP since he thinks he's going to live in a magical land soon instead.

Chris pushed his last social worker away, that aspartame and absence seizure really melted his brain.

I'm not up to par with united states. Can state workers assign a worker who does paper work, handles the little money he has left and other papers that Chris can't fill due to lack of intelligence?

Or is he doomed to roam to steers when Barb kicks the bucket. I can imagine social workers saying "Welp that guy is fucked"
His distant relatives denounced him didn't they. If so we aren't going to see Spergfox: Sonichu edition
 
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