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ReentryPhantom said:
Well yeah. He wishes it were him and a sweaty wrestling dude teaming up to play a game. Wasn't he supposed to play SF with a wrestler once? I remember something over twitter or something.
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There was nothing set up, he was just clout chasing the most popular wrestler in the world at the time because that wrestler also happens to play Street Fighter. Nothing came of it, and either Kenny Omega (the wrestler in question) got wind of who he was through fans or I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Phil's reputation as a salty bitch in the Street Fighter community had made it's way to Kenny's attention before hand.

TL;DR Dark sent one tweet out calling the guy sir, got a reply, but nothing happened or was even planned and really the reply was a brush off.
 
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PutridElephant said:
If the store is missing one item for any of his scheduled meals, he will drive around to various stores looking for it. Food is still edible if you don't put everything in the recipe into it or improvise to make something else with what you have. He can't adapt in games, he can't adapt in real life.
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So wait, Phil's going to PANIC SHOP at other stores for the things he can't get? Good thing he doesn't make fun of people who do that or anything.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
So wait, Phil's going to PANIC SHOP at other stores for the things he can't get? Good thing he doesn't make fun of people who do that or anything.
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Is panic shop the right term? These are frivolous things during the apocalypse like fresh produce and Italian seasoning.

Remember, he also said he only had about 10 rolls of TP last night.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
Just today I was watching one of Tevin's "Back in Time" streams and Phil was talking about how he doesn't hold a grudge for more than 6 months.
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He also apologized on Twitter for "being petty" and insulting Ninja, and said that he'd "learn and grow" from doing things like that, something the "old, stupid Phil" would do.
 
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the khat quaffer said:
superblindman already basically called him out on swinging back and forth though, so there's that. Maybe someone should ask him. 'Hey superblindcuck, based on your hearing, how often is Phil swinging back and forth?'
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Now that I know about this prestream swaying, I can't unhear it. I think he pretty much does this the whole prestream. No wonder he leaves the camera off.
 
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Quick compilation of last night and today's early begging "Contribution is not mandatory but TIP ME NOW" segment chat log


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tzgnilki said:
he's still salty about the ninja/drake stream that happened 2yrs ago
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It's pretty common in narcissists that they expect to be instantly forgiven for all their transgressions "that nazi/chinky stuff was years ago when I was only 30 years old dood!", but anything you do to them is a lifelong instance that they will bring up every time there is a minor transgression.
 
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Quick compilation of last night and today's early begging "Contribution is not mandatory but TIP ME NOW" segment chat log


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I think Dave knows that he's a joke but he can't stop streaming or he'd be homeless. This is a horrifying existence.

It's like waking up and realizing that you're Destiny.
 
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NotreallyPutin said:
I think Dave knows that he's a joke
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No, he doesn't. Because the defense mechanisms in his brain won't allow it.

You know how DSP keeps repeating that he doesn't understand why everyone turned on him for the $2000 Jasper reveal? He's telling the truth in the sense that he can't understand why people are so mad at him for it. His self-defense mechanism just writes off anyone mad at him as trolls, idiots, or haters.

That's one of the reasons why DSP is so fascinating as a lolcow: a complete lack of self-awareness and an inability for self-reflection.
 
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"*SNORTS* Okaaaaeh. Guys, things are rough right now okaeh? Kaht had to stay home because LITERALLY corona is out there, okayeh? It wasn't my fault, I didn't give it to her and didn't want her to get it. On top of that, I'm dealing with all of these *SNOOOOOORTS* financial problems and courts and all that shit.... *Siiiiiiiighhhhh* So anything you can spare would really help meh and Kaht during these hard times. Okaeh? *Snorts*"
 
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He's counting down the bottle crunches because he's almost out of bottled water. Khet and him are planning on buying a Brita pitcher and a water bottle for his Mio on their day off.

1. Brita gives him heart burn
2. He used to have one, he hordes everything, where is his old one?
3. It's other people's fault they bought up all the water
4. Where is he getting the money to buy this pitcher
5. Why can't he just drink tap like he wants everyone else to?
 
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Salubrious said:
No, he doesn't. Because the defense mechanisms in his brain won't allow it.

You know how DSP keeps repeating that he doesn't understand why everyone turned on him for the $2000 Jasper reveal? He's telling the truth in the sense that he can't understand why people are so mad at him for it. His self-defense mechanism just writes off anyone mad at him as trolls, idiots, or haters.

That's one of the reasons why DSP is so fascinating as a lolcow: a complete lack of self-awareness and an inability for self-reflection.
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Nah, I'm pretty sure he knows.

He certainly has already noticed how most of his chat makes fun of him, and that they see him more as a clown than as a normal streamer.

The thing is, he has to keep up appearances. He knows he's a joke, but he will never acknowledge that he knows it.

The moment we see Phil doing things like Wings (e.g. reading troll donations blatantly insulting him and not caring about it) is the moment we'll know that Phil's soul has been broken.
 
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