Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Billy_Sama]

Look at this mothafucker who bought all the toilet paper.

 

[RodgerDodger]

it's almost 24 hours later, and i am still mystified as to what her genitals have to do with coronavirus, and both mystified as to why she talked about them and horrified that she did. the sperg in me also has to complain that the guy talked about living 'a immunodeficiency lifestyle.' i didn't know that being immunodeficient was a lifestyle choice. i thought it was a physical condition. maybe next it will be an identity. Also, it's 'an,' buddy, not 'a' before 'immunodeficiency.'

The John Bulla one is probably fake. Isn't he still in jail or locked up in the nut house for the criminally insane, after his whole "necklace of knives" incident?

 

[Iuz]

Looks like the local grocery store has changed it's hours from 7:00 AM to 8:00 PM for restocking purposes.

Went to the Doctor due to what feels like a combined bronchus, sinus infection though Asama has also been crap for months. No test or request to test from them. Just wrote a prescription for a Z-Pack, steroid inhaler, recommended to get on Allegra and motioned out the door. Did first thing in the morning so there was only one other person there waiting. I guess Ill find out in 14 days if it was a stupid decision.

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

I wonder if there’s any chance the impending economic and societal collapse in the US will give 31 year old almost-NEETS with bad credit like myself a chance to start over in society and actually have a decent life.

I mean, there’s a chance, right?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Hello. Peru is officially under a state of emergency starting now.

1. Borders completely closed to air, ground, sea except for commerce. Nobody leaves, nobody enters.
2. Mandatory isolation (fancy words for quarantine) for 15 days, same as the state of emergency.
3. Any CoV test will be taken in home to avoid people leaving their homes.
4. People in extreme need (poverty) will be provided by the government in the best possible way.
5. Healthcare workers will receive a bonus.

about the quarantine, people will only be allowed to leave home to:

1. buy, produce, sell, distribute, or stock food
2. buy, produce, sell, distribute, or stock medicine or basic need products (soap, etc)
3. going to hospitals, either consultation, appointments, or emergencies.
4. going back home
5. care for people in state of need or vulnerability (seniors, children, disabilities, etc)
6. make use of banks or bank service or working in one of these services
7. buy, produce, sell, distribute, or stock fuel.
8. working on media or phone centrals.

Overall, anyone working on any of these is allowed to leave home, nobody else. These transit measures start tomorrow 8:00 am (it's 9:30pm)

Classes have been suspended until March 30, but it could be extended. The State of Emerg. could also be extended if needed. There are some rumors the army will be on the streets tomorrow.

We only have 71 cases so far.

(on a personal note, we already made all the arranges here at home, we'l be fine. take care kiwis, we're gonna make it!)

 

[tehpope]

Updates from NYC:

1) From Mayor De Blasio: “Tomorrow, I will sign an Executive Order limiting restaurants, bars and cafes to food take-out and delivery. Nightclubs, movie theaters, small theater houses, and concert venues must all close. The order will go into effect Tuesday, March 17 at 9:00 AM" https://twitter.com/GilmaAvalos/status/1239371527856013316

2) Effective Monday, March 16 at 5PM, all eviction proceedings and pending eviction orders shall be suspended statewide until further notice. https://twitter.com/LegalAidNYC/status/1239282832209477635

Both retweeted from NBC New York. https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

The John Bulla one is probably fake. Isn't he still in jail or locked up in the nut house for the criminally insane, after his whole "necklace of knives" incident?

I checked the twitter account that posted it, and yeah, in context it's an obvious joke. Slightly embarrassed.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Work called and wants me to come in this week to help them coordinate disinfecting. I told them not a chance, I have no training in this and they can hire a company that knows what they are doing. It's not like we're disinfecting the gym after the end of the school year. We're disinfecting a deadly virus during a global pandemic.

They pushed back. I told them not a chance, I have no training in this and they can hire a company that knows what they are doing. It's not like we're disinfecting the gym after the end of the school year. We're disinfecting a deadly virus during a global pandemic.

It's like they think I haven't been saving any money all these years. The equation has changed under their feet and they can kick rocks. Hard.

Maybe if they had been at all respectful or nice lording power over me and my coworkers. Maybe.

 

[ultimate_racoon]

God Bless everyone on The Sabbath
Jesus will save us

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Jesus wipes 5,000. I remember that from sunday school.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Oh boy get ready:
Mayor Bill de Blasio announced late Sunday NYC will shut down restaurants and bars which will only provide takeout or delivery service

NYC orders nightlife shutdown while bars, restaurants go takeout-only

Mayor Bill de Blasio announced late Sunday that the Big Apple’s nightlife will shut down and its restaurants and bars will only provide takeout or delivery service as authorities struggle to …

nypost.com

The CDC wants a ban on gatherings of more than 50 people for at least eight weeks NATIONWIDE

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has advised officials across the United States to crack down on large gatherings of more than 50 people for at least eight weeks as the governors of California, Illinois and Ohio close all of the bars in their states.

California closes bars and limits restaurants to 50% capacity

California Gov Gavin Newsom has announced the closure of all bars in the state and ordered restaurants to cut their capacities by 50 per cent in a bid to curb the spread of the coronavirus.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Most of us are practically NEETs at this point but normies will snap after just one week

 

[Bunny Tracks]

i'm still trying to decide whose alt you really are

Mr. Tickles' obviously.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Oh boy. People really underestimate just how important the restaurant industry is to the US economy. its one of those things that is "always there", like...toilet paper. But in hard stats, we are talking 872 Billion dollars in sales, 10% of the American workforce 4% of the national GDP. The second order effects of that getting nuked will be huge. Keep in mind, the Banking sector in the US is 7.1% of GDP and even at the height of the Financial Panic in 2008 that industry didn't simply cease to exist. I sure do hope all these government officials are thinking this through and not just snapping their fingers in panic.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Does that 50 people limit recommendation apply to offices and such or just gathering places like bars?

 

[Kornheiser]

Why the fuck would anyone shill for the Chinese here? You are gonna get laughed at.

 

[Gentle George]

I'm more than willing to say that the scare around COVID is due to weaker members of society up top trying to manipulate the emotional landscape out of their own self preservation, not out of the interest for the public good. This shit didn't happen during the 2009 H1N1 pandemic because it didn't have a knack for removing boomers.

 

[dopy]

Oh boy. People really underestimate just how important the restaurant industry is to the US economy. its one of those things that is "always there", like...toilet paper. But in hard stats, we are talking 872 Billion dollars in sales, 10% of the American workforce 4% of the national GDP. The second order effects of that getting nuked will be huge. Keep in mind, the Banking sector in the US is 7.1% of GDP and even at the height of the Financial Panic in 2008 that industry didn't simply cease to exist. I sure do hope all these government officials are thinking this through and not just snapping their fingers in panic.

luckily the Fed has an answer for predicaments like this!

 

[Beavis]

Oh boy. People really underestimate just how important the restaurant industry is to the US economy. its one of those things that is "always there", like...toilet paper. But in hard stats, we are talking 872 Billion dollars in sales, 10% of the American workforce 4% of the national GDP. The second order effects of that getting nuked will be huge. Keep in mind, the Banking sector in the US is 7.1% of GDP and even at the height of the Financial Panic in 2008 that industry didn't simply cease to exist. I sure do hope all these government officials are thinking this through and not just snapping their fingers in panic.

I‘m in Vegas and that would kill the city. Also a two month ban on gatherings over 50 people would effectively end the school year around the country.

 

[General Tug Boat]

What false data? China gave timely notice to the world on December 31, 2019, detecting it much faster than any diversity virology team in America would. It's not China's fault Western leaders are simpering cowards terrified of closing the border for fear of fifth columnists calling them "racist".

Your government just printed out 1.5 trillion dollars to bail out merchant bankers. Shouldn't they be spending some of this on medical supplies and testing equipment? China came together and stamped out the disease, while your country tends to the needs of Jëwish financiers. Who is really practicing an "evil ideology" here?

Just seen your reply, obviously your shilling the China containment effort as "effective." This is considering the sham hospitals that grouped all these suspected people with this illness in concentration camp like settings to make the hotspots more evident. We are actually trying our best to rectify the situation by making sure that quarantine measures can effectively remain in place until the rate is more manageable, especially because some many people are going to be likely to pick up this specific virus at one time or another. I am not all for the pro Zionist banking cartels, but in order to try to reduce the economic shock this has caused globally can be all attributed to the FED trying to manage the risk factors. Medical supplies and equipment are hard to acquire, especially if you only have a couple of month time-span to prepare for the FUCKING CORNA-POCALYPSE. With most of our medications and essential services being outsourced to that shithole country to begin with. I hope that after all is said and done, hopefully we'll get our shit together reallocate manufacturing back to the west. To essentially eliminate the need for commie faggots forcing innocent people to work themselves so hard that throwing yourself out of a window and plummeting to death is a better option.

If Winnie and his cohort of commie minions want to try to suppress the facts, ramifications are going to be a lot worse for his regime of monsters. Transparency goes a long way, considering that people have access to livestreams, and have been following this virus/bioweapon on this board since it's inception. I think there should be a thread dedicated to your exceptionalism Mr. WE WUHAN WE NUMBA WAN.

 

[New & Improved Username]

luckily the Fed has an answer for predicaments like this!

Of course that's shitty but the $ shouldn't be that devalued vs other world currencies right? They're all getting fucked by this too.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

Why the fuck would anyone shill for the Chinese here? You are gonna get laughed at.

Some people are just natural contrarians at heart; Others just want to farm negates; A few might actually be serious though (ethnic Han-Chinese? Hate America so much they defend China?).

luckily the Fed has an answer for predicaments like this!

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