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Chris is definitely at risk of catching and spreading COVID-19 and VA had their first coronavirus related death yesterday. Barb’s age group is most at risk. Even if Chris’ll be fine, he loves spreading his germs around especially since he doesn’t wipe his own ass properly.

I kind wanna see what’ll happen if there’s a statewide quarantine. There’s no way Chris will be compliant and behave himself. Hell, some people might even get in his face when they see him doing something gross like sneezing without covering his face or not washing his hands when he leaves the women’s bathroom.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Chris is definitely at risk of catching and spreading COVID-19 and VA had their first coronavirus related death yesterday. Barb’s age group is most at risk. Even if Chris’ll be fine, he loves spreading his germs around especially since he doesn’t wipe his own ass properly.

I kind wanna see what’ll happen if there’s a statewide quarantine. There’s no way Chris will be compliant and behave himself. Hell, some people might even get in his face when they see him doing something gross like sneezing without covering his face or not washing his hands when he leaves the women’s bathroom.
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He virtually never leaves the house though does he?
 
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I am growing little bit curious on what kind of parents Bob and Barbara were exclusively after I read the article on CWCki about Chris having squandered a big portion of his money on sex toys that are ordered online.

Don't (normal) parents usually take it as a cautious sign when their son is spending a bunch of money on the multitude of sex toys? How could Bob and Barbara never pay attention to it when it must have been evident to them that Chris is ordering sex toys online on the monthly basis?
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Well Copitz apparently saw him around randomly and decided to drive him home. And people spot him walking (well, leisurely waddling) all the time. Gotta get that daily mickey dee fix
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Was that from the last selfie? Has the Minivan of failure broken down already, or did Barbarella just put her foot down.
 
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Does anybody know the exact state of SonChu (Chris's car) at the moment? Actually, does he even still have the car?
 
Null alluded to Chris locking himself in discord’s with people who fuel hiss delusions. Can anyone paint a picture of what kind of characters would be in such a discord and are they idea guys or fellow autistics?
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Has Chris said anything regarding the Corona virus? I know he lives in in Hicksville Virginia but he does make regular trips to Charlottesville, surley the GameStop being closed early before he can get new Pokemon switch accessories or McDonald's only selling food to go would have set him off?
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I mean The End Games closed their "playplace" because of Wuhan Chan fears. I know Chris is banned from the store but I imagine anywhere else he could go to burden people with his presence will be closed to.
 
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Benson said:
Does anybody know the exact state of SonChu (Chris's car) at the moment? Actually, does he even still have the car?
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He's on the fourth version of it. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Son-Chu

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Null alluded to Chris locking himself in discord’s with people who fuel hiss delusions. Can anyone paint a picture of what kind of characters would be in such a discord and are they idea guys or fellow autistics?
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They're filled with people role=playing with Chris.

Here are a bunch of screencaps from one of those Discord groups. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5814111
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Chris is definitely at risk of catching and spreading COVID-19 and VA had their first coronavirus related death yesterday. Barb’s age group is most at risk. Even if Chris’ll be fine, he loves spreading his germs around especially since he doesn’t wipe his own ass properly.

I kind wanna see what’ll happen if there’s a statewide quarantine. There’s no way Chris will be compliant and behave himself. Hell, some people might even get in his face when they see him doing something gross like sneezing without covering his face or not washing his hands when he leaves the women’s bathroom.
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In a rare defense of Chris, he was the only one in his household to wash his hands and notoriously sanatize them after directly shaking hands with people. I'm pretty sure out in public, people look at him and say "how long has this SOB showered?"

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I am growing little bit curious on what kind of parents Bob and Barbara were exclusively after I read the article on CWCki about Chris having squandered a big portion of his money on sex toys that are ordered online.

Don't (normal) parents usually take it as a cautious sign when their son is spending a bunch of money on the multitude of sex toys? How could Bob and Barbara never pay attention to it when it must have been evident to them that Chris is ordering sex toys online on the monthly basis?
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I've asked myself this for sometime. I'm assuming after college, since Chris did nothing but stay home all day, he would be the first one to inercept the mail. Then again, Bob had access to Chris' bank account and was able to put 2 and 2 together. I theorize that even if Bob knew Chris was getting sex toys, it's better than being tricked by a troll, or his son has a shot at getting real China. If I was Bob, I would put a freeze on Chris' account since he was, and still is, mentally impaired to have a bank account.
 
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I think a lot about the Christmas video, where Chris said he asked Santa for a girlfriend and Bob told him, "She's coming, Christian." I wonder at what point he stopped believing that (or if he ever did in the first place)
 
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Chan Fan said:
I think a lot about the Christmas video, where Chris said he asked Santa for a girlfriend and Bob told him, "She's coming, Christian." I wonder at what point he stopped believing that (or if he ever did in the first place)
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I think he was more importantly thinking that even at that point that his Son is almost certainly intellectually fucked and will never become a fully functioning member of society and will likely grow up to be a man child max level spastic that we all know and love (In our own surreal) way today ;):medallion::pickle::tugboat:
 
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Chris always used to get on Bob's case for not washing his hands whenever he left the bathroom. Could this be one of the few situations where Chris is vindicated from his behaviors?
 
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