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Simplicity111

Simplicity111

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While not really the most vocal of MrEnter fans (such as Mercury-Ami), his reviews are laughably generic and bad and his pictures of "Bobrick" (a dumb OC) he made are odd. For some reason the covers of his reviews have 50 million video game/SpongeBob characters on there to compliment them, as if he couldn't just do it in a journal.

Here's his profile: http://tilemaxosbra.deviantart.com/

The review I'd like to bring up of his first is his Band Geeks "review", where he says it's not that good for two minor, nitpicky reasons: one being that it contains a "dying animal joke" (WTF?), and the second is that there was a suicide joke. Geesh, there were a LOT of suicide jokes in the old cartoons, let me guess he's going to bitch about those as well. (Well, he IS a brony so it isn't surprising he'd complain about that) Man this guy must be so fucking sensitive if he's gonna complain about that.
 
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And I've noticed something else about the guy. Usually all the episodes he reviews from SpongeBob are the most reviewed, such as A Pal For Gary, Band Geeks, Little Yellow Book, etc. Shows that he can't step 2 inches into the reviewing water, even for SpongeBob standards those episodes have been done to death.
 
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Bobrick sounds like some horrifying Spongebob and Patrick slash fic.

He draws his own comic, which oozes with autism:

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KFC said:
Isn't spelling words like that (for comedic effect) something kids did on Roblox or Club Penguin a good 6 to 8 years ago?
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It's funny for 8 year olds.

On a side note I love it how he's trying to make completely different characters on the above sheet by changing literally one minor detail. Fucking talentless recolor artist.
 
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Those are different characters? I legitimately thought they were clones of the first one.
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I don't know to be honest. I'll have to dig that up. Also check this upcoming review titlecard out:

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For some reason he didn't put a million various Video Game/SpongeBob/"original" characters on there this time, but again he feels the need to review something that's already been tackled by a million different reviewers, the oh-so-infamous Ren Seeks Help. Will Tile EVER review something that a million others haven't?
 
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Simplicity111 said:
I don't know to be honest. I'll have to dig that up. Also check this upcoming review titlecard out:

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For some reason he didn't put a million various Video Game/SpongeBob/"original" characters on there this time, but again he feels the need to review something that's already been tackled by a million different reviewers, the oh-so-infamous Ren Seeks Help. Will Tile EVER review something that a million others haven't?
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Personally, I'd like to see Enter or one of his fans review Spice City. It has the distinction of being the first cartoon rated 'adults only' and for being cancelled because the creator wouldn't hire professional writers to write the scripts for the show. So, despite having some great voice acting and animation, the show was cancelled because the writing was laughably bad. It's kind of a weird parallel to Growing Around.

Except Spice City had a kind of hilariously awful quality to it that Growing Around lacks. In Spice City a lesbian cop gets molested by a cyborg prostitute then compares the experience to Disneyland immediately afterward. In Growing Around a female character gets a pony as a pet.
 
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The titlecard for his "A Pal For Gary" review. Another episode that's been done to death a million times, and a ton of SpongeBob characters chasing SpongeBob, and Megaman/Sonic characters for some reason as well.
 
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