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Jack Awful said:
Her head is tiny, god damn.
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TheNugLord said:
She didn't even hide the fact that shes sucking in. This is SAD.
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There are so many things that I can't really process here. Her head looks shopped onto a fake body. Her body is one flat color, it looks like a fat-suit they'd use for Mike Myers in the Austin Powers movies. Whoever touched up this pic has blended her non-existent ass with the dingy carpet of the room. She's sucking in her gut like a dude from Wisconsin on vacation in South Beach when a flock of bikini babes crests the horizon.

Still. Her head. It's so small. When do we get a reveal that she's the real life equivalent to the Jason Momoa commercial where he pulls off all his Hollywood prosthesis to reveal he's a skinny, balding nerd? This disturbs me.
 
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Damn it.....so close.

Here's the thing that ruffles one's buttfeathers whenever Moocow goes on these 5-or-6-times-a-year "MUCH DEEP SO REFLECTIVE" Instagram word vomits. This right here, just this part alone? Take Moo out of context and imho it is a solid, perfectly good/accurate observation that I wouldn't begrudge anyone else for having. Don't bite my head off, but in principle I even tend to agree with the last sentence...,.the whole "what you actually DO / your actions are more valuable and speak louder than your words/a spoken apology" Kinda the nut up or shut up idea lol.

But ofc because its fucking Moo she has to shoot herself in the gunt like always and follow up a would-be reasonable post with three paragraphs of ME ME ME ME MEEEE MEEEEEEE MEMEMEMEEE and excusing herself and shifting blame for everything. Because of course she does!! "Don't ever be mad at people who apologize" lmao lmao

moar like "stop being rightfully disgustied with me and holding me accountable for being a sex pervert, I don't like it"
 
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TheNugLord said:
She didn't even hide the fact that shes sucking in. This is SAD.
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I seriously laughed way too hard at this pic. Her head is smaller than her right TIT for gods sake. Put your finger over her head and stare at her body, and then remove your finger. Repeat a few times and her body keeps getting weirder and weirder looking. Fatti optical illusions.
 
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Vaganabanana said:
I seriously laughed way too hard at this pic. Her head is smaller than her right TIT for gods sake. Put your finger over her head and stare at her body, and then remove your finger. Repeat a few times and her body keeps getting weirder and weirder looking. Fatti optical illusions.
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I say it makes sense since a very small brain deserves an equally small head.
 
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TheNugLord said:
She didn't even hide the fact that shes sucking in. This is SAD.
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Really? Thousands of dollars in lipo *again* and still having to even things out with terrible Photoshop? Her bed looks like it's being sucked into her orbit, the doorpost or whatever it is in the window between her arm and her back fat is distorted and blurred to shit, some of the carpet is cloned over her thigh/ass, and there's just generally blur or smudge applied everywhere. D fucking minus, she must've been drinking on her painkillers when she edited this one. And no matter how much you pay, the technology does not exist for doctors to suck out visceral fat, so her internal organs are probably totally smothered in blubber since she's never lost weight legitimately. Youth is on her side for now, but cirrhosis and beetus aren't fooled by liposculpture.

I will admit it's fascinating to watch her slow deterioration into a plastic Wildenstein creature to be entertaining, but fucking Christ, you'd think staring at these images while she shoops them would serve as a wake up call... But then again I can't expect someone whose entire livelihood is based off having massive tits to necessarily make sound decisions.
 
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