Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Quantum Diabetes]

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I will be appointed head of hoe preservation , I will determine only the finest hoes to receive aid and to hell with the rest of them.

I feel I have strong qualifications and I'm cheaper than Charlie Sheen.

 

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Why is student loan cancellation such a big issue? Albeit, most colleges are overpriced, but canceling student loans right now would just ruin the banks. Banks make money off of loans. The best thing we can do right now are loan freezes and zero interest rates for the time being. Thank goodness Pocahontas isn’t in charge of this.

Because a VAST number of the Antifa sect, the lefty activist base, are on the hook for 200k-400k+ in student loan debt for degrees that are absolutely worthless. Completely, utterly, absolutely worthless shit like "Gender Studies" or "Critical Race Theory." These are ostensibly some sort of humanities, but in reality they've been taken over by Post Modernists and Cultural Marxists, and teach unreproducable bullshit that equates to "I think I'm oppressed and a bunch of other people who think they're oppressed agree with me, so we're oppressed and if you disagree that just proves we're oppressed." They literally are farms to teach Marxism to impressionable stupid people, selling them on the lie that the world is out to get them.

If they don't retroactively make those degrees free then over the next 10-20 years a lot of those lefty shits are going to get redpilled as their lives are completely destroyed by crippling debt by the predatory university system combined with their worthless degreess, master degrees, and doctorates in Marxist bullshit.

 

[Dirty Jerz]

My job is really reluctant to have us telecommute because they don't want us to realize that we could really do our job sitting in our underwear in the kitchen in under two hours.

So I'm sitting home getting paid to watch Netflix instead.

 

[Coleslaw]

I've also been to Shanghai several times, same story.

Shanghai is sane in comparison to the rest of China.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

People have been calling 911 over toilet paper.

Cops tell coronavirus crowds: Don't call 911 because you're out of toilet paper

Coronavirus shoppers may have stripped the shelves, but that's still not a police emergency, folks.

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ISIS wants its members to cover their mouth when sneezing and yawning.

ISIS urges its followers to beat coronavirus by covering their sneezes

Official instructions include "put trust in God and seek refuge in Him from illnesses" and "cover the mouth when yawning and sneezing."

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Corona-Chan can't stop these Smurfs.

French mayor defends attempt at record-breaking Smurf gathering despite coronavirus fears

Mayor Patrick Leclerc defends event where over 3,500 cosplayers tried to break the Guinness World Record for the world's largest Smurfs gathering.

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The virgin mini console vs the chad Raspberry Pi

TurboGrafx-16 Mini delayed due to coronavirus

Don't expect to play Bonk anytime soon.

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[Adamska]

China is literally already sending health aid to the US lol

Chinese billionaire Jack Ma is shipping coronavirus test kits and masks to the U.S.

Ma's first tweet ever was about the shipment of supplies he is sending to the U.S.

www.cbsnews.com

And yet even by the fake news you use, they're letting you goat fuckers reeeing about the Sunni and Hebrew devil starve on that and having no oil purchases due to China being that poor.

China is too poor to give you more north korean subs Mufti shill. And to comment on Flint, pretty sure they were given money and then the fucking pipes were fixed like two years ago.

Who the fuck is this guy?

A CCP asset being paid a pauper's fare by his failure of a government to spread shitty propoganda from a nation who prefers mimicking Unit 731 and the Death Camps than actually saving their people..

 

[Non-Expert!]

Newsom says California schools likely to remain closed for rest of school year

California schools will likely be closed for the remainder of the school year amid the coronavirus pandemic, Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) said Tuesday.

thehill.com

Brilliant. School closed till the end of the year?

Poor kids they are going to be so bored. I keep telling my son that he can't go to school "because of the germs."

I showed him a map of the world full of red dots where there have been outbreaks.

"See, the germs ...."

Then he wanted to go outside and find the red dots, so that he could see the germs. And I said:

"No, you can't actually see the germs."

Today he started to cry and told me he wanted to go outside and see flowers and not germs. I felt so bad about it, I asked my husband if he could take a break and take him outside for a bit.

Ok .... So apparently this is going to go on until the end of the year?

I am hoping that they are taking a "wait and see" approach. If hot dry weather slows down infection rates, maybe the kids can attend school over summer. I'm game.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I don't know much about them other than that they have had some useful info, but Greatgameindia has been digging into the Canadian biolab angle since january, this was recently posted:

Spoiler: big image, sorry

Visualizing The Secret History Of Coronavirus Bioweapon | GreatGameIndia

The below visualization The Secret History of Coronavirus is based on GreatGameIndia's exclusive report Coronavirus Bioweapon

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Full article here: https://archive.li/3UZzX
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[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Newsom says California schools likely to remain closed for rest of school year

California schools will likely be closed for the remainder of the school year amid the coronavirus pandemic, Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) said Tuesday.

thehill.com

Brilliant. School closed till the end of the year?

Poor kids they are going to be so bored. I keep telling my son that he can't go to school "because of the germs."

I showed him a map of the world full of red dots where there have been outbreaks.

"See, the germs ...."

Then he wanted to go outside and find the red dots, so that he could see the germs. And I said:

"No, you can't actually see the germs."

Today he started to cry and told me he wanted to go outside and see flowers and not germs. I felt so bad about it, I asked my husband if he could take a break and take him outside for a bit.

Ok .... So apparently this is going to go on until the end of the year?

I am hoping that they are taking a "wait and see" approach. If hot dry weather slows down infection rates, maybe the kids can attend school over summer. I'm game.

Kids with good parents : "Okay lets take this time and use it wisely keeping your education going through all of this"
Kids with Bad Parents : "Git out of my face faggot, watch some TV and shut up."

This is gonna end great I bet.

 

[Barnard]

The usual morning announcement by the Polish ministry of health brings only 8 new cases (246 total). That is very low, these past few days we generally started off with 20 or more. Good sign?

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

Who the fuck is this guy?

Stop hating on @backfad - he is going to get me Epic store credit and snuff film of Bill Gates being tortured by chinks, once he has sold Xi on my idea of blaming it all on Gates and disappearing him.

 

[the fall of man]

If elective surgeries are being halted for coronavirus, I assume that means gender reassignment. How about elective abortions? Is coronavirus the new conservative dream?

In other news, I see we’ve pulled out of the NATO war exercises. Have fun defending yourselves, guys...

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Long lines at San Francisco area cannabis stores exempt from coronavirus lockdown
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...xempt-from-coronavirus-lockdown-idUSKBN2150DB (http://archive.vn/Cmjpz)

Millions of California’s Bay area residents can still legally light up as cannabis facilities are exempt from a cornonavirus lockdown that has shuttered most businesses in San Francisco and nearby cities.
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Bars, clubs, gyms and other businesses all closed Monday under one of the strictest orders made so far in the United States aimed at stemming the coronavirus pandemic. Around 7 million people reside in the area affected by the orders.

 

[Lina Colorado]

^Yeah, I have a dutch friend and she had to stand in line for almost an hour to buy a big bag of weed because the coffeshops are closing. Lost of grumpy stoners incoming.

 

[New & Improved Username]

If elective surgeries are being halted for coronavirus, I assume that means gender reassignment. How about elective abortions? Is coronavirus the new conservative dream?

In other news, I see we’ve pulled out of the NATO war exercises. Have fun defending yourselves, guys...

No troon deals but abortions don't require hospital beds.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Russia's Education Minister just announced that schools will close for the next three weeks.

 

[theshep]

I was just talking to my mother on the phone. Her uncle, i.e. my great uncle is 98 and she just drops "imagine if Uncle "x" dies, what do we do? Could we still have a funeral?"

WTF Mum. Calm down. Like I'm bothered seeing the annoying family either.

 

[AltisticRight]

Kung-flu lmao
Can't have a laugh?

Also some news regarding to 郭偉鵬 the virus king.

Apparently he paid 2 inner mongolia thots to travel with him. China calls this 約炮 meaning "fuck dating" or just "quickie" I guess.

Apparently the guy is married, and the 2 whores are trying to hide the fact that they travelled with a coronachan riddled slant across the fucking planet. People are asking why... I wonder why.

Photo likely unrelated: https://bingfeng.tw/thread-647426-1-1.html
Two Taiwan thots.

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

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Kung-flu lmao
Can't have a laugh?

I have couple more

Airborne AIDS
Asian Ailment
Asian Microinvasion
Bamboo Burden
Bat Eating Nigger Gook Flu
Bat Soup Croup
Bat-Man Virus
Batbola
Batsoup poop
Beijing Bug
Beijing Bung Lung
Boomer Doomer
Brack Prague
Cantonese Killer
ChinAIDS
China Commie Virus
China's One Corpse Policy
Chinaids
Chinaman Infliction
Chinese Cough Pandemic (CCP)
Chinese Virus
Chinese-Origin Viral Infectious Disease
Ching Chong Chang Flu
Ching Chong Pooey.
Ching-Chong Chang Flu
Chink Flu names
Chinkapoo Lung Chowder
Chinkenpox
Chinkpox
Chinky Fever
Chinky flu
Chinobyl
Chop Fluey
Chop fluey
Chu-Monia
Communist Lung Herpes
Communist Offensive Viral Infectious Disease
Confucian Cancer
Coolie Cooties
Coolie Cough
Coronachan
Dim Sum Diarrhea
Egg Roll Toll
Experimental Bioweapon CW-19
Fatal Acute Terminal Respiratory Symptom (F.A.R.T.S)
Finger Trap Clap
Flu Man Chu
Flu Manchu
Fook Em Yung.
Fu Manchu Fever
Genghis Cough
Genghis cough
Ghengi's Revenge
Gook Germ
Gook Puke
Gooking Cough
Guangdong Gout
Ho Lee Fuk
Holocough
Hong Kong Cholera
Hong Kong Fluey
Hong Kong Fury.
Hubei herpes
Jingpei Jitters
Justa Flu
Kung Flu
Kung pow fever
Kung-Flu
Licken Flied Lice.
Lo Mein Pain
Lung Pao Sicken
Mandarin Malady
Misfortune Cookie Cough
Monarch
Nana-san-ichi Butai no fuku ven
No 32.
Oriental Onset
Ow chi lung
Panda Pandemic
Pangolin Pandemic
Poo flu platter
Rangoon Doom
Rice Rabies
SARS-CoV-2
Seoul Damage Control
Shanghai Shivers
Sicken fried rice
Sino Sneeze
Slant-Eyes' Demise
Slant-eye Sickness
Som Ting Wong
Sweet and Sour Sicken
Sweet n' Sour Sicken
Szechuan Sore Throat
Teriyaki Terror
Terminal Taoism
The Great Sneeze Forward
The Jinping Sting
Tiananmen Toxicant
Tokyo Airborne Torpedo
Unknown Flu Object
WHO Flu
Wet Market Surprise
Wi To Low
Winnie the Flu
Winnie the fru
Wu Flu
Wu ping cough
Wu-Flu
Wu-Ping Cough
WuHu Flu
WuTang Flu
Wubonic Plague
Wuhan Coronavirus
Wuhan Weapon
Wuhan Whatchamacallit
Wuhan Wheeze
Wuhanic Plague
Wumonia
Xi Jinplague
Xi flee
Xinping Cough
Yellow Fever
Zipperheads' Biological Warhead
bamboo shoot poops
dog meat diphtheria
egg roll toll
finger trap clap
gutter oil boils
pu pu pandemic
rangoon doom
rice noodle rickets
teriyaki terror
wonton west nile

 

[Rudy Russo]

Kansas governor closes K-12 schools; workers to stay home | | kctv5.c…

archived 18 Mar 2020 08:43:25 UTC

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Gov. Laura Kelly on Tuesday closed Kansas' public and private K-12 schools for the rest of the spring semester, moving teaching online throughout the state to try to lessen the spread of the new coronavirus.

Well whos next?