Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

Why does she talk like she didn't write the story or create the circumstance where they needed to be talked down to.
Because Lily likes to blame her characters for the decisions they are made to make because she would never admit that her story is contrive as hell.

Aliana contradicts everything they believe because she is a cheat made by a disingenuous hack
Rey and Holdo speak as if it had been outside knowledge provided by Lily herself about her version of the Star wars universe

Lily does not know how to deal with the power to do what she wants and write in a natural way because the only interactions she has with others are all controlled and filtered in her bubble, where she can give these "justified talk down", block the other party and imagine them crying from this supposed "truth bomb"

this whole fanfic is Lily projecting her contempt for fans and the Star Wars franchise and "fixing" the story with her headcanons that recontextualize several scenes
nothing is done with honesty
 
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A bunch of posts about how demonizing the straights is satire and how Kylo Ren is bad.

Bonus: Lily makes D&D boring for anyone that isn't a fighter
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>Satire is art of being mean to the powerful
So good to know that Lily has no idea what satire means and is on the level of “It’s just satire bro!”

To her other points, other types of media have tried to normalize LGBT people and she spat on them for not being gay enough, yet she praised bare minimum or even non existent representation for doing a few things she likes. Since very few people share her warped view of representation, what she’s asking for is an impossible task.

Although this is all a moot point; isn’t the whole point of normalization to respect others regardless of they’re straight or gay?
 
Although this is all a moot point; isn’t the whole point of normalization to respect others regardless of they’re straight or gay?
That's how its supposed to be, yeah
But Lily doesn't get that because she's a massively priviledged brat.
She grew up in a time and place where she can openly market herself as a trans lesbian without any meaningful backlash.
She has no perspective or appreciation for how good she actually has it compared to the majority of LGBT people past and present.
And she doesn't get how much of that good fortune stems is utterly dependend on the goodwill of those "filthy straights" towards her.
Between entitlement and sheer pigheaded ignorance, that's also why she thinks that America is the worst homophobic country in the world.
 
>Satire is art of being mean to the powerful
So good to know that Lily has no idea what satire means and is on the level of “It’s just satire bro!”

To her other points, other types of media have tried to normalize LGBT people and she spat on them for not being gay enough, yet she praised bare minimum or even non existent representation for doing a few things she likes. Since very few people share her warped view of representation, what she’s asking for is an impossible task.

Although this is all a moot point; isn’t the whole point of normalization to respect others regardless of they’re straight or gay?
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I don't care much about Dungeons and Dragons but the rest of Lily's posts piss me off.

"Tear down heteronormativity?" Excuse me but wouldn't that apply to bisexual and pansexual people? Because last time I checked, bisexual people are attracted to both genders and pansexual are attracted to all genders. And didn't Lily say to normalize bisexual and pansexual people? I smell hypocrisy. And let's be honest, Lily will never stop because she's a liar and a hypocrite.

People like Lily are the reasons why I don't read Yaoi or Yuri. Because the fandom is filled with a bunch of hypocritical, perverted, sex-deprived, angry assholds.

And if these people want to be normalized and their stories published, why don't they just do it? Are they that lazy and unmotivated?

Edit: Sorry about that virgin part. Too much info about myself. First time on this website.
 
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I don't care much about Dungeons and Dragons but the rest of Lily's posts piss me off.

"Tear down heteronormativity?" Excuse me but wouldn't that apply to bisexual and pansexual people? Because last time I checked, bisexual people are attracted to both genders and pansexual are attracted to all genders. And didn't Lily say to normalize bisexual and pansexual people? I smell hypocrisy. And let's be honest, Lily will never stop because she's a liar and a hypocrite.

People like Lily are the reasons why I don't read Yaoi or Yuri. Because the fandom is filled with a bunch of hypocritical, perverted, sex-deprived, angry assholes. I'm a virgin myself but I'm not that desperate for love and attention, that I gotta take someone else's project and project my insecurities into it.

And if these people want to be normalized and their stories published, why don't they just do it? Are they that lazy and unmotivated?
Lets also not forget that there's straight transpeople, straight asexual people, straight aromantic people, straight non-binary people, ect. ect.
And in my experience, for a lot of gays and lesbians, bi and pan people are only acceptable when they're currently in a same-sex relationship.

Lily is definitely lazy and unmotivated, but she's also made it exceedingly clear that the only thing she cares about it mainstream media.
Any kind of fanfiction community will be crawling with gay content and there's more and more published gay content in niche areas as well.
But I guess niche content and fanfiction doesn't validate her hard enough or something.
Otherwise she'd be promoting those kinda content creators instead of demanding there to be underage lesbians sex on the big screen.
 
Lets also not forget that there's straight transpeople, straight asexual people, straight aromantic people, straight non-binary people, ect. ect.
And in my experience, for a lot of gays and lesbians, bi and pan people are only acceptable when they're currently in a same-sex relationship.

Lily is definitely lazy and unmotivated, but she's also made it exceedingly clear that the only thing she cares about it mainstream media.
Any kind of fanfiction community will be crawling with gay content and there's more and more published gay content in niche areas as well.
But I guess niche content and fanfiction doesn't validate her hard enough or something.
Otherwise she'd be promoting those kinda content creators instead of demanding there to be underage lesbians sex on the big screen.
For all he denies it, he is just mad that straight people exist. He's upset that men exist. Despite being both. Because the only thing stronger than his self hatred is his sexism. He thinks of femininity as a lifestyle, and is too narcissistic to accept that it's not a good lifestyle that everyone wants to follow. He won't be happy until the most popular TV shows have women that have emotional breakdowns while invading the privacy of their friends. Actually, even then he'll be mad because he clearly has unresolved emotional problems that have nothing to do with TV shows.
 
Lets also not forget that there's straight transpeople, straight asexual people, straight aromantic people, straight non-binary people, ect. ect.
And in my experience, for a lot of gays and lesbians, bi and pan people are only acceptable when they're currently in a same-sex relationship.

Lily is definitely lazy and unmotivated, but she's also made it exceedingly clear that the only thing she cares about it mainstream media.
Any kind of fanfiction community will be crawling with gay content and there's more and more published gay content in niche areas as well.
But I guess niche content and fanfiction doesn't validate her hard enough or something.
Otherwise she'd be promoting those kinda content creators instead of demanding there to be underage lesbians sex on the big screen.

You hit the nail on the head. I knew a bisexual women on deviantart who had plenty of bad experiences with gay men and women who said the same thing.

That's also true. The only thing she cares is projecting her own view of things on mainstream media. Probably because she wants more power and validation.
 
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I was gonna archive post after post of Lily and her fans making fun of some kid who said Lily wanted her straight parents dead, but honestly I don't care.
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Like the whole point is that straight people get mad about the same kind of jokes made about gay people. I mean I'll defend edgy humor so by that same token this is fine, but I draw the line at being a smug cunt about it.
 
For all he denies it, he is just mad that straight people exist. He's upset that men exist. Despite being both. Because the only thing stronger than his self hatred is his sexism. He thinks of femininity as a lifestyle, and is too narcissistic to accept that it's not a good lifestyle that everyone wants to follow. He won't be happy until the most popular TV shows have women that have emotional breakdowns while invading the privacy of their friends. Actually, even then he'll be mad because he clearly has unresolved emotional problems that have nothing to do with TV shows.

Of course, Lily's an SJW. And SJWS tend to be miserable people. They never stop complaining.
 
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A whole massive fuckin post about why Lily writes characters to be humiliated or to bow down to her beliefs.
Lily still doesn't get why Luke redeemed Darth Vader and she assumed it's a problem with all Jedi. Even though in the prequel trilogy she loved so much Obi Wan tried to murder Anakin for turning to the dark side. Oops.
It would be interesting if there was a discussion to be had, but there isn’t. Luke and Leia have such a nakedly obvious bias toward Kylo Ren entirely on the basis that they’re related to him. Luke blames himself for Kylo Ren’s fall and Leia foolishly believes he can be redeemed.
There -was- a discussion to be had, but someone has a frankly medically absurd hate boner for Ben Solo and the ReyLo ship so naturally your bias is against the idea of there even being a discussion. it's like those people who refuse to acknowledge The Joker has any nuance and isn't just "White male rage/incel shooter motivator/Tyler Durden Misinterpretation 2.0"

Secondly. Yes. Yes Luke and Leia would have a bias; in the movie Luke blames himself for Ben Solo falling to the darkside because in that limited perspective LUKE WAS THE REASON BEN FELL TO THE DARKSIDE. It's literally right there in the fucking text of the film Ben Solo is being manipulated by Palpatine/Snoke. This is not a poor interpretation, this is not reylos being crazy Ben was being manipulated and Luke Skywalker was gave Ben the push, and by the time episode 8 proper happens Luke is smart enough to fucking get that.

Meanwhile they both throw undue scorn on Amorosa despite it being constantly demonstrated that they have no reason to be so distrustful of her. And that double standard is so obvious to everybody else. Especially considering that the child of a Sith Lord is being so hostile and distrustful of the child of ANOTHER SITH LORD.
Oh look, it's the thermian argument again. These crazy fucking boomers with years of experience that have personally dealt with Sith Lords and have a Redeemed Sith Lord as their father should totally sit down and shut up because a "real sith" is here to fucking show them how they're nephw/son is explicitly irredeemable, and all the supporting cast so happen to conveniently align with the opinions of the sith lord. Totally not because Luke and Leia haven't been conveniently slotted in as expies for ReyLo's as a whole.
There isn’t a discussion to be had. They believe Ren to be redeemable entirely on the basis that he’s their son/nephew and they keep reaching for excuses to dismiss the evil things he’s done. “Oh that wasn’t him, that was Snoke!” “Oh that wasn’t Ben, that was Kylo Ren!” “He’s being manipulated!”
These are all real arguments made to support Ren’s redemption BTW
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people who have been radicalized into hate groups say and do all sorts of terrible things. Does that absolve them of the fact they did those things? No. Does it mean they aren't incapable of correcting course and becoming better people again? Also no.

And both Rey and Holdo have a good reason to trust Amorosa more than the idea of there being light in Kylo Ren.
Because you wrote them this way.

Amorosa hasn’t tried to kill them time and time again. And they have both seen Leia and Luke’s behavior reduce Amorosa to tears on more than one occasion.
I read your story. Luke never made Aliana cry. Leia only did it that one time.

This isn’t about the Dark Side, this is about the very real effects their actions have had on another human being.
see my statement about radicalization of people into hate groups and what they'll do when radicalised.

There’s always been something to be said about the way Jedi will so casually slaughter their way through a battlefield, and yet the second they come across a Dark Side Force User who they’re related to or otherwise attached to comitting genocide they think “We can bring him back to the light!”
What other jedi other than the Skywalkers have done this exactly?

The reason neither of them trust Amorosa is because she’s a walking counterpoint to that belief. Amorosa was wrong by Luke and didn’t become a fascist tyrant. She freely uses the Dark Side and aids in helping others. She did not make the choices that Kylo Ren made.
I'm going to put aside the fact that Aliana is a character you wrote as a counterpoint to what you've perceived Kylo Ren to be and pretend that any of what you're saying is honest. Aliana is still a sith. And there is zero canonical backing that the sith have ever, ever, ever been able to not be manipulative, backstabbing, tryants. both in and out of world. The only one exception, is a MMO that's not treated as canon and has only ever been respected by the niche crowd of people still playing it. Aliana is the star wars equivalent of a star bucks hipster wearing a che guevera t-shirt who thinks communism is cool, or more succinctly Aliana is the star wars equivalent of a lesbian tumblr-ite with a youtube channel who tries to tell you the moment a friend or a family member makes ill informed statements about minorities that it's time to start getting violent.

Kylo Ren’s choices are entirely his own, and his mother and uncle don’t want to accept that.
Meanwhile, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is the equivalent of someone who has fallen down the internet hellhole of the alt-right and /pol/ politics. He's saying and doing terrible things, he's wholely responsible for the things he does. but he isn't someone that can't be saved yet. This isn't even that deep of an interpretation. Everyone who's associated with him knows who he is, how he can be better than what he's doing and are doing what they can to try and reach out. BUT here's Lily Orchard Aliana loudly and angrilly declaring that Kylo Ren is an abusive nazi rapist not worthy of the effort because he tortured people while in the company of the people who radicalized him.

A lot of the talking points lily always brings to the table regarding "redemption" and the villains who get that, especially kylo ren, seems to be borrowed somewhat from Ian Danskins youtube series "The Alt-Right Playbook" She's sometimes linked and she's explicitly borrowing heavily from the "how to radicalize a normie" video in her whole "why do Leia/Luke/ReyLo's/Moderates get so caught up in trying to change these people when they're doing so much damage to people?" the whole idea lily wants to emphasize is caring more about the person doing the damage sends a shit message to the people who have been damaged, which isn't an unfair take, but lily is (probably on purpose) ignoring two of the most important aspects of that particular video. 1, that people being radicalised(aka alt-righters, or Kylo Ren) has a lot to do with surroundings and exposure to bad things, and the desire for acceptance, and being socially exiled by friends and family only allows the person to just be radicalized further. And 2, ironically, family members and loved ones of the people who have been radicalized are in fact in the best position to try and reach out and undo the damage caused them being radicalised. Is this relevant? I dunno, but I think the fact is interesting that lily is constantly going on about abandoning anyone who's fallen into the wrong kinds of information should be abandoned when even the video's she getting this from in fact only encourage that level of excommunication from family and friends as a last resort.

Next fucking topic.

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On Satire.
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It's only satire when you have a point to make. Your story is literally just 22 chapters of Kylo Ren getting cucked by a lesbian, that is not satire, that s just lily jerking off. Your Pokemon Fan Comic is a practice in narcissism.

I’m seriously regretting not having Leia make the argument of “Ben is my family!” to justify using Rey as bait to redeem Kylo Ren and having Aliana reply “I’m noticing a trend where your family always takes priority over mine.”
reference what I said earlier. Leia and Luke owe Aliana nothing, she's a random stranger who's also a sith who does nothing but treat them like crap and turns every one around them against them. Aliana is owed nothing. Simple as.

So as someone with D&D as a hobby, you can only imagine my contempt for everything lily says about D&D
And with all do respect, shifty. There is so much more you missed in this.
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The "I will fuck everything that moves" bard isn't actually as common as one would believe and people doing the "I role to seduce the dragon" is usually being done as a joke, a sign of bad roleplaying or someone deeply misunderstanding the situation, and usually those kind of players are disliked by the D&D community themselves or at the very least in the context of "bro take the game seriously or fuck off"

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The fact that lily can only think in terms of comparisons to World of Warcraft is telling you she doesn't give a shit about anything relevant to D&D.
The Bard in D&D is referred to as a "Full caster" they have just as much spell casting capability as a druid, a wizard, or a cleric. Yes. They are a "jack of all trades" meaning the amount of skills they get is absurd, and they're good at most things but they're only -great- at a few things and those few things are what the player leans into.
Also gotta love lily that whole "you can't play this class unless your good at the thing this class is most associated with"

Lily has one shit experience with D&D and suddenly decides she knows everything.

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Lily making a statement about the differences between Bernie, Biden, and Trump on a quiz that she admits is supposed to compare the candidates between the quiz taker and these candidates and making it sound like it's an accurate assessment of the differences in between Trump and Biden.

Forgive me I'm about to pull something floating around Twitter and Facebook.
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So yeah, lily doing this absurd bullshit about "It literally doesn't fucking matter as long as you vote for a democrat" is stupid and dumb and the kinda shit that guarantees she's gonna have 4 more years of "I can't believe america's full of racists"

Why can't I not write essays?


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I'll be honest. I don't normally go in on the "lily's a heterophobe" things, there's better shit to get angry about, but I'm not gonna lie. This is not a good look.
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naturally though she's not gonna say what "Actually bad things" she's done though
 

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Like the whole point is that straight people get mad about the same kind of jokes made about gay people. I mean I'll defend edgy humor so by that same token this is fine, but I draw the line at being a smug cunt about it.

Lily is complaining about equality and fair play but she needs to realize that life isn't fair. It's never been fair. You want to win the game, you got to know how to play it. Survival of the fittest.

And she's got a lot of nerve talking about fairness considering how unfair she was to Lizzy and Josh. The brat.
 
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Also we need more commentary videos like these.
 
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Oh yeah, that guy! Actually saw his critique videos on the show a while back. He makes some pretty decent criticisms on the show. Although he goes a bit for the Mauler "Exgerrated rage" approach to it.
 
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It seems we have found the anti Lily.
 
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Oh yeah, that guy! Actually saw his critique videos on the show a while back. He makes some pretty decent criticisms on the show. Although he goes a bit for the Mauler "Exgerrated rage" approach to it.
this is the difference in the approach of Mauler and Cartoshii is that they use "Rage" to emphasize their reactions and reinforce comedy, their points are presented and explained as they affect their story and their emotional response and are a bonus, they are able to admit and inform when a point and a nitpick or personal preference without damaging the discussion

Lily's approach consists of using legitimate rage to emphasize her points and reinforce the weight they have in the story and in real life, constantly talking about abuse and politics to tell how complex and profound her "knowledge" is and her smug and condescending attitude with the addition of rages and screams is his "passion and authority expressed with confidence"

Lily's argument is 90% based on intimidation, gaslighting and accusation to make your criticism seem more important and in-depth, but when you go through all this excess of emotional pojection it’s all shallow criticism
 
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Jerry's going to be talking about another show. This can go one of three ways:
1. He likes it and says that it's good.
2. He hates it and reinforces the narrative of "this show teaches devil worshipping" or "not enough lesbians (despite the cast being mostly female)"
3. He delays it to April 1st and makes it his April Fool's Day prank video.

In my biased opinion, 2 seems to be the most likely, with 3 in close second due to the timing of the release, but it could go either way at this point. It's Jerry, you just learn to expect the unexpected.

EDIT: When the video gets released, I'll post my full thoughts here so as to not take up any additional space on the thread. I've heard negative criticism of the first couple episodes already (which I'm guessing he chose to watch based on previous first impressions videos), and we'll just have to wait and see what happens.


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In a Tumblr post below, she gives the show an A based on the episodes she watched (it looks like at least Episodes 2 and 4, a filler episode and an episode with some plot significance). While I'd like to see are the final points, pros and cons, etc. Also, yes, the main character is bi, and the audience caught on a bit slower than "Jerry" did. What do you want, an award? Also, if I may vent for a second, since Jerry really likes it when she rustles the Kiwis, she completely missed the part that everyone points to as the Bi section, instead pointing to a previous episode where Luz compliments Eda for her looks.

The scene that everyone points to is where Amity's older sister calls Luz "cutie" and she blushes, which, based on what little info scraps we see, Jerry missed.

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Also, since Jerry likes the nitpicks; it's Wendie Malick.

I'm sorry for my rambling. I accept my autistic rankings. Let's see how badly she tackles the subject matter of waiting for a destiny and having a permanent defecit that can be managed through medication.

EDIT 2: Well it's out. Let's see what happens... (12 minutes)

Mostly neutral at this point. Complaining about the fandom and hoping that it doesn't get "worse" by her standards, which means that it MUST stay as a basic slice-of-life cartoon, there shouldn't be bad guys with character motivations, the show must remain campy and fun, et cetera. Nothing too bad, but my previous points still stand.
 
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Jerry's going to be talking about another show. This can go one of three ways:
1. He likes it and says that it's good.
2. He hates it and reinforces the narrative of "this show teaches devil worshipping" or "not enough lesbians (despite the cast being mostly female)"
3. He delays it to April 1st and makes it his April Fool's Day prank video.

In my biased opinion, 2 seems to be the most likely, with 3 in close second due to the timing of the release, but it could go either way at this point. It's Jerry, you just learn to expect the unexpected.

I like The Owl House. And if Lily hates that'll make me like it more.

Side Note: Anyone notice how the majority of the shows/movies she reviews are Disney productions?
 
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this is the difference in the approach of Mauler and Cartoshii is that they use "Rage" to emphasize their reactions and reinforce comedy, their points are presented and explained as they affect their story and their emotional response and are a bonus, they are able to admit and inform when a point and a nitpick or personal preference without damaging the discussion

Lily's approach consists of using legitimate rage to emphasize her points and reinforce the weight they have in the story and in real life, constantly talking about abuse and politics to tell how complex and profound her "knowledge" is and her smug and condescending attitude with the addition of rages and screams is his "passion and authority expressed with confidence"

Lily's argument is 90% based on intimidation, gaslighting and accusation to make your criticism seem more important and in-depth, but when you go through all this excess of emotional pojection it’s all shallow criticism
NGL, while agree with the points Cartoonshi makes, I tend to disagree with how he communicates them. The movie review is a good example of that; good points all around but the anger and the reactions felt distracting and tiring after a while. There were points where I completely agreed with him and still felt he was overreacting. And I fully admit that it’s a me thing; I’m just so burned out from angry, caustic reviewers that were spawned from Nostalgia Critic and CinemaSins.

Key differences though; his SU review had flaws but it wasn’t enough to stop me watching his other content. Lily’s SU review put me off her whole persona completely.
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Jerry's going to be talking about another show. This can go one of three ways:
1. He likes it and says that it's good.
2. He hates it and reinforces the narrative of "this show teaches devil worshipping" or "not enough lesbians (despite the cast being mostly female)"
3. He delays it to April 1st and makes it his April Fool's Day prank video.

In my biased opinion, 2 seems to be the most likely, with 3 in close second due to the timing of the release, but it could go either way at this point. It's Jerry, you just learn to expect the unexpected.

EDIT: When the video gets released, I'll post my full thoughts here so as to not take up any additional space on the thread. I've heard negative criticism of the first couple episodes already (which I'm guessing he chose to watch based on previous first impressions videos), and we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
Well with most 2010 shows dead to rights at this point, of course Lily would choose another fandom to infest, especially one with the possibilities of young lesbians. If it means she leaves Amphibia and Infinity Train alone, I see it as a lesser evil.
 
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