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Welp I just got done filing for unemployment. Doing my part to crash the system I guess. What a shitty situation.
Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big
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ColtWalker1847
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What do you put the dependappotamus fatality rate at?
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Yes, you've been quite adept at wasting tons of dollars on stupid high-risk dick measuring contests while you let your criminals run wild. Unlike (apparently) Europe.
In case my other posts don't let it clear enough. I'm not really praising Europe here. And my love for my own government has long since plumeted into an asymptotic function that just keeps getting more and more into the negative numbers. But wasting money on dick measuringbcontests that have been rushed through the early stages is really fucking stupid, and both China and the US have done it.
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I caught H1N1 from a boss who came to work after a vacay in a hotspot and spread the love because she thought she had to sweep down upon her drones and bless them with her presence. The no show bosses are bad enough, but the unbelieving micromangers, god help us.
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We have plenty of ventilators in stockpile. It's in excess of 10,000
Mike Pence
oh cool, that sounds goo....wait, 10 THOUSAND? I think that number you just said is missing a zero Mister vice president.
Mike Pence
oh cool, that sounds goo....wait, 10 THOUSAND? I think that number you just said is missing a zero Mister vice president.
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Some reporter bitch just whined about Trump calling it the "Chinese virus" at the press conference going right now, because "that's just racist!"
Trump just said that's what it is, it's not racist and he's not going to tolerate China trashing our military and blaming them for their fuck up.
The world is experiencing a global pandemic, millions will die and the economy has tanked
White House reporter: But what about China? Stop calling it kung flu! Orange cheeto racist!!
Trump just said that's what it is, it's not racist and he's not going to tolerate China trashing our military and blaming them for their fuck up.
The world is experiencing a global pandemic, millions will die and the economy has tanked
White House reporter: But what about China? Stop calling it kung flu! Orange cheeto racist!!
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The fat ones (which is most of them) get winded while shopping for boxed wine and ignoring their feral children at the commissary, so I'm optimistic for high numbers there. The ones who make a career out of trying to look hot at the gym while ignoring their feral children are about to have their dream of bathing in Jody cum come true, so outlook there is bleak. Not very many who don't land in those two categories, so whatever.
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Should probably get press creds revoked for being a foreign asset.
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lol
"Ration your mom" and people saying they're contacting the USDA
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My grocery store is totally out of shit like TP, hand soap, and rice. The first aid aisle? Completely stocked with painkillers and vitamins.
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Is anybody watching the conference? It's nuts. Trump is saying it's very contagious, comparing it to WW2, shutting down non essential procedures like at dentists, talking about how millennials are going to get it and there will be a spike in cases coming soon (but they attribute it to a backlog of tests). Stuff I heard a couple of days ago that was considered conspiracy like shutting down dental procedures is happening.
Lina Colorado
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Shitpaper is gonna be like gold soon. Family member had to drive two towns away for some ass paper.
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So how many Kiwis already got a flu or flu like symptoms?
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Work had a meeting for the employees yesterday. All workers with signs of cold/flu/Red Lung will be sent home. All workers with immunodeficiencies or other underlying health problems allowed to choose whether or not to isolate, with 1 week pay and wait times on gov't UI cut to nothing. Daily temp checks and increased cleaning to 2/hr with bleach solution in common areas. I am not the only one taking this chance to isolate.
Supermarkets around here are mostly okay, wiped out of potatoes, bags of apples and oranges. Some TP allowed with 1-2 pack restrictions. Fresh chicken and ground beef gone. No bleach or disinfecting solution available. Not one person in a mask or gloves other than myself.
We had a nasty cold run through us and our friends from early Nov thru most of December. Harsh, dry cough, runny nose, lethargy and joint pain. We are seriously wondering if that was Gen 1, and what we are seeing now ecploding is Gen 2 or 3.
Supermarkets around here are mostly okay, wiped out of potatoes, bags of apples and oranges. Some TP allowed with 1-2 pack restrictions. Fresh chicken and ground beef gone. No bleach or disinfecting solution available. Not one person in a mask or gloves other than myself.
We had a nasty cold run through us and our friends from early Nov thru most of December. Harsh, dry cough, runny nose, lethargy and joint pain. We are seriously wondering if that was Gen 1, and what we are seeing now ecploding is Gen 2 or 3.
16 pages behind over 16 hours, this thread is wildfire.
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WATCH: Trump, White House coronavirus task force hold news conference - 3/18 (FULL LIVE STREAM)
President Trump and the coronavirus task force hold a news conference at White House. White House officials are working with congressional Republicans on an ...
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Also, another circuit breaker was triggered in the stock market at the end of the speech. Usually the speeches during the day cause a pump, needless to say this one did not do that
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https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"the average person uses 1 roll per day"
Went to the store. Eggs, mulk, pasta were gone. Stores packed on a weekday in an off-hour.
Really glad that I got a lot of rice and flour a few weeks back, because I regularly ate those anyway.
Went to the store. Eggs, mulk, pasta were gone. Stores packed on a weekday in an off-hour.
Really glad that I got a lot of rice and flour a few weeks back, because I regularly ate those anyway.
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887 now. Gotta say. So far I've wanted to wage China's response so I have no one on ignore but I'm starting to think Uncle Joe got the right idea, the chink shills aren't even worth responding to at this point.
I keep bursting into tears and laughter at times. Imagine being told that your entire region is going to be left to rot and told to slave away for the rest to boot. Sanxhez, if you ever thought of reelection, you better get ready for a fuckton of electoral fraud, because NO ONE will forget this one. Iglesias apparently was the one that talked with the Catalonians so yet again Podemos saves our asses. And hilariously enough Vox is helping them this time, specially by screwing over the PP that has once again opposed them on everything for no reason. Seems Vox also want to renationalize every needed industry. Can you imagine that? Fascists helping commies make deals with oligarchic globalists to fix the crisis caused by the supposed "center/moderates"? Welcome to spain. We've all gone insane long ago. I feel broken.
To be fair. That's just classic Karen turist behavior. No matter the nationality they're all like that. Hilarious though.
Nah, our cops here deal with this once every few hours on high turism months. They've probably just spent the whole trip making fun of her. It's basically a sport at this point.
Not just that. They made a solar HIGHWAY. Hey remember how Tfoot mentioned the faster and more heavy you go over the glass the most damage it does to it? Yep. That's what they chose to build roads meant to be traveled at 120km/h in trucks! The results were easy to predict.
Heh. And here I thought our "vox" was the one that spewed the most shit. Not anymore! Yes I'm starting a vox measuring contest I need this ok today was rough.
I keep bursting into tears and laughter at times. Imagine being told that your entire region is going to be left to rot and told to slave away for the rest to boot. Sanxhez, if you ever thought of reelection, you better get ready for a fuckton of electoral fraud, because NO ONE will forget this one. Iglesias apparently was the one that talked with the Catalonians so yet again Podemos saves our asses. And hilariously enough Vox is helping them this time, specially by screwing over the PP that has once again opposed them on everything for no reason. Seems Vox also want to renationalize every needed industry. Can you imagine that? Fascists helping commies make deals with oligarchic globalists to fix the crisis caused by the supposed "center/moderates"? Welcome to spain. We've all gone insane long ago. I feel broken.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
POOL HAS BEEN CLOSED.
REPEAT.
POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO CHINKAIDS!
Video: https://twitter.com/i/status/1239885738667319297
Article: https://thehooksite.com/british-wom...d-arrested-for-ignoring-coronavirus-lockdown/
Archive: https://archive.vn/eLpHt
British Woman Dragged Out Of Tenerife Pool And Arrested For Ignoring Coronavirus Lockdown
Yesterday, in a video shared on Facebook a British woman was filmed being dragged from a Tenerife hotel’s pool and arrested for ‘violating’ quarantine rules.
It appears the unidentified bikini-clad woman was demanding a room upgrade and came to be in the pool in a form of protest.
She can be heard complaining about being trapped in her room for seven days and demanding an upgrade before a man, later found to be a police officer, suddenly stands up and jumps in the pool to retrieve her whilst the person recording shouts: “Go on mate, get in there and nick her”.
The person filming can also be heard saying: “We’d all like an upgrade, love”.
To which she adds: “I’d like a suite”.
The on-looking crowd can be heard cheering as the female commentator yells: “Well done!”.
Adding: “Stupid cow. She’s silly, isn’t she”.
The protestor is then grabbed by another officer, who is dressed in uniform and then restrained and held to the floor, to the sound of some ‘boos’ from the crowd.
Not the commentator though – as she says: “She deserves that”.
The woman is then escorted away from the pool to the sound of sirens.
Fellow quarantined guest, James O’Neill from Dorset said: “She was British”.
“What I do know is that the man who jumped in to force her out was another policeman”.
“He stripped won to his shorts by the pool before jumping in”.
“I’ve not seen her since”, added James.
The video has since circulated on social media racking up views of over 192,000 and shared more than 3,000 times.
The woman was staying at Paradise Park Hotel and they continue to be on lockdown following authority’s advice to keep tourists in their rooms.
James claims Brits were being well looked after by the hotel team.
“We’re confined to rooms during the day, which is frustrating, but we are able to go to the restaurant at mealtimes as usual”, he explained.
Adding: “The staff here are being really friendly. There’s not much they can do about the situation”.
And you’d imagine the last thing they would be considering are room upgrades for such plucky guests – especially, when the woman was putting both herself and fellow guests and staff at risk in her pool protest stunt.
To be fair. That's just classic Karen turist behavior. No matter the nationality they're all like that. Hilarious though.
Nah, our cops here deal with this once every few hours on high turism months. They've probably just spent the whole trip making fun of her. It's basically a sport at this point.
Not just that. They made a solar HIGHWAY. Hey remember how Tfoot mentioned the faster and more heavy you go over the glass the most damage it does to it? Yep. That's what they chose to build roads meant to be traveled at 120km/h in trucks! The results were easy to predict.
This is beginning to suck.
Haven't left the house since Friday at 5 pm.
If it were just me and my husband, I would be more like "meh ...." OK whatever ... But don't want to take risks with two little kids and a fetus.
Cases in LA County have doubled in the past couple of days.
Now this is going to go on for the next couple of years?
I am skeptical about this "herd immunity" being that there is not much evidence for it,
Heh. And here I thought our "vox" was the one that spewed the most shit. Not anymore! Yes I'm starting a vox measuring contest I need this ok today was rough.
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