Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Rabbit Bones]

Mama Bushart showed up in the comments of Sammies crying video. The sheer gall it takes to accuse your mother of wanting to fuck your piece of shit felon ex is staggering. At least she isn't screeching about racism, I guess. I feel so bad for Mama Bushart. She doesn't need this shit.

 

[wimzi]

What the fuck is Kyle Birt a Golden Retriever? What kind of rétardation makes you type exclusively in bizarre fragments? “Worry friend” “Cry don’t wong” what??

 

[bluegenius8585]

Mama Bushart showed up in the comments of Sammies crying video. The sheer gall it takes to accuse your mother of wanting to fuck your piece of shit felon ex is staggering. At least she isn't screeching about racism, I guess. I feel so bad for Mama Bushart. She doesn't need this shit.
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She talks like some 12 year old who thinks they are gangsta

 

[Pargon]

And to think, she can vote.

If it helps, I'm sure she doesn't. She'd need to take the cock out of her mouth to manage that.

What the fuck is Kyle Birt a Golden Retriever? What kind of rétardation makes you type exclusively in bizarre fragments? “Worry friend” “Cry don’t wong” what??

Sammie, and just about every fat white woman in Facebook, has collected admirers from Africa and the subcontinent in the past. They all as a rule type in broken English. Whether that's because they're lusting that hard after unwashed American pussy or because of the quality of education, I'll leave that to the scholars.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sammie, and just about every fat white woman in Facebook, has collected admirers from Africa and the subcontinent in the past. They all as a rule type in broken English. Whether that's because they're lusting that hard after unwashed American pussy or because of the quality of education, I'll leave that to the scholars.

The wild thing is, I don't think Kyle is one of those people. Sammie has a lot of Africans and Pakis on her friends list, but Kyle is friends with a lot of people in Arkansas who aren't fat white women. I think he's just another actually re.tarded guy in Sammies social circle.

 

[Tard Repository]

Mama Bushart showed up in the comments of Sammies crying video. The sheer gall it takes to accuse your mother of wanting to fuck your piece of shit felon ex is staggering. At least she isn't screeching about racism, I guess. I feel so bad for Mama Bushart. She doesn't need this shit.
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You know I would be on Mama B's side if she actually grew a backbone and banned Sammie from the couch and kids. Her presence is doing more harm than good and those kids are gonna grow up very confused if SamSam sticks around.

But, really, since Mama's being the biggest pushover and doormat available, that isn't happening, she gets no sympathy, and occasionally we get that good fresh mi.lk from familial hillbilly fights. Love it.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Someone sent me all this. Dalton is out of jail and back with Kim again. They're moving up in the world-they went from a bed bug infested Motel 6 at the airport to the Wyndam. It's a fairly nice hotel in NLR, across the river from the tourist area of town (And the library Sammie used to lurk at) But it isn't $300 a night. It's about $80. I'm assuming Dalton had a few SSI checks saved up from his time in jail so he has money to blow. He also took Kim to the most classy of classy places... a Benihana.

She looks like an obese lesbian.

For some reason, Kim friended Sammies sister... and than got into a fight with her.

Also, he kid is apparently fucked medically, but whatever, that just means a better shot at a SSI check for him, right?

 

[stuffandthings]

It’s really difficult to believe that this woman is actually a mother. She has the maturity of a preteen girl. It’s really odd and surreal to watch her in videos acting like this. And to think, she can vote.

A preteen girl? I remember being a preteen girl. Most five year olds are better at maintaining consistency in their relationships and their own self image. She has the emotional maturity of an actual infant, just with the language skills of someone older.

And she has the grammar and spelling skills of a hammer being dropped on the keyboard of a computer with a very ambitious auto-correct.

 

[Chihiro]

Someone sent me all this. Dalton is out of jail and back with Kim again. They're moving up in the world-they went from a bed bug infested Motel 6 at the airport to the Wyndam. It's a fairly nice hotel in NLR, across the river from the tourist area of town (And the library Sammie used to lurk at) But it isn't $300 a night. It's about $80. I'm assuming Dalton had a few SSI checks saved up from his time in jail so he has money to blow. He also took Kim to the most classy of classy places... a Benihana.
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She looks like an obese lesbian.
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For some reason, Kim friended Sammies sister... and than got into a fight with her.
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Also, he kid is apparently fucked medically, but whatever, that just means a better shot at a SSI check for him, right?
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So was her son in the hospital while they were partying it up in that motel? Real class act.

 

[yasscat]

And she has the grammar and spelling skills of a hammer being dropped on the keyboard of a computer with a very ambitious auto-correct.

I fucking cackled.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

So was her son in the hospital while they were partying it up in that motel? Real class act.

Hopefully. That kid seems to have enough issues without watching his hog of a mother get banged by a homeless lunatic on the one bed in that room. (Not that I think the poor kid hasn't seen that before.)

 

[SnarkySperg]

It’s really difficult to believe that this woman is actually a mother. She has the maturity of a preteen girl. It’s really odd and surreal to watch her in videos acting like this. And to think, she can vote.

I'm actually surprised anyone is willing to fuck her. She's in a gray area where I'm unsure if she can truly consent to sex. If she is able, it's barely.

 

[Parthenos]

Hopefully. That kid seems to have enough issues without watching his hog of a mother get banged by a homeless lunatic on the one bed in that room. (Not that I think the poor kid hasn't seen that before.)

With all these mom hoes with toddlers I see on Kiwifarms, I'm convinced it's only a matter of time before one of those kids turns out like Rorschach or something.

 

[Dovahshit]

So I had another post written up, but I'm canning it in favor of this. Sammie is fucking insane. She's gleefully exceptional in the first video, and whoever that other girls is OBSCENELY annoying. And hour passed between the first video and the second and in that time she apparently got a little emotional. The second video is the one you need to watch. Sammie goes apeshit. That there's apparently a re.tarded person in the shanty parroting Sammies bullshit to her makes it even weirder. It's amazing that her telling Antonio she'd kill herself to be with him didn't work! Men usually love that kind of shit.
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holy shit, i never seen someone sobbing like that, shes like a hysteric 2 year old who didnt get her sippy cup.
or in this case. a black weenie

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Someone sent me all this. Dalton is out of jail and back with Kim again. They're moving up in the world-they went from a bed bug infested Motel 6 at the airport to the Wyndam. It's a fairly nice hotel in NLR, across the river from the tourist area of town (And the library Sammie used to lurk at) But it isn't $300 a night. It's about $80. I'm assuming Dalton had a few SSI checks saved up from his time in jail so he has money to blow. He also took Kim to the most classy of classy places... a Benihana.

there's no need to badmouth Benihana

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sammies 'niece' seems to be actually mentally disabled. Which makes it a little alarming that she's hanging around with Sammie. But anyway, Sammie spends four minuets babbling about how some girl Antonio knows is actually a man named "PP" who started jerking off on cam or something. I don't REALLY think this happened... I think she's just trying to get Antonio riled up thinking he's been talking to a dude. A plan that's going to fail, because he isn't friends with her on Facebook.

This one is fucking long, has lots of dead air, but it has some gold. It's Sammie screaming about men, expressing violent urges towards Antonio, and expressing confusion as to why her 'boyfriend' of a day untagged himself in a post of 30 images declaring her eternal love for him.

There's also a disgusting scene of her eating with her hands, smacking with an open mouth, sucking her fingers, screaming about soda and eating candy. Clearly she's working on getting her middle school body back hard. She babbles about Antonio some. She expresses an interest in going to Africa... apparently to get AIDs. She also said she sent money to a fucking Nigerian scammer to buy an airplane ticket to come bang her.

But this video features the best Sammie quote I've heard in a while.

"I want to go up there to see my cousins, Marshall, Brittany and Katie, but you know, I don't want to get to get there and have the earthquake come along and kill me"
"Where do they stay at? In California"
".......Las Vegas? But, uh, Marshall is actually from here. He's from Detroit. And Detroit ain't far from here."
Sammie. It's a 12 hour drive. Also, of the three people listed, only one of them actually lives in Las Vegas. But Brittany lives in Las Vegas Nevada, not California.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Sammies 'niece' seems to be actually mentally disabled. Which makes it a little alarming that she's hanging around with Sammie. But anyway, Sammie spends four minuets babbling about how some girl Antonio knows is actually a man named "PP" who started jerking off on cam or something. I don't REALLY think this happened... I think she's just trying to get Antonio riled up thinking he's been talking to a dude. A plan that's going to fail, because he isn't friends with her on Facebook.
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This one is fucking long, has lots of dead air, but it has some gold. It's Sammie screaming about men, expressing violent urges towards Antonio, and expressing confusion as to why her 'boyfriend' of a day untagged himself in a post of 30 images declaring her eternal love for him.
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There's also a disgusting scene of her eating with her hands, smacking with an open mouth, sucking her fingers, screaming about soda and eating candy. Clearly she's working on getting her middle school body back hard. She babbles about Antonio some. She expresses an interest in going to Africa... apparently to get AIDs. She also said she sent money to a fucking Nigerian scammer to buy an airplane ticket to come bang her.

But this video features the best Sammie quote I've heard in a while.

"I want to go up there to see my cousins, Marshall, Brittany and Katie, but you know, I don't want to get to get there and have the earthquake come along and kill me"
"Where do they stay at? In California"
".......Las Vegas? But, uh, Marshall is actually from here. He's from Detroit. And Detroit ain't far from here."
Sammie. It's a 12 hour drive. Also, of the three people listed, only one of them actually lives in Las Vegas. But Brittany lives in Las Vegas Nevada, not California.

The distinctive chirp of the fire alarm with a dying battery is so specific

Edited to fix typo

 

[Trombonista]

How long until we reach her weight in pages? I'm guessing about 50 more pages (assuming 1 page= 1 pound).

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Well, we're onto yet another nigga. Meet Chris Metcalf.

This one however, HAS married an obese white woman, so maybe there's hope for Sammie. No idea when he and this earth angel broke up, but she's currently listing herself as separated on her profile and has changed her last name back. There's still a good chance that Sammie is just a nut and dump rebound for him, if even that.

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Chris seems to be somehow associated with a fire department, though I don't know to what extent. Assuming he does live in Biscoe like his profile says, he's at best a volunteer. That said, he's alluded to having multiple jobs in recent posts, so unlike most of Sammies niggas, at least Chris seems to have to drive to try and be an adult.

I give this one a day or two till he realizes he's in over his head and runs. He has a HUGE family, and they seem fairly involved in his life. He had a decently active comments section, all with local people. I think once Sammie starts posting him in a million gross sex memes a day and pledging her undying love and talking about how many kids she wants, he's going to jet.

 

[stuffandthings]

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Holy crap! It's the third Slaton sister!