‘Cats’ fans demand Universal Pictures to ‘release the butthole cut’

I can't hear Seth Rogan and Twitter in the same sentence without being reminded how his own wife said she'd cuck him with that meathead Cernovich. Which is even more embarrassing when you consider the fact Cernovich can get Rogan to sperg out.

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XYZpdq said:
I admit I didn't pay close attention to parts and there was sporadic money falling from the sky and pinatas and stuff, but I don't recall a lot of instances where there was a butt pointed at the screen in a way that a butthole could even be visible?
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There were definitely times when the cats were crawling around facing away from the camera.
 
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Everyone is like 'all the ridiculous shit they left in the movie, why did they even care about buttholes' but they don't realise the truth - whether through coincidence or dark providence, all of the buttholes in the film follow the shape and form of the abraxas invocation circle - and when more than two of them are on screen at once they align into the yosher sefirot configuration, compelling the viewer to remove their own eyes by any means necessary, if their mind can handle it. Universal had no choice but to remove the buttholes - if enough people were transformed by its majesty they would have summoned that rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem.

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Somewhere one of my friends who was able to make a studio pay first to get his own celeb furry buttporn and then hide it from the world is seething that other people are going to get to see his personal stash.
 
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