Twitter 3/18/20 - BABScon cancelled and Chris's rant on Coronavirus

[lurk_moar]

Young healthy Chinese doctors and nurses have died from this even with the right PPE, and all Chris cares about is a a social gathering for creepy fans of cartoon horses. Every. Single. Event. Has. Been. Canceled. Schools and restaurants are closed. This is so serious business, folks and ain’t a joke.

 

[Glowie]

Chris: "I foresaw this happening but chose to do nothing because I wouldn't catch da virus if I remained ignorant of its symptoms, because you can psychosomatically catch a virus just by thinking about it too hard. Also, dis is just da Merge's way of thinning the herd and it'll all be over soon."

That's the most galaxy-brained take anyone has ever had on anything. It's so obvious that he's just throwing a tantrum about Babscon getting canceled and trying to make himself feel better by retreating into his delusions and asserting his godly "control" over the whole thing. I also like how he betrays his total ignorance of how science and the economy works re: vaccines. Yes, they're testing one, but initial clinical trials are a long fucking way from an effective and mass-produced vaccine.

Spoilers to Merge, Chris is pro eugenics and ethnic cleansing. I doubt that classic Chris clawing it's way out stopped hating the blacks.

 

[Chan Fan]

I know Chris doesn't work at all and even then right now it's a pipe dream at best since both the Senate and House need to agree and the big man himself has to sign it into effect but will Chris qualify?

He apparently thinks he qualifies for maternity leave so, why not?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Young healthy Chinese doctors and nurses have died from this even with the right PPE, and all Chris cares about is a a social gathering for creepy fans of cartoon horses. Every. Single. Event. Has. Been. Canceled. Schools and restaurants are closed. This is so serious business, folks and ain’t a joke.

Sure. Coronavirus killed them.

Have faith in the merge!

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Trying my best not to A-log, but...seriously, Chris, fuck you. That series of tweets is some of the most vapid, ignorant, condescending shit that you've ever written.

Cases spreading worldwide? A rising death toll? Sure, this may not be the Great Plague, but it's telling that it only gets him riled when it means that he can't go to his shitty pony show.

The worst part is there’s no consideration for his elderly mother whatsoever.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wow, he's taken to wearing a 3M Brand mask too sometimes.

Truth be told folks, with Chris's latest trooning out costumes, now a mask, he's literally ready for the post apocalyptic Mad-Max/Tank Girl society that we're quickly heading towards.

Funny thing I'm watching road warrior now and...UK the guy with the skinned animal on his head? Toadie?

Just replace Those dolls with a couple Funko Pops and put the nightstar plushie on his head and we have our post apocalyptic Chris.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And have him gain about five stones of blubber.

 

[A Grey Cat]

And have him gain about five stones of blubber.

The only question remaining is would the raider gangs pimp him out or eat him? He doesn't have anything of value unless his healing rocks end up becoming the NWO's currency, and he's not exactly tough enough to take control.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The only question remaining is would the raider gangs pimp him out or eat him? He doesn't have anything of value unless his healing rocks end up becoming the NWO's currency, and he's not exactly tough enough to take control.

Chris has no use for toilet paper now so I don't see what the raiders would have to gain from him post coronapocalipse.

 

[Space.Muffin]

I heard that masks are for people that are sick or have symptoms, and you should use 'em just for a short period of time before replacing it. How much you bet that he's using one unique mask all day everyday?

I'm a little tired of Chris saying he "foresaw" something WAY after it happened. I feel like aliens could come to Earth, land on Branchland Court, knock on his door and shoot him in the scrotum and he would be like "Ah yes, I foresaw that. No biggie".

Part of me wishes he got corona'd to see how his "goddess powers" deal with the virus, but with his reclusive lifestyle he's been in quarantine before it even happened ... ... ... Huh, maybe he did foresaw this coming.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

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Pretty sure you were banned from attending anyway, Chris.

 

[A Grey Cat]

⅝7

Pretty sure you were banned from attending anyway, Chris.

He was banned from a new con still ongoing as of now, seaQuestria fest

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I love Chris-watching most of the time but sometimes his selfish and re.tarded antics reach the point where it's not funny anymore

It's always funny to me.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

His tirade seemed pointless until he said that his hand sanitizer has aloe in it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've always known that he's a fat idiot, but this might be the stupidest collection of things that he's ever said. And given his complete lack of understanding of the situation, I think it's almost a guarantee that he's going to contract the virus, and then give it to Barblax. Should be interesting, to say the least.


You'd think after a lifetime of being Chris, he'd be used to people not wanting to be around him.

Completely agree. How can he get so upset about social isolation when he's been on involuntary social isolation hos entire life.

His point that people need to just calm down about a virus with a great than 80% recovery rate and not loose their fucking minds is the reasonable part.

But, it's not due to common sense, it's because he's acting like a petulant child, who needs to be slapped around by a 6 foot 5, muscular father figure. He reminds me of that ancillary character "Gavin" from the Simpsons.

I wouldn't call his words reasonable, he seems convinced that stressing out about the disease will make him contract it, and knowing him that's not an autistic nonsense metaphor.

That's his motto in life. "Don't worry about it, relax, and touch yourself."

How much you bet that he's using one unique mask all day everyday?

How much would you like to bet he drew Sonichus on it and is getting high off the fumes believing the CPU goddesses are downloading info into hos brain.

 

[Voltaire]

God, I love Chris. There is no circumstance serious enough to take precedent over kid's cartoons for him. I wish I could be that resilient and unbothered about the state of the world.

Not all heroes wear capes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Not all heroes wear capes.

Not all of them shit their britches either.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Chris: "I foresaw this happening but chose to do nothing because I wouldn't catch da virus if I remained ignorant of its symptoms, because you can psychosomatically catch a virus just by thinking about it too hard. Also, dis is just da Merge's way of thinning the herd and it'll all be over soon."

His magical thinking kicking in hardcore as cope, something we've certainly seen before. One could reasonably foresee this circumstance, but Chris of course cuts into goddess crap. I wonder if he in any way was prepared for this or just straight assumed everything was gonna be OK.

I'm amazed he's wearing a mask not relying on horsey magicks. Barb's influene? Sounds a bit more like her than him.

 

[Spergichu]

I love that Chris uses neurotypical as an insult.

It's his own speshul way of telling normies to get out.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is the closest we've gotten to blarns. I want Chris to be arrested for trying to mace people with corona.