DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[EmperorGoutatine]

Calls the game boring, while camping and running away from gunfire.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Wow he instantly started this game like a little bitch. Refused to watch the opening cutscene for no reason and just sat there on the ps4 dashboard. It’s like he’s having his period

never mind he’s just acting like a massive fucking baby, literally whining because he has to play the training mode. I feel like I just got a weird glimpse into how little dave reacted when his parents didn’t get him the Wolverine toy. But he loves doing this!

 

[Salubrious]

DSP is camping, hiding in staircases, and had the balls to call the game boring.

Edit: He finally got into a firefight, lost, and said that "the game got choppy."

 

[Wing Zero]

DSP is camping, hiding in staircases, and had the balls to call the game boring.

Edit: He finally got into a firefight, lost, and said that "the game got choppy."

Can't wait to see him try and hide in Doom Eternal. That game is gonna destroy him unless he puts it on Too Young To Die difficulty.

 

[NursezillaX]

Also WTF with those morning updates. Did he seriously say he can now see the carpet after vacuuming?! Wtf bro I gotta clean my house at least once a week, sometimes twice just cause I like feeling everything is on point

Keep in mind that this is the same clown who, when he gives a breakdown of how 'packed' his days are so he has NO time to exercise, read a book, etc., always includes 'chores and things that need done around the house'. It's always annoyed me because it's just two of them, so what the hell could possibly need to be done on a daily basis that is so time consuming, but to know that it's not cleaning, the one thing that it COULD be, is just ridiculous...

 

[Salubrious]

He's under financial pressure because he has to buy two new games and pay bills this week, so he's not feeling well.

Also, yesterday threw his schedule off somehow.

 

[tzgnilki]

"i'm under financial pressure to buy 2 games and pay bills"

mr adult btw

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Why does he have to buy brand new games all the time? He's shown he has an audience for older stuff.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He's under financial pressure because he has to buy two new games and pay bills this week, so he's not feeling well.

Also, yesterday threw his schedule off somehow.

"i'm under financial pressure to buy 2 games and pay bills"

mr adult btw

I don't see why he even needs to buy those games
His paypigs just want him to play Minecraft all day
And no one is asking for Animal Crossing

 

[Salubrious]

I don't see why he even needs to buy those games
His paypigs just want him to play Minecraft all day
And no one is asking for Animal Crossing

Someone asked him and he said something to the effect of "how else am I supposed to judge the hot new releases?"

2020 and he still relies on those Day 1 AAA views. Several days after bigger streamers have already played the game.

DSP has been talking about Storage Wars for like 10 minutes now.


Edit: DSP died because he wandered into a giant room without checking his corners. Then he complains that handguns are unrealistically accurate from 30 feet away. Then complains that auto-revives are pointless because he'll just immediately get killed again.

I legit don't know what DSP wants from this game. He does everything possible to avoid gunfights, then complains that the game is too boring.

 

[Shambler]

phil had an auto revive and instead of using it let the guy reload and shoot him again
"what was i supposed to do get up and let him shoot me"
the man was reloading phil, you literally had him dead to rights.
there is no advantage you can give this man in which he cannot immediately turn it into a negative

 

[SojiroSakura]

"not very impressive so far you guys"
can't camp in a bathroom, game sucks

 

[Salubrious]

DSP literally just wandered to a helicopter and didn't take it.

Game is boring though.


Edit: How do you play CoD for so long and not realize that shooting people in the legs is less damaging than headshots?

 

[tzgnilki]

after 2 games

"this game doesn't impress me"

 

[actually]

DSP literally just wandered to a helicopter and didn't take it.

Game is boring though.

He also thinks that in the Gulag his opponent had a different loadout. He also swears up and down that he hit the opponent 6 or 7 times. Except you can see the opponent's health bar, which only dropped 2 times. Meanwhile, he fucking stood in thermite, screen flashing red, and then wonders how his opponent died.

Oh, and Battle Royales "just exist". Nevermind that the big streamers pull in tens of thousands of viewers to them. They're obviously just terrible.

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP literally just wandered to a helicopter and didn't take it.

Game is boring though.


Edit: How do you play CoD for so long and not realize that shooting people in the legs is less damaging than headshots?

I figured out a while ago that any criticism aimed at the game is actually DSP criticizing himself subconsciously. He's boring and he knows it deep down.

 

[Salubrious]

He also thinks that in the Gulag his opponent had a different loadout. He also swears up and down that he hit the opponent 6 or 7 times. Except you can see the opponent's health bar, which only dropped 2 times. Meanwhile, he fucking stood in thermite, screen flashing red, and then wonders how his opponent died.

Oh, and Battle Royales "just exist". Nevermind that the big streamers pull in tens of thousands of viewers to them. They're obviously just terrible.

According to this screenshot I took, DSP had both thermite and a stun grenade.

This is what I mentioned 2 pages ago, DSP chooses not to be situationally aware. Then he ran straight at the guy and is shocked he was killed.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

And no one is asking for Animal Crossing

It's replacing Pokemon as the 'pay to name everything' shit game.

 

[actually]

And Phil has proudly found a corner to camp out in.

Edit: And he also has no idea that armor keeps people alive.

Edit 2: And whale o' the night "bishop of mercy" comes in with $60 because he believes poor Philip can't afford the games Phil's demeanor immediately perks up now that he's gotten his hit.

 

[Salubrious]

And Phil has proudly found a corner to camp out in.

DSP won't engage unless he has a phaser gun or something.

And he just got a $60 tip, so expect DSP to be happy the rest of the night.