Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[Meowthkip]

Nah, it's a fad with Tumblr girls with a high metabolism to be "trans fat."

I thought that was just the one person who claimed that and it turned out they were a troll.

 

[lolwut]

I thought that was just the one person who claimed that and it turned out they were a troll.

It's another example of Poe's Law in action. (Tumblr-trolls + Fat Acceptance Movement) - Health Food Blogs = Nobody knows whose serious, everyone's autistic, and lolwut dies a little inside.

 

[Wolf Fetuses]

I still agree with @Karnon, Springtrapp is basically Vade 2.0 - she's prime cow material. She believes she is a deity stuck in a human body (that she refuses to take care of), she believes she's every character from FNAF, she has breakdowns on a daily basis, she cries wolf about suicide on a weekly basis, she has a made up gender, she fishes for hugbox even harder than most tucute tumblr kids and to top it off, she just fucked a 16-year-old, despite often whining about the fact that she was taken advantage of by a 20-something when she was 16. My point is, we've already had weens expose this thread to her ahead of time, and there's still a fair bit of A-Logging going on in this thread, and I'm kind of doubting that all of it is to do with her use of "it" pronouns. Let's not waste good milk, guys.

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Didn't somebody here literally say 'she's the kind of kid that would have loved HTF and been kin of Flippy in 2008'?

 

[harvey dirdban]

I thought that was just the one person who claimed that and it turned out they were a troll.

Yeah that was just Jenn, I don't think anyone else has tried it.

 

[LordGoomy]

 

[noisemachine]

Why would anyone want to be otherkin of her...or any tumblr user in general? Those people have to be trolling.

Well, "factkin" is unfortunately becoming a thing. I don't remember if it was mentioned here or not, but it's some new trend with these kids where you're kin of an actual person. Wish I was making that up but no, there are people that believe it's an a-okay thing to do.

 

[fishercat]

All the deaths she answers to are so elaborate. Nobody goes "I'd pick you off with a sniper rifle when you least expect it" or "I'd give you carbon monoxide poisoning."

That's because she's asking for torture porn.

 

[Boundman]

Well, "factkin" is unfortunately becoming a thing. I don't remember if it was mentioned here or not, but it's some new trend with these kids where you're kin of an actual person. Wish I was making that up but no, there are people that believe it's an a-okay thing to do.

Yeah, she used to be 'factkin' until she decided it was "problematic" or something and then they suddenly disappeared soley by her decision. The irony of her proclaiming her other identities are valid when she just through some out the window when they no longer served her went amiss.

 

[Meowthkip]

That's because she's asking for torture porn.

I'd rather be efficient.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I'd rather be efficient.

"I would pimp slap you for being such a spaz (ableism!), tell you to grow up, and politely excuse myself from the room."

 

[Pancake]

can someone explain what this means?

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

can someone explain what this means?

All three games in the Five Nights at Freddy's series were released within the span of a year. They're referencing the idiom "beating a dead horse" by overworking an idea when it can be resolved and left as it is. A lot of people will argue that, despite all the lore the second and third game expanded upon, nothing substantial was added to gameplay other that "there are more things now!" and it could have ended with the first.

 

[harvey dirdban]

Am I the only one who reads FNAF as a word? Especially when it's all lowercase?

 

[Wolf Fetuses]

Springtrapp's fuckbuddy is encountering problems with the flack from their little rendezvous, it seems.

EDIT:

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This person is heavier than Springtrapp?

 

[DN 420]

i'm impressed that springtrapp's minor fuckbuddy was found.

i don't think so much flak should be given, the age difference isn't that big. i mean it's not like anybody can get pregnant, right? there are no penises involved here, i think. confusing ass tumblr.

 

[fishercat]

I'm just amused that she posted pictures of her hickies.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

I'm amazed spergtrap (whoever coined this, I love you) found someone willing to fuck her at all. While I'm not that interested in the sex lives of disgusting teenagers, this fallout has been grand.

Unrelated, why the hell does she keep saying 'uncomfy' instead of 'uncomfortable'? Is this a stupid tumblr trend? Vade did this too. It's a very small thing, but something about it is irritating as fuck and I have no idea why

 

[Wolf Fetuses]

i'm impressed that springtrapp's minor fuckbuddy was found.

i don't think so much flak should be given, the age difference isn't that big. i mean it's not like anybody can get pregnant, right? there are no penises involved here, i think. confusing ass tumblr.

She pretty much gave them up, she posted that they liked the picture of her hickies and gave a name. Only like 6 bizarre individuals liked them, only one called Jeremy. no shit is too minor!

But I agree on the second point. It's just that she claims she herself was taken advantage of by someone a few years older when she was 16 as a justifier for this, that's weird.

 

[CrispyBacon]

Unrelated, why the hell does she keep saying 'uncomfy' instead of 'uncomfortable'? Is this a stupid tumblr trend? Vade did this too. It's a very small thing, but something about it is irritating as fuck and I have no idea why

I have never heard or seen someone use "uncomfy" outside of tumblr so I can only assume "stupid tumblr trend" is the correct answer.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I remember the last time I got a hickey and I was like "Bitch how old are you" so seeing that this is the result of a sixteen year old surprises me not at all