Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

I get why you find her repulsive (I do to), but I'm not seeing the continued success for her. I think the Alec incident ended her influence.

Since that incident, she's received no new comic gigs. Only one article tried to defend her, and it was written by a fellow lolcow for Wired and was widely panned. The rest of her pseudo-journo pals were silent and remain so. To this day, whenever she tries to make a wide audience post on Twitter, it gets flooded with "OK murderer" and similar posts. I strongly suspect the job she's touting is the same do-nothing "narrative" gig she's had with Heart Machine for a while, so congrats to Heart Machine for making sure I'll never buy their indie games.

I think you're very right. Zoe has peaked and will never reach those heights again.

At the peak of Gamergate, article after article was written about how poor Zoe was the victim above all victims. She was raking in cash from Patreon simply for existing. People all over Twitter were White Knighting her as if their lives depended on it. Numerous sites were scrubbing even the slightest negative comment about her. She got a sweet book deal with a possible option to have a movie made starring Scarlett Johansson. She was "running" a "charity" to help other "victims" ike herself. Zoe got invited to talk to the UN. She had a lawyer that cost thousands of dollars an hour representing her against her ex, Eron. Zoe was working on a FMV game and got $85,000 to make it! The world was her oyster.

Since then, it's gone all downhill. Even on the 5th anniversary of the zoepost, there were only a few half hearted articles that failed to add a few seconds to her expired 15 minutes. Her Patreon is a mere fraction of what she got at her peak, and Alec's death only provided a slight boost that did not last for long. Her comic book series got canned after 6 issues, and the only work since then has been two one shots for IDW and DC, and a short story for Marvel. Her book gathered dust on the shelves and that movie with ScarJo is about as likely to happen as a biography of Aretha Franklin starring Tom Hanks. Her appearance at the UN was so embarrassing that Anita distanced herself from Chelsea afterwards and her budding career as an anti-cyberbullying advocate died right there and then. Eron was winning his case with the pro-bono help of one of the most elite lawyers in the world, and Zoe had to drop the charges before the case would end up exposing her as a lying, manipulative whore. Her "game" never got made, and years later, even some of the most hard core WK's are still asking about where the game is and where the money went. CON shuttered, and all she got out of that was the embarrassment of letting Ron Marmalade use it to be a sex pest to two dozen women and an angry attic gnome who will stop at nothing to get back in her good graces.

As you mentioned, now she gets several tweets a day calling her out for what she did to Alec, and Twitter doesn't come swooping in to rescue yon fair damsel anymore. Time was, someone could merely call her a slut, and they would be banned and the offending Tweet would be deleted before you could blink. Not anymore. Between Chelsea's constant dramatics (like her spergout at Candace Owens), her broken promises, and what's left of her looks fading, she's going to have to resort more and more on sex work....I mean, "Japanese trips" to make ends meet. If you look at all the people who propped her up and defended her, almost all of them have lost their jobs, been accused/guilty of sexually harassment, and/or lost all relevance. No wonder nobody wants to stick their neck out for her anymore.
 
Now exploitable for your photoshopping pleasures.
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Hah, wow, the white trash on her is apparent in her clothes as well. Maybe it's my preference for women in racing tracksuits, but the whole "flannel rough and tough looking leather with casual clothes while riding a motorcycle" is outright trashy to hell with me. I've seen photos too of white trash women riding motorcycles also wiping out while wearing nothing but ripped jeans and sleeveless spaghetti straps on. It's like Darwin's way of saying "this woman is very stupid and you should not pass on your genes with her".
Looky here!

ZQ has braided her dollar store extensions and pinned them to the back of her head. They don't match her real hair in color or texture, but I guess it's close enough for 397 thirsty omegas.


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At last, her weeaboo self has become evident. It's all coming together now.
 
On KotakuInAction, when I brought up how inexplicable it was that Blowey Zoey ever found any success in her career despite being so obviously toxic and suffering from severe personality disorders, someone pointed out something that I thought made a lot of sense: Many of the people in Valkenburger's line of work (tech media, etc.) tend to also have personality disorders, because people get a lot of attention and notoriety in those types of circles.

Volkswagonberg became successful in a vacuum of people who were also major sufferers of BPD, narcissism, detachment disorders. Its filled with abusers and co-dependent people. The only difference with Zoe is how obvious, public and exaggerated its been. That's also why her career collapsed: she was really bad at hiding it, and people could only cover her for so long before she either drove them away with her abuse or screwed up so badly (IE: the Alec incident) that they couldn't save face anymore.

So, the reason Blowey Zoey got so big and popular in shit media circles is because they're a cesspit of toxic personalities that she fits into like a glove.
 
This is not good. Worlds are colliding.

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What would Anita and Zoe talk about if they were alone together? Does facade come off and they laugh about the fools they're conning? Or do they keep pretending to believe in what they're doing? It reminds me of Kruschev confessing his past Trotskyism to Stalin. Everyone in the inner party has to keep up that facade all the time even though no one believes in it. It's so weird.
I 100% believe everything they are done is motivated by ego. They don't care about anyone or any industry. They care about being seen as good people, or at least as people that are trying to "better" industries. They also define what better is and how to apply it to an industry.
 
Gamergate baffles me because I can tell what Zoe Quinn is just by looking at her. If I knew nothing about her and saw her I would assume she made a game a 1st grader could make and slept with jounalists to get good reviews then pretended to be some kind of victim to sell a book and get patreon money. I don't know how she suckered anyone. Sarkeesian just looks like some lady, I don't get any vibes. I can see why her grifts work.
Pre-gamergate, when she first made Depression Quest, people saw through her facade immediately. The original reason she was controversial was the undue amount of press she was getting. It wasn't until The Zoe Post a year later that people had concrete proof why.

What would Anita and Zoe talk about if they were alone together? Does facade come off and they laugh about the fools they're conning? Or do they keep pretending to believe in what they're doing? It reminds me of Kruschev confessing his past Trotskyism to Stalin. Everyone in the inner party has to keep up that facade all the time even though no one believes in it. It's so weird.
I think they'd keep the facade, but since they both know it's bullshit there was would be a constant exchange of knowing winks and nods.

Or they'd be at each others throats like after the Law and Order gamergate episode, blaming each other for fucking up the gift.
 
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I've heard of a few workplaces having "bring your dog to work" days regularly. At least with the Corona panic lately we can look forward to Chelsea getting indefinite time off from the office sometime soon.

4 comments down in this post, I found this:
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There's nothing like alt-right Undertale fans and libtard furries duking it out over m'ladys honor, lmao :story:

Fresh selfie for the inevitable page 1000 image compilation:
supposedly for LARPing in a Vampire: The Masquerade game, but she just always looks undead anyways.
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A not-insignificant amount of effort and planning probably went into having this taken with several people involved:
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Wash your skin Chelsea, Jesus Christ.

Also, god VtM LARP. Good luck with that. I'm sure she's picked Brujah for it's rah rah fight the man shit despite not understanding one iota of their philosophy and that Brujah also had a significant amount of Skinheads and Bikers amongst their numbers more than social justice rëtards. I hope a more experienced MET LARPer puts her out of her misery in one session cuz old VtM players don't pull punches when it comes to underhanded shit.
 
A what to make?

Chelsay is just allowed to steal $85K and walk off, nobody is allowed to mention it ever again because she's a "victim."

And isn't it utterly insane how that works?

it illustrates though that American society is the opposite of what the left says it is, women are the real privileged members of modern society, they can get away with faaaaaar more than a man can get away with.

It's not anything new either, I've known it was that way ever since I was a little kid in elementary school and had a teacher once who would allow girls to get away with far more than she ever let boys get away with.
 
Wash your skin Chelsea, Jesus Christ.

Also, god VtM LARP. Good luck with that. I'm sure she's picked Brujah for it's rah rah fight the man shit despite not understanding one iota of their philosophy and that Brujah also had a significant amount of Skinheads and Bikers amongst their numbers more than social justice rëtards. I hope a more experienced MET LARPer puts her out of her misery in one session cuz old VtM players don't pull punches when it comes to underhanded shit.


I'm seeing her as a Malkavian, specifically a fucking fishmalk. I hope she's not the only girl in the game for the sake of the other players.
 
On KotakuInAction, when I brought up how inexplicable it was that Blowey Zoey ever found any success in her career despite being so obviously toxic and suffering from severe personality disorders, someone pointed out something that I thought made a lot of sense: Many of the people in Valkenburger's line of work (tech media, etc.) tend to also have personality disorders, because people get a lot of attention and notoriety in those types of circles.

It's very easily explained. She and her warpath of crying victim, fucking some game devs, and murdering others is what happens when you hire for clout and visible diversity instead of people who are actually good at their job.
 
On KotakuInAction, when I brought up how inexplicable it was that Blowey Zoey ever found any success in her career despite being so obviously toxic and suffering from severe personality disorders, someone pointed out something that I thought made a lot of sense: Many of the people in Valkenburger's line of work (tech media, etc.) tend to also have personality disorders, because people get a lot of attention and notoriety in those types of circles.

Volkswagonberg became successful in a vacuum of people who were also major sufferers of BPD, narcissism, detachment disorders. Its filled with abusers and co-dependent people. The only difference with Zoe is how obvious, public and exaggerated its been. That's also why her career collapsed: she was really bad at hiding it, and people could only cover her for so long before she either drove them away with her abuse or screwed up so badly (IE: the Alec incident) that they couldn't save face anymore.

So, the reason Blowey Zoey got so big and popular in shit media circles is because they're a cesspit of toxic personalities that she fits into like a glove.
Counterpoint: her family is fucking loaded and video game journalists/nerds are desperate for pussy.
 
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