Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

I find it fitting that a dumb selfish hole is mad that the government did what it is supposed to do to lawbreakers.

This is the moron who'd scream in entitled rage as she got stoned to death in ancient Israel.
This is the demanding doof who would cry in baffled rage whenever a teacher punished her.

She is too socially and mentally reeetarded to function in society.
 
As already stated, Marshall and I have been legally married from before living together so that he could legally adopt the children that were living in my house before we married. We have two separate leases (as has already been mentioned -- remember, do your homework carefully, it's not my job to coddle *y-o-u-r* ignorance). Under the law any income he makes and holds in a bank account is none of my legal business, nor my legal obligation to claim.

Lol, so you carefully researched marriage loopholes so your benefit money wouldn't go down? Yeah, not at all the behavior of a grifter grabbing free money with her greedy little trotters. It doesn't mean that you're not a grifter, it just means you're a careful grifter. and describing your children as "the children that were living in my house" is just bizarre. Do you have two separate leases because Marshall was determined by CPS to be a danger to your children? Is Marshall not legally allowed to cohabit with your children? Sure sounds like it.

As always, you're unintentionally revealing more than you think. Just what was this "malicious" CPS info you wanted deleted?

I'd like to add a helpful tip for Melinda: suing landlords, even successfully, ends up being attaching to you like barnacles. If you want to live somewhere nice, stop suing landlords for petty shit and start paying your rent on time, every time. Also stop whatever you're doing that causes landlords to continually evict you. This, too, becomes part of your reputation.
 
Lots of people do. Especially when you are female or single female parent (where a lot of discrimination is aimed at), or have children or have enough intelligence to understand your legal "injuries" and do something about it. Lots of people simply suffer legal injuries with no clue as to their rights and just "take the hit"
No. Only lolcows, career criminals and degenerate skanks trying to mooch a little cash on top of their government gibbs me dats go to court 30+ times. Most people I know have never been to court or suffered legal damages. Also nice one using "injuries" showing once again your vocabulary is below highschool level.

You also seem to need a lot of protective orders. Have you ever considered you're a piece of shit that most people hate enough to want to hurt you? I mean I have never met you IRL but would laugh hysterically if you and @Marshall Castersen died of coronavirus.
 
I'd like to add a helpful tip for Melinda: suing landlords, even successfully, ends up being attaching to you like barnacles.
All it really proves is that you lived in the type of rental property that could bring rise to a valid legal claim. I.e. a dump run by an asshole. And if you couldn't even afford to pay the rent on that on time, ... well.
 
Lots of people do. Especially when you are female or single female parent (where a lot of discrimination is aimed at), or have children or have enough intelligence to understand your legal "injuries" and do something about it. Lots of people simply suffer legal injuries with no clue as to their rights and just "take the hit".

Add to that a divorce, custody issues, or having children and you'll find yourself in court very easily.

For example...

Court appearances as a child

  1. 1996 - I testified in a child sexual abuse case on behalf of a friend in which the man got jail time
  2. 1999 - I had to appear in a foster care case

Pro-se cases as an adult

  1. 2010 - I defended myself against a PO. Case was dismissed, in my favor.
  2. 2011 - I finalized my divorce successfully, including $300/alimony a month
  3. 2011 - Visitation battle, ruled in my favor
  4. 2012 - I protected my children by filing for the termination of my ex's vistiation rights, outcome in my favor
  5. 2014 - Another custody battle, fought pro-se, outcome in my favor
  6. MOST IMPORTANT LEGAL VICTORY EVER: 2014 - I sued my University financial aid office for discrimination, outcome in my favor ($5,000)
  7. 2014 - Sued a guy for a PO, ruled in my favor
  8. 2015 - Got a ticket for speeding (paid the fine, moved on with life)
  9. 2015 - (Federal) Sued The Stalker under a criminal statute; dismissed for lack of jurisdiction
  10. 2015 - Sued a landlord for fraud, ruled in my favor ($450)
  11. 2015 - Sued a hotel for bed bugs, rule in my favor ($2,000)
  12. 2015 - Sued by an electric company, I owed the money so I just paid and didn't show up to court
  13. 2016 - Sued a landlord for unlawful diminuition of services, ruled in my favor, judge issued an order to restore services
  14. 2016 - Sued by a landlord, ruled in my favor
  15. 2016 - Sued by a landlord; default judgment for the landlord because I didn't show up to court/didn't get notice/I abandoned the property due to unsafe hornets/didn't appeal
  16. 2017 - Sued the Stalker for a PO, ruled in my favor
  17. 2017 - (Federal) sued the Stalker for copyright violation; dismissed for lack of registration (but the legal gain here was my case set a precedent for the 4th district. Prior to me there was no case law and my case was cited by others)
  18. 2017 - (Federal) Sued Medicaid for discrimination; Judge gave them sovereign immunity
  19. 2017 - (Federal) Sued CPS for discrimination; judge gave the sovereign immunity (but the legal gain here was my case set a precedent for the 4th district. Prior to me there was no case law)
  20. 2017 - Petition to purge malicious CPS records - ruled in my favor in the first hearing but then dismissed because I withdrew the case for lack of time to continue it
  21. 2017 - (Federal) Sued for injunction and extradition of warrant; dismissed for lack of jurisdiction
  22. 2017 - Sued a landlord for fraud; dismissed because I was ...20 minutes...late!
  23. 2018 - Filed for name change for minor children, had to overcome major service issues and due to my knowledge of service requirements, ruled in my favor
  24. 2018 - filed for a PO against a neighbor, ruled in my favor
  25. 2018 - Sued under telephone law and it was dismissed because my pleading stated my legal knowledge that: it was past the statute of limitations
  26. 2019 - filed for a PO against a neighbor, ruled in my favor
  27. 2017-2019 - (Federal) Cases against Kiwi Farms; dismissed
  28. 2019 - Traffic ticket ("Failure to secure") - due to my legal knowledge and pleading skills, ruled in my favor
  29. 2020 - Sued by landlord; Pending in The Supreme Court of Virginia

I think there may have been another federal case? Just can't remember at the moment. All these experiences have added to my legal education. Learn from one case and it helps be successful in another



2 speeding tickets in 17 years of driving. Not bad.
And forgetting to carry paperwork? Big deal, don't care.

Yes, a nice juicy list of lawsuits that don't fall in your favor either way!

If they're real, you look like a money grubbing whore jewing money out from the other party.
If they aren't real, you've put in the effort to listing various fake lawsuits without presenting real evidence that you won any of them, or if they even existed.

Truly the intellect of a college graduate
 
Lol, so you carefully researched marriage loopholes so your benefit money wouldn't go down? Yeah, not at all the behavior of a grifter grabbing free money with her greedy little trotters. It doesn't mean that you're not a grifter, it just means you're a careful grifter. and describing your children as "the children that were living in my house" is just bizarre. Do you have two separate leases because Marshall was determined by CPS to be a danger to your children? Is Marshall not legally allowed to cohabit with your children? Sure sounds like it.

As always, you're unintentionally revealing more than you think. Just what was this "malicious" CPS info you wanted deleted?

I'd like to add a helpful tip for Melinda: suing landlords, even successfully, ends up being attaching to you like barnacles. If you want to live somewhere nice, stop suing landlords for petty shit and start paying your rent on time, every time. Also stop whatever you're doing that causes landlords to continually evict you. This, too, becomes part of your reputation.
Do americans have a similiar show to A current affair that we have here? I feel she's the type of tenant that pisses off that many landlords she eventually shows up on that kind of show.

Speaking of Australian news our border is closing. I guess I will never get that "boo". I was hoping for it too (:_(
 
I've never gotten a speeding ticket.
My record is also clean and I get stopped by the cops at night all of the time, but that's just to get asked if I noticed anything. Cops around here will sooner beat your ass or end your life well before they bother to arrest you so I don't step out of line. RCMP is known as "the biggest gang in Canada" for a good reason.

Lol, so you carefully researched marriage loopholes so your benefit money wouldn't go down? Yeah, not at all the behavior of a grifter grabbing free money with her greedy little trotters. It doesn't mean that you're not a grifter, it just means you're a careful grifter. and describing your children as "the children that were living in my house" is just bizarre. Do you have two separate leases because Marshall was determined by CPS to be a danger to your children? Is Marshall not legally allowed to cohabit with your children? Sure sounds like it.

As always, you're unintentionally revealing more than you think. Just what was this "malicious" CPS info you wanted deleted?

I'd like to add a helpful tip for Melinda: suing landlords, even successfully, ends up being attaching to you like barnacles. If you want to live somewhere nice, stop suing landlords for petty shit and start paying your rent on time, every time. Also stop whatever you're doing that causes landlords to continually evict you. This, too, becomes part of your reputation.
I've said it before, she's a terrible mother. Her children are just tools to be used for her ego and as a source of money.


By the way, her landlord case isn't in the Supreme Court of Virginia. I know it's shocking that she lied.
Currently it's in General District Circuit.
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The woman is so poor that she can't pay for subsidized housing. I would feel sorry for her, but she's the one who refuses to work.
 
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I've said it before, she's a terrible mother. Her children are just tools to be used for her ego and as a source of money.
I actually thought about this while I was taking my morning shit. Would Melinda even be able to use them for her own ego or would she have to keep them down in order to preserve it? Let's just say, without going into how unrealistic it is, that one of the gibsmedat bumps she's crapped out manages some degree of success. One of her kids reaches high school age and despite low IQ parents, shitty early education, a dysfunctional home life, etc they still manage to maintain a healthy curiosity about the world around them and a drive to succeed in it. Would Melinda allow one of them to succeed enough to carry her or would she tear them down crabs in a bucket style? You see it all over in poor communities no matter the demographic. Someone else succeeding only highlights how much you failed.

This isn't even accounting for Melinda's massive ego that she puts on display in vain attempt to fool everyone, including herself, into believing she has achieved something of worth. I don't believe Melinda would ever support a daughter who made different choices than her. She might allow her son to act as a host for her to leech off of because it can be worked into her religious beliefs of a man providing , but a daughter achieving excellence in academics, socially, or career wise would destroy her. We don't know exactly how broken of a home Melinda came from, but her daughters are certainly living in one. Fathers coming and going, constant legal battles with landlords and evictions, nobody working or able to be a role model. There is no stability. A daughter rising from that and overcoming it would be an ultimate ego blow to Melinda.
 
My record is also clean and I get stopped by the cops at night all of the time, but that's just to get asked if I noticed anything. Cops around here will sooner beat your ass or end your life well before they bother to arrest you so I don't step out of line. RCMP is known as "the biggest gang in Canada" for a good reason.


I've said it before, she's a terrible mother. Her children are just tools to be used for her ego and as a source of money.


By the way, her landlord case isn't in the Supreme Court of Virginia. I know it's shocking that she lied.
Currently it's in General District Circuit.
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The woman is so poor that she can't pay for subsidized housing. I would feel sorry for her, but she's the one who refuses to work.

Subsidized housing attracting this type of fruitcake is sadly nothing new. That's one reason why no experienced landlords with anything to offer really want to get into that whole line. Sure, the guaranteed subsidized income is nice, but you have to deal with scammers and deadweights and criminals refusing to pay their share and/or damaging your property, while eviction from subsidized housing is usually a long and costly process.

The landlords most likely to get into subsidized housing are slumlords who do just enough maintenance to avoid getting booted out fro an inspection. It's entirely likely Melinda's whole rental history has been nothing but a long series of slumlords vs. parasite.
 
My record is also clean and I get stopped by the cops at night all of the time, but that's just to get asked if I noticed anything. Cops around here will sooner beat your ass or end your life well before they bother to arrest you so I don't step out of line. RCMP is known as "the biggest gang in Canada" for a good reason.


I've said it before, she's a terrible mother. Her children are just tools to be used for her ego and as a source of money.


By the way, her landlord case isn't in the Supreme Court of Virginia. I know it's shocking that she lied.
Currently it's in General District Circuit.
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The woman is so poor that she can't pay for subsidized housing. I would feel sorry for her, but she's the one who refuses to work.

And in BIG RED LETTERS it says APPEALED TO CIRCUIT COURT. Thanks for proving have stupid you really are.

All other comments since my last posting are inane. Don't even need to be answered. My husband wanted me to come on here and point out that his Coronavirus curse is coming to fruition in the US. Job done. Got some more IP address, DONE.

May YHWH kill you Wicked morons from Coronavirus, making the world a better place by the end of your existence.

I'm checking out again. Time to get back to other projects which are more important than debating morons on Kiwi Farms.
 
And in BIG RED LETTERS it says APPEALED TO CIRCUIT COURT. Thanks for proving have stupid you really are.

All other comments since my last posting are inane. Don't even need to be answered. My husband wanted me to come on here and point out that his Coronavirus curse is coming to fruition in the US. Job done. Got some more IP address, DONE.

May YHWH kill you Wicked morons from Coronavirus, making the world a better place by the end of your existence.

I'm checking out again. Time to get back to other projects which are more important than debating morons on Kiwi Farms.
We'll see you in 3 days, Shiksa.
 
And in BIG RED LETTERS it says APPEALED TO CIRCUIT COURT. Thanks for proving have stupid you really are.

All other comments since my last posting are inane. Don't even need to be answered. My husband wanted me to come on here and point out that his Coronavirus curse is coming to fruition in the US. Job done. Got some more IP address, DONE.

May YHWH kill you Wicked morons from Coronavirus, making the world a better place by the end of your existence.

I'm checking out again. Time to get back to other projects which are more important than debating morons on Kiwi Farms.
General Circuit, but good try. It's not in the Supreme Court database.
Only way the would be a better a place is if you walk into incoming traffic. At least it would be better for your kids. You can't afford to look after them, you use them for your own ends as they're just tools for you to abuse. You're an unfit mother Melinda. If things continue the way they are, be prepared for the State to take them from you and give them to better family. Just hope they're not actually autistic as such children are almost never adopted.

I actually thought about this while I was taking my morning shit. Would Melinda even be able to use them for her own ego or would she have to keep them down in order to preserve it? Let's just say, without going into how unrealistic it is, that one of the gibsmedat bumps she's crapped out manages some degree of success. One of her kids reaches high school age and despite low IQ parents, shitty early education, a dysfunctional home life, etc they still manage to maintain a healthy curiosity about the world around them and a drive to succeed in it. Would Melinda allow one of them to succeed enough to carry her or would she tear them down crabs in a bucket style? You see it all over in poor communities no matter the demographic. Someone else succeeding only highlights how much you failed.

This isn't even accounting for Melinda's massive ego that she puts on display in vain attempt to fool everyone, including herself, into believing she has achieved something of worth. I don't believe Melinda would ever support a daughter who made different choices than her. She might allow her son to act as a host for her to leech off of because it can be worked into her religious beliefs of a man providing , but a daughter achieving excellence in academics, socially, or career wise would destroy her. We don't know exactly how broken of a home Melinda came from, but her daughters are certainly living in one. Fathers coming and going, constant legal battles with landlords and evictions, nobody working or able to be a role model. There is no stability. A daughter rising from that and overcoming it would be an ultimate ego blow to Melinda.
Taking a shit is more worth than anything Melinda has done in her life.
 
I actually thought about this while I was taking my morning shit. Would Melinda even be able to use them for her own ego or would she have to keep them down in order to preserve it? Let's just say, without going into how unrealistic it is, that one of the gibsmedat bumps she's crapped out manages some degree of success. One of her kids reaches high school age and despite low IQ parents, shitty early education, a dysfunctional home life, etc they still manage to maintain a healthy curiosity about the world around them and a drive to succeed in it. Would Melinda allow one of them to succeed enough to carry her or would she tear them down crabs in a bucket style? You see it all over in poor communities no matter the demographic. Someone else succeeding only highlights how much you failed.

This isn't even accounting for Melinda's massive ego that she puts on display in vain attempt to fool everyone, including herself, into believing she has achieved something of worth. I don't believe Melinda would ever support a daughter who made different choices than her. She might allow her son to act as a host for her to leech off of because it can be worked into her religious beliefs of a man providing , but a daughter achieving excellence in academics, socially, or career wise would destroy her. We don't know exactly how broken of a home Melinda came from, but her daughters are certainly living in one. Fathers coming and going, constant legal battles with landlords and evictions, nobody working or able to be a role model. There is no stability. A daughter rising from that and overcoming it would be an ultimate ego blow to Melinda.

Well at least we know Marshall's daughter Emma will be raised happy and healthy in a very loving home by Mitchell and Allison. I have a feeling they will allow her to succeed in life and become whatever she wants to be, whether that is first female President of the USA or an astronaut. They will treat her like the angel she deserves! @TamarYaelBatYah
 
Well at least we know Marshall's daughter Emma will be raised happy and healthy in a very loving home by Mitchell and Allison. I have a feeling they will allow her to succeed in life and become whatever she wants to be, whether that is first female President of the USA or an astronaut. They will treat her like the angel she deserves! @TamarYaelBatYah
Her parents have already shown themselves to be petty criminals and the woman was dumb enough to get knocked up by Marshall. I agree her future is likely better than any in Melinda's brood, but Emma probably won't have an easy time of it.
 
My husband wanted me to come on here and point out that his Coronavirus curse is coming to fruition in the US. Job done.
So, your "husband" is a jerk with absolutely absurd delusions of grandeur, who also pushes you to speak for him and make a fool of yourself on a webforum. What a man!
We already put out a spreadsheet of our own up addresses when we got hit by a data leak last year. No need for all this cloak and dagger bullshit. We beat you to it. All you need to do is go download the file. Any one can access it.
No one here gives a flying fuck if you get our ip addresses.
 
For what it's worth, here's the listing of Fivehead's eviction proceeding appeal, which is currently in the Wise County Circuit Court. It's not in the state's Supreme Court docket, she lied about that (big surprise). If she appealed the case, it must not have gone well for her. Those poor sprogs of hers will be homeless by April because she can't get her shit together, it's sad.

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(The following info might be late, as I haven't followed this heifer from the beginning, but I'm including it here for proper documentation's sake if nothing else in relation to her earlier list of her other alleged lawsuits she'd "won".)

Along with the listing for her failed lolsuit against Null there's some other cases listed on this level of the court system. The two cases listing Ramon Carcamo as the defendant are name change filings. Looks like Fivehead forced name changes onto her poor children because malignant narcissist. I suppose that would make Ramon Carcamo one of the used up whore's baby daddies, who had to be notified of/approve of the name changes because he still has parental rights. She mentioned these earlier as "victories" on her part, but they're just name changes, and I doubt the baby daddy cared.

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Also she sued the Norton City and Wise County Departments of Social Services in 2017, either crying about how they didn't give her more government gibs, OR these are the cases she claimed she filed against "malicious CPS records" (sure, Jan) that she claimed she either won or dropped because she "didn't have time" (sure, Jan). This case was dismissed, of course, because that's what happens to all of Fivehead's nonsense lawsuits. There's no "precedent" set with her dismissed lawsuit here, regardless of what she thinks. Sadly we don't have access to her no doubt hilarious filings.

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ETA: Made some edits after doublechecking Fivehead's list of her legal "exploits" to try to line up her claims to the circuit court records.
 
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This might be late, as I haven't followed this heifer from the beginning, but along with the listing for her failed lolsuit against Null there's some other cases listed on this level of the court system. The two cases listing Ramon Carcamo as the defendant are name change filings. Looks like Fivehead forced name changes onto her poor children because malignant narcissist. I suppose that would make Ramon Carcamo one of the used up whore's baby daddies, who had to be notified of/approve of the name changes because he still has parental rights.
So she really does have taco lust. 10 to 1 her dad's a beaner.

My favorite part about this last little visit was her "I don't need to respond to you, but I'm going to tell you I'm not responding to you otherwise you might not know" schtick. Melinda has the mind of a child. It's also really telling how she avoids and delfects specific topic. Most things she'll sperg paragraphs about muh Torah or screech about pagans, but you know if you cut deep.
 
And in BIG RED LETTERS it says APPEALED TO CIRCUIT COURT. Thanks for proving have stupid you really are.

All other comments since my last posting are inane. Don't even need to be answered. My husband wanted me to come on here and point out that his Coronavirus curse is coming to fruition in the US. Job done. Got some more IP address, DONE.

May YHWH kill you Wicked morons from Coronavirus, making the world a better place by the end of your existence.

I'm checking out again. Time to get back to other projects which are more important than debating morons on Kiwi Farms.
You're husband is an impotent manlet using confirmation bias to try and feed his unwarranted ego.

My IP is on the leak and it's actually mine, no VPN. Do your worst, I've committed zero crimes and haven't doxed anyone or even interacted with any lolcow off site. You're not intimidating, go fuck yourself.
 
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