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Russ would be the perfect vector. Always following random women, his ever gaping maw blowing spittle with every breath.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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You just know he's oblivious to hygiene aside from basic toothbrushing and that time he washed his suit in the bath (Or did I dream that?). He's touching door handles and then his face and standing too close to any woman he can get at.
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Ok, and what happens when this one doesn't do what he wants it to? No one is going to hear a song by Russ and think anything other than "what is this shit?" Then they turn it off and yell at the person who wasted their time by passing it on.
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I guess we can add "Better late than never" to the ever-growing pile of idioms that Russell doesn't get right.
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So he has no idea why people think he's trying to woo his way into Hollywood again?
Couldn't be because he has openly and repeatedly said that's exactly what his intention is and what he expects to happen, could it?
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”You may all think that this latest attempt to break into a bank and access the vaults is because I want to rob a bank, BUT ACTUALLY I’ve been planning to break into this bank and access its vaults for like NINE YEARS and I have friends who remember me planning it way back then, so obviously this is not a bank robbery.”
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Yeah he doesn't actually refute the claim. This just shows he's had these delusions for a very long time. This should have been dealt with years ago, but it was allowed to grow and mutate until he actually became a potential threat.
RustyNail(her)
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If he can make it without trying to get the song to reach her, then I'll be slightly impressed
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Oh he'll try. He'll send it to everyone even vaguely connected with her. Remember Katy Perry and the company that made her clothing label? He tried to send it there but got told they had no contact with her.
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Well obviously if he finishes it, he HAS to get it to her, or he’d never forgive himself for not trying! He put all that effort into the song, which was supposed to be for the sake of closure, so why would he actually settle for closure?
“I just want to finish this for the sake of finishing something, it’s not about breaking into the business” will quickly turn into “I deserve to get this song to her and be taken seriously in the business, because I finished it and my hard work should be rewarded.”
The only exercise he gets is in moving the goalposts, and he only makes excuses when stopped. It’s the classic creep move of “I wasn’t hitting on you, I was just being friendly, you have the wrong idea,” which, if allowed to continue, becomes “I was JUST asking you out on a simple friendly date, why do you assume all men want nothing but sex? You have the wrong idea,” to “Why are we on this date if you’re not going to put out? You led me on! Why would I go on a date with you if I didn’t want to get laid? You have the wrong idea!”
However many stupid moves he makes while escalating the situation, every time he gets called out, it’s because everyone else has gotten the wrong idea.
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So is this new woo woo song the same Ooowwooowoowoo song that sounds like cursed audio? Or was that for another AGT judge?
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Only related in that it's a Greertune, I absolutely ROFL this one, even more than woo hoo hoo.
Hearing the singer try (and fail) to cram all those words into the melody is hilarious. Also how the song goes from pop to being just a whiny letter, hysterical.
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I AM NOT TRYING TO GET TO HOLLYWOOD!!
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I'll give Rusty credit, this is the most normal sounding he's tried to be in years, but if you think about what he wrote for two seconds it's pretty easy to see how weaselly his words are. Plus he lies so much he could say the sky is blue and people would be justified in doubting it.
Edit: Hey Russ, is this Hollywood move going to be before or after the Phoenix move that was supposed to happen last year?
Edit: Hey Russ, is this Hollywood move going to be before or after the Phoenix move that was supposed to happen last year?
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Translation: I'm using the same shitty song I've been using in a vain attempt at fortune and pussy that I've been using since I was 20. Just ask my friends...if you can find any.
We still don't know who is taking Russ to court. There is circumstantial evidence that it is Julianne, but it could very well be just some local girl. This is how fake lore gets started.
"I'm using the same exact shitty song in the same exact shitty scheme that hasn't ever worked, only THIS TIME its at a DIFFERENT celebrity! Its bound to work this time! You'll see! I'll show you all!"
Here is your daily reminder that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
And 100% of the time Russhole has made the WRONG reaction. Russell "The Face" Greer: no life, all failure.
"Hey babe, that thing that happened that we nebulously have in common sure was wild, wasn't it? Now let me take you out for a fancy dinner at Olive Garden and then fuck afterwards. You can pick me up at 7 on Friday since I don't have a car or driver's license. You're so lucky to be dating a cool stud like me."
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You know she'd love a nice dinner at Olive Garden. Only the best for Miss Utah 2020.
Garfieldchu
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that lawyer friend is immunocompromised after surviving the Molotov cocktail attack by Taylor's Mexican mafia,