Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

He seems to assume that Heather will continue to support him in the next decade it takes him to get his (and I’m being very optimistic that he goes beyond associates, I suspect he drops out without a BS) masters and that someone will hire a 40-year-old with no work history. If I was Zach, I’d be more concerned that Heather could lose her job in the near future and that she is forced to choose between her children and the abusive man that lives with her.
 
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Back it up a bit, how the fuck can you be the supreme lord of math that Zach claims but unable to figure out balancing simple chemical equations with the aid of a textbook? It's simple arithmetic for the love of fuck, you could probably find a cutesy Youtube video that will draw you a picture. Still not understanding oxidation and reduction (i.e. the first thing you learn about the periodic table in 9th grade) does not bode well for his future in any type of science or math related fields. Is Zach an honest-to-god sped or is Florida's public education really that bad? Nigga needs to accept his fate as a recycling sorter or assistant janitor or whatever they put convicts and tards up to these days.
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Back it up a bit, how the fuck can you be the supreme lord of math that Zach claims but unable to figure out balancing simple chemical equations with the aid of a textbook? It's simple arithmetic for the love of fuck, you could probably find a cutesy Youtube video that will draw you a picture. Still not understanding oxidation and reduction (i.e. the first thing you learn about the periodic table in 9th grade) does not bode well for his future in any type of science or math related fields. Is Zach an honest-to-god sped or is Florida's public education really that bad? Nigga needs to accept his fate as a recycling sorter or assistant janitor or whatever they put convicts and tards up to these days.
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Zach is a proud middle school drop out.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
He seems to assume that Heather will continue to support him in the next decade it takes him to get his (and I’m being very optimistic that he goes beyond associates, I suspect he drops out without a BS) masters and that someone will hire a 40-year-old with no work history. If I was Zach, I’d be more concerned that Heather could lose her job in the near future and that she is forced to choose between her children and the abusive man that lives with her.
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Not sure what it is like in Florida, but where I live, community college tuition is affordable but state university tuition is sky high. Zach had better be careful about taking out a bunch of student loans because I doubt Heather wants to get stuck paying them back by herself when no one is willing to hire Zach.

Would also really be a shame if Zach's heavy student debt prevents Heather from being able to afford to send her kids to college. The older one will be graduating before they know it. At that point the kid will also be turning 18, which means the amount of child support Heather gets from her ex is likely to drop once he finishes high school.
 
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You know how Zach is able to shut us up and have us believe he's in community college? Show us his library card.

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Such generous soul. Pity that the people he helped did not reciprocate and grace the video of his public-speaking assignment.

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Où sont tes livres français?

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Chemistry isn't nearly as fun if you can't break things. I fondly remember the time I broke a flask of boiling hot, bright lilac vanadium (II) salt.

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"Rituals"
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If Zach knew his statistics he'd have realized his imagined scenario has a next-to-zero probability.

Zach improves his self-esteem by objectifying himself:
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"'I'm just some kind of interface," did Penny teach him that?

Speaking of, Zach starts to feel there is a troon-shape hole in the house:
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While the rest of the world is panicking, Zach is as calm as ever:
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https://twitter.com/ZJemptv/status/1240944732454477824 (Archive)
I can think of quite a few reasons why Zach is largely unaffected by corona. The main one being that Zach is a NEET with very few reasons to go outside. He also likely does jackshit around the house.
 
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cowisnow said:
He doesn't work. He doesn't have kids (not really), he doesn't support a family. He doesn't go out there every day to try to earn a living. Why should he stress? He's got Heather to feed him, clothe him and humor him.
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Plus this gives him the opportunity to be Le Measured Rationalist, chuckling at all the plebs who are worried about trivialities like paying rent and feeding their wives and children.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
While the rest of the world is panicking, Zach is as calm as ever:
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https://twitter.com/ZJemptv/status/1240944732454477824 (Archive)
I can think of quite a few reasons why Zach is largely unaffected by corona. The main one being that Zach is a NEET with very few reasons to go outside. He also likely does jackshit around the house.
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If the people whose lives he's fucking up have to put up with him in close proximity very long their patience may finally begin to wear thin.
 
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He took a Human Sexuality course a while back and was obviously having fun:
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If his groupmates were perceptive, they'd have realized a lot of transwomen, Zach included, are really just gay men with sissification fetish.

Size doesn't matter because it can be made up with numbers:
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He took a Human Sexuality course a while back and was obviously having fun:
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Again with the self description "size queen".

As an older gay man I can tell you that's a gay male expression going way back to the days when not everyone knew that "gay" was gay slang for "homosexual" and not just the polite word for gay.

The ironic {ahem} misgendering "queen" had nothing to do with being (please excuse the outmoded expression) a transsexual.

A very very gay male expression, though a woman might be one I suppose.

But definitely not a lesbian thing at all. I heard a rumor those gals don't care for dicks. :lit:
 
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He's got plenty of time on his hands, why doesn't he clean up his room? Geez. I'd never post a photo with that mess in full view. And that art print on the wall ... what is that? Was it a snapshot of the petri dish after his latest STD test? Not that I'm surprised by his pedestrian taste in art, given that he is a dude who thinks fishnet stockings + pink jogger shorts + ankle height dad athletic socks = stylish. So much for the stereotype about the queer eye for fashion. Although, to be fair, it probably is considered high fashion in Florida trailer parks.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Get the feeling that this is the beginning of the divorce saga.
Do you think if Heather dies from this that Zach is going to stay stepmom to the kids?
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Only if they are a) still in the range of his age of attraction or b) old enough to get jobs to support him.

Heather will never, ever, ever be the one to file for divorce, though. And I can't see Zach kicking Heather to the curb until he has another loser he can leech off of already lined up.
 
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