Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

comrades, let's all pour our best Fs for peetie, who is trapped with the infection herself.
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Yes, Staphhy, the best bet to beat Trump is to vote for a third party candidate. It worked well to defeat him in 2016, and it also worked well in 2000 to defeat baby Bush.

Just want to point out the outright privilege of being able to consider voting third party, when you are convinced another term of Trump will literally kill all minorities and trans individuals.

Eh, she's in New York. NY always votes Democrat and then bitches about how terrible the winner is instead of actually voting for a decent candidate. It doesn't matter who she votes for.
 
You have a yeast infection under your tits, Staph. This requires them to be both wet and unwashed for a very long time. You ''can't'' wipe your ass and you ''can't'' shower. It's clear your hygiene is subhuman levels of bad, you made sure everyone was aware of it, and you refuse to self isolate despite having two extremely at-risk people in your house, so yeah it's not going to be a surprise to anyone here when your literally shit encrusted ass carries the virus home, doesn't wash it off, and kills your parents with it.
 
You have a yeast infection under your tits, Staph. This requires them to be both wet and unwashed for a very long time. You ''can't'' wipe your ass and you ''can't'' shower. It's clear your hygiene is subhuman levels of bad, you made sure everyone was aware of it, and you refuse to self isolate despite having two extremely at-risk people in your house, so yeah it's not going to be a surprise to anyone here when your literally shit encrusted ass carries the virus home, doesn't wash it off, and kills your parents with it.
I forgot about the underboob yeast. Staph gets a literal staph infection when?
 

...You know, if Steph was smart I bet she could swindle a whole bunch of local woo tards into having her come by and bless their house with magick anti-corona potions like it's the fucking Passover. All she'd have to do is find a local anti-vax or homeopathy group on FB or some such and you've got your marks. It probably comes too close to being work so I doubt it'd happen but I'd live to see this chungus manage to pull it off.
 
If anyone is curious about what she's sperging about, Four Thieves vinegar (sometimes called Marseilles vinegar) is a legendary recipe that was supposed to repel the bubonic plague, here is the recipe:

Take three pints of strong white wine vinegar, add a handful of each of wormwood, meadowsweet, wild marjoram and sage, fifty cloves, two ounces of campanula roots, two ounces of angelic, rosemary and horehound and three large measures of champhor. Place the mixture in a container for fifteen days, strain and express then bottle. Use by rubbing it on the hands, ears and temples from time to time when approaching a plague victim.

If (and this is a very big if) it actually worked, it was probably because the volatile oils in the herbs used are somewhat effective at repelling fleas, which spread the disease.

I really don't understand why it's gotten this reputation as a magical elixer that repels all diseases, they just didn't have germ theory back then and worked with what they had, even if it was faulty. It was basically just "strong smelling herb will make bad sickness go away", there is nothing else to it.

I'd kill to see Staph's fat ass in a plague doctor costume though.
 
If anyone is curious about what she's sperging about, Four Thieves vinegar (sometimes called Marseilles vinegar) is a legendary recipe that was supposed to repel the bubonic plague, here is the recipe:

Take three pints of strong white wine vinegar, add a handful of each of wormwood, meadowsweet, wild marjoram and sage, fifty cloves, two ounces of campanula roots, two ounces of angelic, rosemary and horehound and three large measures of champhor. Place the mixture in a container for fifteen days, strain and express then bottle. Use by rubbing it on the hands, ears and temples from time to time when approaching a plague victim.

If (and this is a very big if) it actually worked, it was probably because the volatile oils in the herbs used are somewhat effective at repelling fleas, which spread the disease.

I really don't understand why it's gotten this reputation as a magical elixer that repels all diseases, they just didn't have germ theory back then and worked with what they had, even if it was faulty. It was basically just "strong smelling herb will make bad sickness go away", there is nothing else to it.

I'd kill to see Staph's fat ass in a plague doctor costume though.

See, that is historically interesting and relevant, but fuck every Neopagan witchy witch I am so speshul Idiot who genuinely believes any of that crap is gonna cure their cancer or Corona-chan.
 
Lol the ibuprofen warning is for wuflu patients because there is a higher death rate in countries like Italy that used ibuprofen and other NSAIDs on wuflu patients. Tl:dr letting the fever do its thing gives people a better chance of not dying. Staphs bitching about misinformation while actively spreading misinformation.
 
Lol the ibuprofen warning is for wuflu patients because there is a higher death rate in countries like Italy that used ibuprofen and other NSAIDs on wuflu patients. Tl:dr letting the fever do its thing gives people a better chance of not dying. Staphs bitching about misinformation while actively spreading misinformation.
Yeah they're saying it potentially makes it worse, which personally I can believe after seeing what can happen if you take ibuprofen when you have chickenpox.

It's rare, but it can cause necrotising fasciitis, which I will leave you all to Google at your own risk. The risk is enough that it is recommended you dont use ibuprofen products to treat chickenpox symptoms now, did the rounds in the British newspapers a few years back after a woman posted some pictures of her son getting septic from the reaction of taking ibuprofen on Facebook.

No idea what causes the reaction, but I guess it's not a stretch to think it could happen in other viruses. I wouldn't be risking it on top of the wuflu risks that's for sure.
 
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