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Dammit; I won't get the final clash between Chris and Sockness for awhile now. It's honestly a shame that I have to wait until next year in order to get this.
Twitter 3/18/20 - BABScon cancelled and Chris's rant on Coronavirus
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Chin up, Chris. The government might give everyone corona cash and think of all the toys you can buy.
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Will the corona cash be sent out to the rolls of taxpayers or how else will they get the millions of addresses? Does Chris do his taxes? He has to even though he doesn't have a job. Not sure if we've ever heard of anything regarding his taxes.
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He gets a tugboat, that should be good enough. I mean, they should have his payment info.
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The Tax Evasion Saga
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Hear that, everyone? It's okay that Grandma died hooked up to a ventilator...our beloved Pristine Goddess deemed her weak of mental and soulful intervals.
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That's kind of impossible when you have as many chins as there are days in the week.
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How dare you pass such blatant heresy, No one will pass on due to Corona they will just be brought into another universe and reincarnated as a sonichu
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The only blood tests I'm aware of are those being done by researchers who are trying to determine how the immune response to the virus works and whether it confers future immunity.
As you said, the current tests for covid-19 use swabs.
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They're using the taxpayers info from this year and last if for whatever reason you waited to the last minute to pay/file so most people will get either a check in the mail or a direct deposit...
As for Chris I think he only files taxes but doesn't pay them still if lardass even knows how to file I'd be damned impressed I'm sure back in the day Bob and bard did it for him but given how decrepit Barb's gotten he probably just drops it off at hr block or wherever and has them do all the work..I pity the account that has to go thru the slush pile of junk papers that must be Chris tak dossier
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So if Corona spreads through water droplets, isn't vaping the ultimate spreading method? Couldn't someone just go carpet bomb the fuck out of people with a big ass vape exhale?
Edit: Not that chris vapes, wrong thread. Although that would be pretty funny.
Edit: Not that chris vapes, wrong thread. Although that would be pretty funny.
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I just want to see random people lash out at him for once whenever he farts or burps in public waiting in line. People are taking the risk of infection seriously and Chris’s but-my-autism-and-merge attitude toward it is pretty disgusting. News outlets have already started smearing anyone who just chooses to ignore the virus and risk infecting others by keeping up their gross habits. Can’t wait for defensive hedgehog mode 2.0 when he gets caught sneezing on all the MLP plushes at Target and a tribunal of angry parents chase him out.
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I just like the irony that Gamestop the one fucking place that refuses to close, and Chris is banned from all of them.
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And the only kind of person who'd work at a GameStop is the kind of autist who'd know who he is.
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We almost had the perfect recipe for disaster, unless one or two of the Gamestops close to him lifted a ban. I've heard that some Gamestops are limiting their stores to 10 people at a time, but I can just see Chris waltzing into one after that limit's been reached.
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Hey considering that they have to deal with Chris and also Christopher Philip Moore I actually Pity the poor schmucks who have to make a living working at GameStop.
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ah what a douchebag (again.) I hope Corona-chan visits chris and fucks his day up
Realistically, though, he'll probably get it, recover and just kill Barb by spreading it to her.
So, I guess... half-credit?
Realistically, though, he'll probably get it, recover and just kill Barb by spreading it to her.
So, I guess... half-credit?
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It's mostly Barb's fault that Chris is such an absolute sped anyway, so if because of his stupidity and inability to cope with social rules, he gets corona and spreads it to her and kills her, it will be a weird sort of karma.
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Everyone else: Stay inside your home, don't go to work, try to limit your social contact with no more than two or three people.
Chris: Absolutely no change in lifestyle.
Chris: Absolutely no change in lifestyle.
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So... this is gonna be what finally kills Barb, ain't it?
Like had he not said that, she'd still survive as the liche lord she clearly is, but Chris just invited the worst power of all into his home. Ironic Karma.
Like had he not said that, she'd still survive as the liche lord she clearly is, but Chris just invited the worst power of all into his home. Ironic Karma.