WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[AnOminous]

Phil can’t even go to Gamblers Anonymous because he couldn’t endure the disbelief and hysterical laughter that would ensue after having to explain to the group that his gambling involved spending tens of thousands to “win” pixelated images of half naked men on his phone.

Maybe like they have Narcotics Anonymous for narcotics addicts, they could come up with Gacha Anonymous for people this pathetic, so people wouldn't just start laughing at them when they made their confessions.

 

[DuckSucker]

It just struck me how this advertising copywrite speech is similar to Phil's own inflection and speech patterns.

"Okay guys remember now, if you tip and we all stay positive, if I make my tip goal we can have an AWESOME interactive stream where you tell me how to play minecraft! It REALLY means a lot to me okay guys because I really need that money so whatever you can spare would be INCREDIBLE. Thank you SO SO much *clasps hands and bows*and of course if you tip more than 5 dollars I might read your cheer on stream, those help me too! But even just being here you get buddy bucks you can spend to increase interaction and POSITIVITY. This has been a GREAT stream you guys thanks and...."

It just oozes bullshit. Hes such a shitty salesman.

 

[tzgnilki]

It just struck me how this advertising copywrite speech is similar to Phil's own inflection and speech patterns.

"Okay guys remember now, if you tip and we all stay positive, if I make my tip goal we can have an AWESOME interactive stream where you tell me how to play minecraft! It REALLY means a lot to me okay guys because I really need that money so whatever you can spare would be INCREDIBLE. Thank you SO SO much *clasps hands and bows*and of course if you tip more than 5 dollars I might read your cheer on stream, those help me too! But even just being here you get buddy bucks you can spend to increase interaction and POSITIVITY. This has been a GREAT stream you guys thanks and...."

It just oozes bullshit. Hes such a shitty salesman.

shit, u right

 

[Homer Simpson]

$300 gone just like that. Dude is so mentally broken. And Phil had to say he's done spending this month. Sure, Phil.

Almost feel bad for him. He must have some sort of addiction problem.

 

[Richard Harrow]

Almost feel bad for him. He must have some sort of addiction problem.

Yikes, and he's back to drinking FILTERED WATER now. "WWE sweaty man beasts or bottled water? I guess I'll just have to rough it for awhile and bust out the ol filter. I really need those wrestlers man."
So, is the filter still burning his throat or is he running that back? ---> Like he does with sub-goals and fan-requested playthroughs.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Yikes, and he's back to drinking FILTERED WATER now. "WWE sweaty man beasts or bottled water? I guess I'll just have to rough it for awhile and bust out the ol filter. I really need those wrestlers man."
So, is the filter still burning his throat or is he running that back? ---> Like he does with sub-goals and fan-requested playthroughs.

Filtered water? What a fancy bitch. I just drink tap.

 

[tzgnilki]

Filtered water? What a fancy bitch. I just drink tap.

he doesn't even need filtered water, just boil it, and drink it warm/hot or let it cool

he adds mio supplement to it anyway, acting like he can taste the difference, fucking idiot

 

[WWE Champion]

he doesn't even need filtered water, just boil it, and drink it warm/hot or let it cool

he adds mio supplement to it anyway, acting like he can taste the difference, fucking idiot

Is us water really that shitty that you have to add alcohol first, cook it and then filter it with a military grade water purifier to drink it? Could explain why he drinks so much gin: for every glass of water a glass of gin to stay healthy. Can't become sick now, might miss a legendary wrestler otherwise

 

[AnOminous]

Is us water really that shitty that you have to add alcohol first, cook it and then filter it with a military grade water purifier to drink it? Could explain why he drinks so much gin: for every glass of water a glass of gin to stay healthy. Can't become sick now, might miss a legendary wrestler otherwise

No, American tap water, by and large, is really good. Outside of a few really shitty areas it's great. People are just autistic and neurotic about it.

 

[Homer Simpson]

he doesn't even need filtered water, just boil it, and drink it warm/hot or let it cool

he adds mio supplement to it anyway, acting like he can taste the difference, fucking idiot

Could make distilled water at home with ease. Just get a big pot, turn heat on low, cover with a plate or something concaved and put a smaller pot or pyrex bowl in the center under the lowest part of the concave surface. Water collected will be distilled water.

 

[BScCollateral]

Phil can’t even go to Gamblers Anonymous because he couldn’t endure the disbelief and hysterical laughter that would ensue after having to explain to the group that his gambling involved spending tens of thousands to “win” pixelated images of half naked men on his phone.

Probably, but on the other hand ... if I had to have an addiction, at least give me one that doesn't utterly fuck up my health.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is us water really that shitty that you have to add alcohol first, cook it and then filter it with a military grade water purifier to drink it? Could explain why he drinks so much gin: for every glass of water a glass of gin to stay healthy. Can't become sick now, might miss a legendary wrestler otherwise

Most bottled water is just tap water from somewhere else in the US,

 

[BallBuster]

Most bottled water is just tap water from somewhere else in the US,

It’s usually either mineral water or distilled purified water with minerals added.

Costco Kirkland water is actually Niagara brand water that is distilled purified water with minerals added for taste. It’s 3$ for 40 bottles.

 

[AnOminous]

Most bottled water is just tap water from somewhere else in the US,

There's an episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit about this.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil needs special water so he can add that shit sugary Mio stuff so its basically drinking lemonade.

 

[tzgnilki]

$300 in tips today, going straight to WWE

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil needs special water so he can add that shit sugary Mio stuff so its basically drinking lemonade.

He's spending more on that combo per bottle than on a larger bottle of Gatorade

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil needs special water so he can add that shit sugary Mio stuff so its basically drinking lemonade.

Remember when he used to drink seltzer water? It seemed like a strange quirk but I guess he replaced it with those Mountain Dew drinks or something.

What is his fear of tap water about? Went from seltzer to bottled and now even with the filter he has to dump flavoring into it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Could make distilled water at home with ease. Just get a big pot, turn heat on low, cover with a plate or something concaved and put a smaller pot or pyrex bowl in the center under the lowest part of the concave surface. Water collected will be distilled water.

Phil doesn't have the patience to melt butter, there's no way he would do this.

Remember when he used to drink seltzer water? It seemed like a strange quirk but I guess he replaced it with those Mountain Dew drinks or something.

What is his fear of tap water about? Went from seltzer to bottled and now even with the filter he has to dump flavoring into it.

Water straight from the pipes? That's the same water that's in the toilet. Tap water is what poor people drink. Phil isn't poor, he has negative half a million dollars.

 

[tzgnilki]

event scores were noted at 0230hrs Sat 21st March, Seattle time, these are his rankings


checked on dsp's wwe progress after a very successful day of NEW RELEASES tm, today's recap by mundane dave

the first event is one where you burn/spend resources to gain "points", DSP has participated in these events in the past, which are designed as resource sinks, resources are "booby prizes" from lootboxes/rolls

this shows how much he's spending and not getting what he wants, consistently TOP 100 during these resource events




the second event, "million dollar showdown", is a little bit more interesting

at 1722hrs Fri 20th March, he was unranked, & at 0230hrs Sat 21st March-he is #3

DSP has 8,000,000 points, which is approx $3,000-$4,000 spent, for ONE EVENT

where could DSP suddenly have an extra $3,000-$4,000 ?

taxes for 2019 have been delayed for 90 days/3 months, payments pushed to July

his birthday is coming up, probably a huge week-long begathon with an appearance from resident whale planetjeff

the source for the $$ figure wants to remain anonymous, it is not the discord mole


response on discord when I asked if these events were pay2win, answer: YES

only DSP could spend thousands merely 8 days after vowing not to spend again during the month of march