Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Keep Yourself Safe]

they are making fake historical revisionism stuff (as we see it) too.

What is the New York Times 1619 Project? What is the BBC just about everything, Fox News and Murdoch's thousand other news outlets worldwide, MSNBC, CNN etc. etc. When you talk to Russians and they speak about US and European media and cultural outlets as "Western Propaganda" they are right, it's what they are. The main thrust of that video to me seems to be a veiled attempt to take down their competition by shouting about MUH RUSSIAN BOTS and inviting youtube to shut them down, hey maybe if they set up their own Tunisian content factory they'd all be multi-millionaires as well from their arts & crafts video empire, but they didn't, it's a fair playing field and they want to change the rules to benefit themselves. The Chinese government have thrown everything at their film industry as a way of expanding their soft cultural power worldwide and it's been a repeated failure, in a free market nobody is interested in their crap.

 

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I'm still trying to figure out why China was going to be unstoppable or whatnot in 5 years, as someone mentioned earlier in the thread. I guess it has something to do with their plans for Africa?

 

[Tikbalang]

I've seen on the internet that people are mass buying toilet paper that some people fight over it. I don't know why not install a bidet instead.

In the philippines, people are mass buying mask and rubbing alcohol. The demand on rubbing alcohol was so high that stores limiting people to buy only up to twelve bottles or not putting in the shelves.

 

[goodgrief]

My best friend works in a hotel and has a co-worker who is an idiot even during normal times. He has a boyfriend who "has a cold". His stupid boyfriend is just...at home, not doing shit. He's there with him and then going to work normally. These 2 rats have been on trips abroad that they can't afford not that long ago, so that's great. The fact that she worked a shift with this moron yesterday is just fantastic. They also have a co-worker who is so fucking old she should have been retired centuries ago. Not only does she refuse to stop working in general, she also refuses to stay at home during this. The only thing my friend's boss is capable of saying is duurrr what can I do? They're all so fucking dumb that I don't know how they're not drooling all day.

 

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I've seen on the internet that people are mass buying toilet paper that some people fight over it. I don't know why not install a bidet instead.

In the philippines, people are mass buying mask and rubbing alcohol. The demand on rubbing alcohol was so high that stores limiting people to buy only up to twelve bottles or not putting in the shelves.

Thanks to Cernovich posting about them a few times this week, Bidets are now out of stock everywhere, too.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/

Apparently a popular (??) alternative is a fucking hose attached to your toilet.

Achiotely Handheld Bidet Toilet Sprayer, Stainless Steel Bathroom Bidet Sprayer Set, Baby Cloth Diaper Sprayer, Reduce the Toilet Paper, Easy to Install - - Amazon.com

Achiotely Handheld Bidet Toilet Sprayer, Stainless Steel Bathroom Bidet Sprayer Set, Baby Cloth Diaper Sprayer, Reduce the Toilet Paper, Easy to Install - - Amazon.com

www.amazon.com

I don't think I'm sold on the idea of strapping a hose to my toilet and using that to pressure wash my bunghole. Think I'll just use an old phone book for a few weeks instead.

 

[Clown Baby]

Who knew we'd all be wrong?
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Italy wasn't even an option.

"Some shithole country not affected yet" is Italy at the time the poll was added.

 

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So yeah, update.

Every client we work with is now 100% remote or in the case of the retail clients, pretty much shut down.

One of them has shut down ~10 offices around the world and put everyone on laptops. There's a real chance they might not reopen them, if this work from home stuff works out. Another alternative they're talking about is an office of Laptop Docks, so if you want to come in, bring your laptop in and do so. If you want to stay home, ok.

This is going to be a huge change in office culture in the West, methinks.

 

[Tikbalang]

Thanks to Cernovich posting about them a few times this week, Bidets are now out of stock everywhere, too.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/

Apparently a popular (??) alternative is a fucking hose attached to your toilet.

Achiotely Handheld Bidet Toilet Sprayer, Stainless Steel Bathroom Bidet Sprayer Set, Baby Cloth Diaper Sprayer, Reduce the Toilet Paper, Easy to Install - - Amazon.com

Achiotely Handheld Bidet Toilet Sprayer, Stainless Steel Bathroom Bidet Sprayer Set, Baby Cloth Diaper Sprayer, Reduce the Toilet Paper, Easy to Install - - Amazon.com

www.amazon.com

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I don't think I'm sold on the idea of strapping a hose to my toilet and using that to pressure wash my bunghole. Think I'll just use an old phone book for a few weeks instead.

Usually people who aren't comfortable of bidets haven't tried using it first hand

 

[Xenomorph]

My best friend works in a hotel and has a co-worker who is an idiot even during normal times. He has a boyfriend who "has a cold". His stupid boyfriend is just...at home, not doing shit. He's there with him and then going to work normally. These 2 rats have been on trips abroad that they can't afford not that long ago, so that's great. The fact that she worked a shift with this moron yesterday is just fantastic. They also have a co-worker who is so fucking old she should have been retired centuries ago. Not only does she refuse to stop working in general, she also refuses to stay at home during this. The only thing my friend's boss is capable of saying is duurrr what can I do? They're all so fucking dumb that I don't know how they're not drooling all day.

If they are so fucking daft they (esp the old woman) chose to put their lives at risk then they dont get to get treated if they are sick. Honestly I would rat on the fags. Im sorry but people like this need to learn the hard way.

 

[pierce your heart]

List of bullet points for anyone who starts claiming that, "saying this is from China is racist" bullshit. Because I'm starting to see the 'China is innocent' narrative pushed WAY harder lately.

>China knows about it since late November
>actively keeps it secret
>orders testing labs to destroy samples of the virus at the very beginning
>silences medical professionals who try to warn their colleagues about a spread of a new SARS
>covers it up
>has the largest collective banquet in the world in Wuhan
>covers it up
>spread goes exponential in Wuhan
>forced to admit it and start taking action in January
>silences journalists that try to expose the hellish situation unfolding in Wuhan
>Chinese CDC state that they are 100% sure the virus originated in Wuhan.
>China uses its influence in the WHO to convince the world that its nothing to worry about
>incinerators running 24/7 in Wuhan
>reports of people being sent off to incinerators while still moving
>WHO tells world its nothing to worry about and to not restrict travel to and from China
> China massively under reports the number of infections and deaths, the infected graph looks simulated and Japan confirm that China do not count suspected cases in death numbers
>WHO praises China
>virus starts to spread around the world
>WHO say its not a pandemic just an epidemic in many countries around the world
>becomes a global pandemic the likes of which the world hasnt seen since the Spanish Flu
>China then decide to shift the blame on to the US
>China threatens to cut off US medical supply and "drown them in a sea of chinese virus"
>China claim it's racist to say the virus comes from China

Don't let the CCP get away with the cover-up.

In Greek when someone pretends to not understand/know what's happening we say "they are acting Chinese", the CCP is living up to the stereotype

 

[UtadaWasabi]

Apparently a popular (??) alternative is a fucking hose attached to your toilet.
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I don't think I'm sold on the idea of strapping a hose to my toilet and using that to pressure wash my bunghole. Think I'll just use an old phone book for a few weeks instead.

You should atleast try. It’s not that bad. Speaking from my own experience

 

[Super-Chevy454]

CNN still didn't learned their lessons, they hired Sean Penn as an expert in crisis management. https://www.americanthinker.com/blo...al_expert_in_crisis_management_sean_penn.html

In a time of crisis, CNN turns to a real expert in crisis management: Sean Penn
By Andrea Widburg
Sean Penn has always been an odd bird. He’s a very talented actor who, in common with Hollywood’s other leftists, has an affinity for dictators. No one should forget how he cuddled up to Hugo Chavez, the dictator who set Venezuela on its socialist path. However, to his credit, after the 2010 Haiti earthquake, Penn did rouse himself to help with the relief effort and seems to have made a difference.
Haiti aside, Penn is not a very serious or even a very coherent person. Nevertheless, as part of its town hall on coronavirus, which Anderson Cooper and Sanjay Gupta hosted, CNN invited Sean Penn to talk about how the federal government should handle the virus. The preceding sentence is not from The Babylon Bee. It’s the truth. Penn is now a pandemic expert.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

It's shit like this that gives me a real real big . These are not the responses of a bad chest cold. These are the responses of something that is "oh fuck, hope you were in your bunker already" levels of bad.

Remember during the speech when Trump mentioned AIDS and everyone on stage looked super uncomfortable?

... Does this thing fuck with your immune system? I heard mention of it earlier but passed that off as crankery.

I wouldn't jump to that conclusion; at least not right now, when we have no actual evidence to suggest it. The mention of AIDS in that press conference, to me, was more of Trump using it as a base of comparison for how he's addressed this virus as opposed to how previous leaders initially addressed AIDS as an epidemic. It's Trump being Trump in his typical "not so delicate with his choice of words kind of way" in response to the media implying he didn't react soon enough. Someone from the CDC used the comparison in one of the press conferences as well, and it came across as nothing more than virtue signaling to me, honestly.

I'm thinking the word of "18 months of social distancing" being passed around in some cities is because this virus has impacted cities the hardest, no question. Possibly a fear tactic to get people to finally listen about social distancing? Perhaps. I don't think it's going to take a year and a half before we see things slow down, honestly. In the big cities, I bet it will absolutely take longer than everywhere else based on population alone, but a year and a half? I doubt it.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

California was selectively putting some homeless into camps before this all started. I think it had more to do with severe addicts than anything else, and it was a pilot program.

Regardless - they have the ability to round them up. This would probably be the best thing they could do right now, from a public health standpoint. Let's see if CA gets a spign.

From what I've heard I'm not surprised they already were discussing putting them away. Especially since there's been talk of the issues with filth when it comes to homeless people and them shitting in the streets.
I hope they're able to successfully keep them somewhere.

CNN still didn't learned their lessons, they hired Sean Penn as an expert in crisis management. https://www.americanthinker.com/blo...al_expert_in_crisis_management_sean_penn.html

The only thing he's an expert at is how to beat up paparazzi.

Spoiler: allegedly

And beating women with bats.

 

[Valsharess]

Honestly though, keep eyes out in wait for all the new lefty taxes they'll try and pass now. This is the best time for stealth shit and it will take only one shocking study.

 

[Not Really Here]

I know I've posted it before but it needs repeating.
This thread is more accurately informed about the Chinese virus than 'official' news and government sources.
Michael Crichton's quote needs to be in your mind right now.

A human close in relationship to me who works in a hospital told me yesterday she found out I was right about masks.
They are still telling people that masks don't help slow the spread because there's not enough in the US for first responders and medical professionals to be masked at all times.

 

[Stoneheart]

Germany is looking for Lab personal, every big hospital is looking for as many temp workers as they can find.
100.000 tests last week, minor parts of the test kit are starting to run low, but they can swap to an alternative very quickly.
lab personal works 6 days a week 12 hours a day right now,

 

[teriyakiburns]

I'm still trying to figure out why China was going to be unstoppable or whatnot in 5 years, as someone mentioned earlier in the thread. I guess it has something to do with their plans for Africa?

They've been trying to apply their success on supply-chain capture (start at the top and work backwards until you monopolise the entire thing from raw materials up) to the concept of being a superpower, and people were falling for the meme.

Basically they thought they could buy their way into the big boys club without understanding how any of the shit really works. They have no institutional knowledge of carrier ops, for instance, unlike the western powers who learned it all from scratch, so they bought a carrier from Russia (who also have little institutional knowledge) and then tried to copy it and make their own. It pretty much sank at the dock.

They wanted the appearance of a superpower navy so they could take on the role of shipping protection, which the USN does now, and the RN used to do prior - a role that is largely a by-product of being able to field regular ocean patrols to every part of the planet. Pirates tend to be discouraged when they have a high chance of meeting a navy warship with few qualms about sinking them.

They wanted to take on the role of shipping protection to guarantee their trade with their African colonies, which is realistically what they are, despite what they might claim, and to assert sovereignty over their claimed territories in the south china sea, and they wanted force projection to try muscle out the USN and monopolise the pacific, so that they can be seen as the true protectors of the oceans and collect tribute as they used to do back in the days of the great dynasties.

Of course, it's one thing to take over the entire electronics supply chain, but quite another to develop an equivalent to several centuries of naval doctrine and tradition in just twenty years. China's navy was an utter joke for the entire 20th century and has been a joke for the entirety of the 21st, so far.

tl;dr they're trying to cargo-cult themselves into a replacement for the western powers, people believed they could actually do it because they did it to computer bits, but in the end they're failing because "made in china" is still a sign of shit quality.

 

[DewsLit]

Eurosurveillance | Serological and molecular findings during SARS-CoV-2 infection: the first case study in Finland, January to February 2020

The first case of coronavirus disease (COVID-19) in Finland was confirmed on 29 January 2020. No secondary cases were detected. We describe the clinical picture and laboratory findings 3–23 days since the first symptoms. The SARS-CoV-2/Finland/1/2020 virus strain was isolated, the genome showing...

www.eurosurveillance.org

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On 31 December 2019, a cluster of pneumonia cases of unknown aetiology was reported in Wuhan, Hubei Province, China [1]. Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) was isolated by Chinese scientists on 7 January 2020. To date, the SARS-CoV-2 virus causing the coronavirus disease (COVID-19) pandemic is spreading throughout the world.

Here we describe the timeline of events around the first COVID-19 case imported to Finland, and summarise the clinical, molecular and serological data. Successful SARS-CoV-2/Finland/1/2020 isolation enabled us to use the cytopathic effect (CPE)-based microneutralisation (MN) assay to detect SARS-CoV-2-specific neutralising antibody levels. Diagnostic serum samples of the case and three close contacts were analysed and compared with serum samples from the Finnish population collected in 2019.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Kazakh update: the fun continues

У 2-летней алматинки с коронавирусом нашли пневмонию

Состояние еще одного зараженного коронавирусом пациента, госпитализированного в Алматы, оценивается как средней степени тяжести. Об этом рассказал

tengrinews.kz

Total amount of infected up to 49 - 22 in Almaty, 25 in Nur-Sultan, 2 in Karaganda.

Вакцину от коронавируса разрабатывает Казахстан

В Казахстане начали разработку вакцины против коронавируса, передает корреспондент Tengrinews.kz со ссылкой на портал Coronavirus2020.kz.

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We're also starting work on a vaccine... yeah, good luck with that.
If this is just God playing a round of Plague Inc., I gotta warn you: all this shit is just the early game. Wait until he decides to upgrade infectivity some more, and maybe pop a Genetic Reshuffle just to fuck with us. That's when you're gonna see some shit.