Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Slap47]

All of these conspiracy theories that rely on China being competent are just silly.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Well the infected stats as of right now for the top three infected states are:

New York

7,102

Washington

1,377

California

1,067

I could see any of the three falling into anarchy but I'd place my bets on New York as being the first. Hell, with "bail reform" and all the other shit going on there I wouldn't be surprised to see them eventually fall into anarchy even without the existence of corona-chan.

New York has Harlem and California has Compton, does Washington have an ace up their sleeve?

 

[TheRedChair]

New York has Harlem and California has Compton, does Washington have an ace up their sleeve?

In Washington State now All of Seattle.

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

Finland, 450 labrotary confirmed cases as of today.
Went to the store today and saw the staff wearing masks, felt kinda surreal.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I’m have no way to verify this independently but I’m hearing from third hand sources that there’s going to be a big shift this weekend in the US. I pressed for details and the best guess is that multiple state national guards are being mobilized.

Not sure if it’s for curfew or whatever, but get your supplies if you haven’t already.

 

[HonsPonzud]

Some interesting numbers...

Jennifer Zeng 曾錚 on Twitter

“Latest figures released by China Mobile show that they have lost 8.116 million users in Jan and Feb. Where are these users now? Switched to other carriers? Or, they couldn't carry their phone to the nether world? Chinese report at: https://t.co/lxw5FFYzoP #CCPVirus #COVID2019”

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Mhkgers😷😷😷 on Twitter

“@jenniferatntd Compare with last few months before #ChinaVirus”

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Ian on Twitter

“@jenniferatntd @EnzoMazak Please also take a look at the other 2 telecom companies in China. I saw many minus signs. What is the combined loss?”

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It would be interesting to recoup all millions of users lost from each China telecom / mobile companies to have some clues...

 

[lottalove]

https://mobile.twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1240983500553158656

Another day, another wave of NY shutdowns: Sat 8pm all haircut and tattoo places closing. Also nail salons, so get yo nails did today.

Also 2 Albany area hospitals have ceased drive-thru testing for public to save tests for medical personell.

So New Yorkers will all have to grow their hair out now? In Germany, cutting hair is still allowed, which is hilarious and absurd in this situation.

In my mid-german small city, the grocery store now only allows you to enter if you have a shopping cart per person. Even to just buy one bread roll. They have hired a person to enforce the rule.

It all feels a bit like the days after Tchernobyl happened: Everything a bit different, a bit slower, all a bit more mindful, you don't know really what to think and if the governments' data holds truth (which it then didn't).

I don't mind a coming curfew if I'm still allowed to the store and to take the dog outside. The media slowly makes us get used to the thought. I will use the little freedom we get.

In other news, SJW policing is as bad here as everywhere. And even in the wake of the pandemic it is very important to rub it into your privileged white able-bodied german-passport-having face: You're guilty. Do some community work for the less fortunate. There is no problem with helping out others if you can, not even a problem in reminding everybody, that there are people in need of course. But if they guilt-trip me that way, it feels like forced labour.

excerpt:
" (current situation blabla...)
With all the chaos we must not forget: not all people are doing as well as we are, not all have the same privileges! Most of the people this text will reach are in their own flat share, in their own home, in X, in Germany...
There is a good chance of treatment, networks and the privilege of quarantine with relatively much space. This is especially true for whites, young, able-bodied people with German passports!
The situation is different for people who live on the street, who do not have health insurance or who are accommodated in the refugee camps in X and other cities.(...)"

Yes I'm triggered.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Well the infected stats as of right now for the top three infected states are:

New York

7,102

Washington

1,377

California

1,067

I could see any of the three falling into anarchy but I'd place my bets on New York as being the first. Hell, with "bail reform" and all the other shit going on there I wouldn't be surprised to see them eventually fall into anarchy even without the existence of corona-chan.

I'm personally betting on California, since it has:
1. Compton, as @737 MAX Stan Account said.
2. The massive homeless population in the big cities.
Once both of those go apeshit, the whole state is basically going to hell.

 

[HonsPonzud]

I'm personally betting on California, since it has:
1. Compton, as @737 MAX Stan Account said.
2. The massive homeless population in the big cities.
Once both of those go apeshit, the whole state is basically going to hell.

The largest population of gays, HIV patients, transgenders, degenerates, drug addicts, etc... Death rate will be huge.

Wait... maybe i'm confused, not being American, LA... is in California right ? x)

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

Juicy news from Santa Helena (a hospital in Huelva). I'm sorry at times I think I'm shitting up the thread, speciallt after yesterday but this is too good to pass. So the directive of that hospital just got mass fired! And I can't stop keking. You see. The directors are supposed to hire extra people. For obvious reasons, as they are getting rapidly expanded. These directors just figured they could force everyone to take double shifts and... well you know the rest of the money could just be kept for an emergency (that's the excuse anyone, and how coincidental than the safest place to keep the money is their pockets...). For obvious reason the hospital personnel was less than happy. And by less than happy I mean while the ones on turn worked the others took to protesting on the director's corridor on their freetime. Please do note that as I explained since the tercios we sure as shit haven't changed the tradition. They worked those double shifts dutifully, they just bitched about it. And the economic director had the ultra big brain move of, instead of compromising and bullshitting her way to safety, instead of that CALLING IN THE COPS, RECORDING THE PROTEST, AND TRYING TO GET THE POLICE TO THROW OVER HALF THE FUCKING HOSPITAL'S ROSTER IN JAIL FOR "ALTERCADO PUBLICO" (Public Mayhem). Yeah... Let's just say cops were a tad reluctant to obey those orders. And when the unions got involved the commisar decided to open an investigation on the issue. No one's gotten jailed on either side 'cause as always anticorruption is exceptionally great at being blind even after an investigation proves they should be doing something, but this is as close to a win as we're getting in this country. I'm still keking than the fraudster that got shit for doing something illegal called the cops to defend her. What did you think would happen? The cop's aint the Greys anymore they don't blindly follow orders for a few decades now!

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

2020-03-20 Italy +627 Dead.

Time to talk about this alleged Tencent snafu, what do you all think of it with hindsight and Italy's numbers available for comparison?

 

[Stoneheart]

The situation is different for people who live on the street, who do not have health insurance or who are accommodated in the refugee camps in X and other cities.(...)"

you cant be without insurance in germany.

 

[Fareal]

Update from yesterday: testing completely stopped in our area as public health refusing to be responsible for it. Kid remains untested with no clear timeframe for if/when she will be tested. The baby has now got the same symptoms as her. Symptoms all responding well to playing in the garden with the dog and eating chocolate, so some of my autistic anxiety is relieved.

Spouse phoned everyone he works with to rail that their failure to organise testing means he “is being kept from the frontline troops”, his boss flat out told him that that was probably for the best as they actually need to focus on providing a service and not “earning imaginary brownie points”, so spouse has smashed the downstairs shower door in a fit of narc rage and immense ego injury.

And we are locked down for two weeks all together. Send moral reinforcement pls

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

Spouse phoned everyone he works with to rail that their failure to organise testing means he “is being kept from the frontline troops”, his boss flat out told him that that was probably for the best as they actually need to focus on providing a service and not “earning imaginary brownie points”, so spouse has smashed the downstairs shower door in a fit of narc rage and immense ego injury.

I'm reminded of the reports of a massive spike of divorces in China following the lockdowns.

 

[Candida Auris]

I’m have no way to verify this independently but I’m hearing from third hand sources that there’s going to be a big shift this weekend in the US. I pressed for details and the best guess is that multiple state national guards are being mobilized.

Not sure if it’s for curfew or whatever, but get your supplies if you haven’t already.

Massachusetts will be on shelter in place soon, likely to be ordered this weekend.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

2020-03-20 Italy +627 Dead.

Time to talk about this alleged Tencent snafu, what do you all think of it with hindsight and Italy's numbers available for comparison?

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China is filled with cheap pharmaceuticals. Anything you buy over the counter in the developed world, they have sitting around in bins for next to nothing.

They've been pumping their people full of shit until they found something that works. In addition to the executions, this leveled off the rise.

As for the total number of people who died from the virus - are Communists people? If their government doesn't recognize the fact their life ended, does that mean they were never actually alive? Or were they just clay to be shaped and disregarded when it's no longer convenient?

Seeing how this has affected Europe, the real number had to be closer to a million. The Four Horsemen covered this up for at least 4 weeks while people travelled during the busiest season of the year.

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

The largest population of gays, HIV patients, transgenders, degenerates, drug addicts, etc... Death rate will be huge.

Wait... maybe i'm confused, not being American, LA... is in California right ? x)

Maybe in the big coastal cities but in the valley's suburbs things are at least somewhat better/ different. Not as much homeless or weirdo degens fucking up the place. Though there are some. I still agree, though, things are gonna get fucked here and soon..
It will be interesting to see how this all plays out

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Update from yesterday: testing completely stopped in our area as public health refusing to be responsible for it. Kid remains untested with no clear timeframe for if/when she will be tested. The baby has now got the same symptoms as her. Symptoms all responding well to playing in the garden with the dog and eating chocolate, so some of my autistic anxiety is relieved.

Spouse phoned everyone he works with to rail that their failure to organise testing means he “is being kept from the frontline troops”, his boss flat out told him that that was probably for the best as they actually need to focus on providing a service and not “earning imaginary brownie points”, so spouse has smashed the downstairs shower door in a fit of narc rage and immense ego injury.

And we are locked down for two weeks all together. Send moral reinforcement pls

Feel this. My kid is asymptomatic for now, thankfully, but he is getting anxious because school closed, adults seem worried, no going out anywhere, etc. I hope yours are Covid-free and recover.

 

[Slap47]

Update from yesterday: testing completely stopped in our area as public health refusing to be responsible for it. Kid remains untested with no clear timeframe for if/when she will be tested. The baby has now got the same symptoms as her. Symptoms all responding well to playing in the garden with the dog and eating chocolate, so some of my autistic anxiety is relieved.

Spouse phoned everyone he works with to rail that their failure to organise testing means he “is being kept from the frontline troops”, his boss flat out told him that that was probably for the best as they actually need to focus on providing a service and not “earning imaginary brownie points”, so spouse has smashed the downstairs shower door in a fit of narc rage and immense ego injury.

And we are locked down for two weeks all together. Send moral reinforcement pls

We need to be focused on the serious issues.

 

[Non-Expert!]

Testing in the US is finally kicking into gear. https://infection2020.com/ We are at +50% confirmed cases in the last 48 hours, over 13K now.

Excavated to find this post, to give credit to the person who originally posted this useful resource.
Thank you @DNA_JACKED

Can somebody please enlighten, as to what they are classifying as a "case?"

Is it a positive test? Is it a positive test + fever? Is it a hospital admission? Is it a presumed positive based on symptoms?