Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Until he drowned while suffering a stroke during a morning swim. Isn't that some ironic shit.

At least Bob can stay safe in the knowledge he will never die whilst exercising.

 

[Mola Ram]

At least Bob can stay safe in the knowledge he will never die whilst exercising.

Bearing down while taking a shit counts as "exercise," insect. They call it the valsalva maneuver. I guess they never taught you that in your cow country mayonnaise ghoul daycare centers you called "school."

 

[Neko GF]

Robert displays his undying hatred for populism, claiming that it's an inherently rightwing ideology:

Spoiler: Not an elitist

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1241116860315316224 (Archive)

And Robert wonders why people call him an elitist who hates the majority of the US. Also, how would "progress demands that the curve bend to that and those which are *ahead* of it. " benefit someone like Robert who's below the curve? Being an angry, diabetic NEET with a dying YouTube channel hardly qualifies as being on the curve, let alone above it.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Robert displays his undying hatred for populism, claiming that it's an inherently rightwing ideology:

Spoiler: Not an elitist

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1241116860315316224 (Archive)

And Robert wonders why people call him an elitist who hates the majority of the US. Also, how would "progress demands that the curve bend to that and those which are *ahead* of it. " benefit someone like Robert who's below the curve? Being an angry, diabetic NEET with a dying YouTube channel hardly qualifies as being on the curve, let alone above it.

To be fair, his weight is well above average.

 

[Pier]

DONT USE THE WORD ASHES
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Had a response, forgot it, now all I can think of is this in regard to this tweet:


But of course I do remember this: If you have a deadline then you should do your work instead of word policing on Twitter, why can't the elite intellectual himself realize this?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Robert displays his undying hatred for populism, claiming that it's an inherently rightwing ideology:

Spoiler: Not an elitist

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And Robert wonders why people call him an elitist who hates the majority of the US. Also, how would "progress demands that the curve bend to that and those which are *ahead* of it. " benefit someone like Robert who's below the curve? Being an angry, diabetic NEET with a dying YouTube channel hardly qualifies as being on the curve, let alone above it.

Obama: Donald Trump is no populist

"That’s nativism or xenophobia. Or worse."

www.vox.com

Saint Obeme destroying Talkie Robert with facts and logic.

Then again, what does a Columbia/Harvard grad know?

 

[Zaryiu]

Just remember to save all his anti-sonic shit once the Illumination Mario movie comes out and he declares that we're in the Midst of a Mario Renaissance between the lackluster themepark and the movie. He's gonna mostly definitely go ITS JUST LIKE MARIO WUZ IN DA EIGHTIES!!!111

The Theme park is not shaping out well, it's the physical manifestation of New Super Mario bros. It's entirely devoid of soul and maybe the only old school Nintendo shit you'll see is some t-shirts being sold. But it's not going to be the living breathing mushroom kingdom of his dreams. It's not being modeled after classic nintendo, all the designs from everything are from the more modern games and Odyssey's influence also seems absent. It's not a full day park, harry Potter still has more shit in it and even that's not a full day park either even after an expansion and redesign.

And the Illumination movie sounds like it's going to be mostly involving dance numbers to pop songs. Like it's minion's bullshit but without the minions, it seems like it's just going to be Mario brothers move from gag skit to gag skit and then eventually clonk Bowser before the movie ends with another dance number. No real structure to plot or character arcs which the sonic movie at least has. It seems to mostly involve well known characters just doing wacky or out of character things.

Oh and Waluigi is not in any of these things either.

So Sega does what Nintendon't

 

[Rei is shit]

Incel Robert


How many hours of SMB3 is he racking up?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Film Robert’s father probably thought Blob was a disappointing asshole unworthy of his last name. I’m confident the only reason he brings him up is for the ass pats and sympathy. It’s clear they didn’t get along.

 

[Mola Ram]

Film Robert’s father probably thought Blob was a disappointing asshole unworthy of his last name. I’m confident the only reason he brings him up is for the ass pats and sympathy. It’s clear they didn’t get along.

From what we've seen of other Chipmans, Bob seems to be living down to the name just fine.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Film Robert’s father probably thought Blob was a disappointing asshole unworthy of his last name. I’m confident the only reason he brings him up is for the ass pats and sympathy. It’s clear they didn’t get along.

More to that point, I suspect that Pa Chipman couldn't understand why Bob was making a living sperging out about Nintendo on the internet and watching movies. Maybe their relationship would have been different if Bob could hold down a regular job or actually produced something such as a short film or published a book that wasn't about SMB3 and his pathetic life.

 

[acmeurquhart]

Cinematic Hrodebert seems a bit depressed lately. Good.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Cinematic Hrodebert seems a bit depressed lately. Good.

As much as I like watching Cinema Robert mope around, he doesn't produce milk while depressed. I'd rather him frothing at the mouth than sitting around.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Blobby should look at the bright. If he gets the virus and dies due to health complications once dead and buried he'd finally have his own place and be below street level as he seems to prefer. Also Chris will probably throw some of his gaudy junk in the coffin I mean it's that or goodwill.

 

[The tired cat]

Blobby should look at the bright. If he gets the virus and dies due to health complications once dead and buried he'd finally have his own place and be below street level as he seems to prefer. Also Chris will probably throw some of his gaudy junk in the coffin I mean it's that or goodwill.

I'd find it more hilarious if they just wrap Bobos corpse in plastic tarp and toss him into like a massive trash dump.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'd find it more hilarious if they just wrap bodies corpse in plastic tarp and toss him into like a massive trash dump.

*cough cough* In case you're reading, Chippa. *ahem*

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[acmeurquhart]

Blobby should look at the bright. If he gets the virus and dies due to health complications once dead and buried he'd finally have his own place and be below street level as he seems to prefer. Also Chris will probably throw some of his gaudy junk in the coffin I mean it's that or goodwill.

Unfortunately I don’t think Streaming Bobby will be raped by Corona-Chan. He is, after all, a master of social distancing.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It's a big sacrifice to most people to stay at home and avoid contact with others. With Bob, it's as if he's been preparing for this his entire life.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Unfortunately I don’t think Streaming Bobby will be raped by Corona-Chan. He is, after all, a master of social distancing.

The real question is how do you get a lard ass corpse out of a basement apartment? It’s not like you can take out a wall like you do with normal fatties.

 

[acmeurquhart]

The real question is how do you get a lard ass corpse out of a basement apartment? It’s not like you can take out a wall like you do with normal fatties.

Just chop him up with a chainsaw and have a closed casket funeral.