Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,599
"SCHLUUUURP CHECKMATE KIWEEEESH!!!"

It's nice to see that Russ is still lurking this thread! Hi Hotlips! Responding on BoomerBook is still engaging. And your response is as laughably stupid and unconvincing as usual!

Here's a tip, Russ: being stupid AND a liar is a bad combination. You arguably have no choice about the former, but you have absolute control of the latter. Stop lying (and wooing and screenwriting and songwriting), Russ, you lack the skills for it.
 
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FernandoPooTragedy said:
"SCHLUUUURP CHECKMATE KIWEEEESH!!!"

It's nice to see that Russ is still lurking this thread! Hi Hotlips! Responding on BoomerBook is still engaging. And your response is as laughably stupid and unconvincing as usual!

Here's a tip, Russ: being stupid AND a liar is a bad combination. You arguably have no choice about the former, but you have absolute control of the latter. Stop lying (and wooing and screenwriting and songwriting), Russ, you lack the skills for it.
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I think at this point Russhole's stupidity and mental illness has gotten to a point where he can't help but lie. Its become a compulsion for him. Its automatic. He HAS to say and do anything to make himself (in his mind) not look like an absolute loser and an abject failure in life, as well as to hopefully get closer to his unrealistic goals. Hell, he's gotten to the point where he's actually convinced himself of many of his bullshit lies. No one else believes his lies, but Russ does.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

Only related in that it's a Greertune, I absolutely ROFL this one, even more than woo hoo hoo.

Hearing the singer try (and fail) to cram all those words into the melody is hilarious. Also how the song goes from pop to being just a whiny letter, hysterical.
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This song sums up everything that is peak Greer: "I'm not trying to be a creep, I just want into the entertainment biz."

#notadate
# A WOO HOO HOO! A WOO HOO HOO!
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

Only related in that it's a Greertune, I absolutely ROFL this one, even more than woo hoo hoo.

Hearing the singer try (and fail) to cram all those words into the melody is hilarious. Also how the song goes from pop to being just a whiny letter, hysterical.
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"I don't mean to be a creep, I just want into the entertainment biz"
That one overstuffed line perfectly sums up both Russ's goal and how much he lies. He of course wants to break into 'the biz' but he also very much wants to woo with his wooing words and have (insert your famous female singer/celebrity but in this case Kylie Jenner) suck him his penis first, THEN she can introduce him to the entertainment industry where they will admire and accept him immediately due to his until-then criminally overlooked talents.

Yep, I can see why that's funnier then the Heidi Klum one for you. However for me I think NOTHING Russtard will ever put out will make me belly-laugh harder then "oh woo hoo hoo!!! oh woo hoo hoo!!!" followed up by a classic 'thumbs up' in that godawful 12fps 160x100 resolution video. :lit:

*edit* Holyshit, ninja'd on of all things an observation on a Russhole Greer song! Well done, @Constellationzero . Great minds think alike!
 
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FernandoPooTragedy said:
TBH, I am a little concerned about Russ potentially going stir crazy right now. But it will help Skordas's case since the electronic harassment is going to go up 1000000%. Poor Rachel.
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It's not harassment! He just asked her out on a date, and she didn't want to, but didn't give a good reason so it was perfectly justifiable to badger her incessantly! You hate the disabled!
 
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ZeeMarin said:
Ha he ever had any woman agree to go out with him after a DM or FB comment? Other than hookers?
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Don't think so. Ericka was gonna hang out with him as a friend, but Russ being Russ creeped her out so that was off. But I don't think anyone has just agreed to a date from his super cool DMs.
 
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NEW SONG IS OUT NOW!

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Looks like he used distrokid again so comments are open and he can't shut them down.

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