Russ' ego about the incredible content he creates and the rewards he should reap from it will never fail to make me laugh.
Is that even her? It looks like a random woman.
Remember, he now thinks she has a legal requirement to give him attention. It's so telling that even all these years later, he's still writing 90 second songs about celebrities to try to get famous. It shows that he still won't fucking learn, since he won't change his methods at all. Russell is just an endless loop. He's always trying the same pickup lines on instathots, the same gifts to hookers, the same songs to celebrities. This is why I'm convinced Russell is trying to do more than just skate by on minimal effort. If all he wanted was the easiest path to fame and fortune possible, by writing crap songs and using his disability for pity points, he'd eventually realize after all these years that it isn't working and would try something else. But lo and behold, we're right back to square one, even though it's more like square zero. Same formula, same results, and he'll never figure out why. He actually believes what he's making is high art. Never mind the fact that most people don't want to hear songs about how great famous people are, Russell is convinced that he's some musical god and his songs are going to bring him fame and universal praise. I know it's been said before but the fact that he's simultaneously 100% arrogant and 100% incompetent, equal parts both and one not diminishing the other, is absolutely incredible, and it's what makes Russ the best cow out there in my opinion.
