Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[illhavetwo]

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Local AGP gets played.

"do women fall for stuff like this?"

Yes, women get addicted to cam model websites, convince themselves the models are actually interested in them as a person and send them large amounts of money all the time.

 

[Bitch Kitten]

At the risk to powerlevel autismo, hers who try to match with me on (lesbian setting) tinder

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He could have at least waxed and shaved. Gross.

 

[remiem]

He could have at least waxed and shaved. Gross.

Wax? Shave?

The only thing that could tame that pelt is a weedwacker.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wax? Shave?

The only thing that could tame that pelt is a weedwacker.

Call in the Sisters of Battle, we need the Holy Flamethrower tanks for that.

 

[Next Task]

troons have taken the unfortunate phenomenon of 'domestic abuse' grifting and distilled it down into its purest form

They're always escaping an abusive living situation. Everyone is always transphobic and hate-filled and torturing them and they can't stay where they are anymore because did they mention the abuse and transphobia?

Of course, they neglect to mention how their behaviour might have driven other people to dislike them. Don't have a job and don't pay rent? You're transphobic for pointing that out, just like you are if you ask a troon to do chores, or not walk around naked, or stop hitting on your partner/friends. Hell, we've seen at least one troon use 'didn't buy me McDonalds' as an example of the transphobic abuse he receives from his parents.

And in the few times when the situation actually is abusive, real physical altercations and emotional manipulation stuff? Beyond just leaving out their own behaviour, they often conveniently don't make a big deal out of how it is another troon who is causing them harm - at least, not in their begging posts. Social media will have the drama and equal-opportunity accusations of assault and rape, but when begging it's regarded as best to just leave out the idea that, hey, maybe mentally unstable people shacking up together was always going to be a recipe for disaster.

It's funny, because I can't think of one trans person online who doesn't ask for money. The most non-troon types are asking for payment for services rendered, but every slagheap of a troon seems to e-beg on the regular. I'm beginning to think it would make a neat KF fundraiser to have a Farms Fake Troon account to join in on the scammery.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

What is the troon's biggest fear due to the coronavirus pandemic?

Not getting balls choppy-choppy, and finding a private clinic that doesn't treat the dirty plebs.

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there was someone on reddit who posted about zir diy orchie recently

I am so not going to go look this up but I saw screenshots from it

troons have taken the unfortunate phenomenon of 'domestic abuse' grifting and distilled it down into its purest form

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look how easily that shit just rolls off their snake tongues

Some people deserve to be slapped.

 

[Positron]

As Hospitals Prepare for COVID-19, Life-Saving Trans Surgeries Are Delayed

Though medical facilities may soon become overtaxed for everyone, the coronavirus pandemic has shed light on how transgender people's care can be treated as "non-essential."

www.vice.com

Vice has an article about tranny surgeries being delayed because of coronavirus lol.

That article interviewed a troon who developed bleeding in the ditch. He was rushed to the ER and prompted treated. In other words, hospitals are NOT delaying potentially life-saving care.

Fucking Journalism, how does it work?

troons have taken the unfortunate phenomenon of 'domestic abuse' grifting and distilled it down into its purest form

"Abusive home situation" = someone said 'man' or 'dude' in my presence.

 

[knightlautrec]

M2F is mad because he can't get pregnant:

Of course no real woman wants to get pregnant in the midst of a pandemic and a public healthcare crisis.

I predict trannies making quarantine vlogs is gonna become a whole new genre of trannie Youtube video with associated drama as they become more and more restless overtime:

'Hysterical pregnancies' aka 'I'm a rëtard who didn't realise men can't get pregnant'. The fake crying in this was an automatic eyeroll and the fact he looks like the dude who played young Merlin on the BBC just with long hair.

It takes some sorta crazy to not just accept and move on with your life that you cannot get pregnant and never will. And the fact he cut off a female friend for basically saying that is all you need to know about this navelgazing troon.

Spoiler: Pandemic pregnancy tmi

And no, trust me, this sudden onset of pandemic and having to deal with being pregnant and due this week has been an absolute nightmare. The hospitals are on lockdown which has made what traditionally a milestone family moment into a strict rule of no non-patients inside maternity wards so a lot are giving birth alone and you cannot have visitors. Really sucks. But clearly not as much as this poor troon's struggle boo hoo.

 

[Constellationzero]

"Abusive home situation" = someone asked how that job search is coming along.

"Abusive home situation" = troon was told to get a job

"Abusive home situation" = troon was asked if he has a job.

"Abusive home situation" = a family member, friend, or significant other mentioned being at work all day at their job.

Basically there's a common take away here...

 

[Elbe]

At the risk to powerlevel autismo, hers who try to match with me on (lesbian setting) tinder

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Good job it says transgender; there's no way you'd guess.

 

[Witthel]

They're always escaping an abusive living situation. Everyone is always transphobic and hate-filled and torturing them and they can't stay where they are anymore because did they mention the abuse and transphobia?

Of course, they neglect to mention how their behaviour might have driven other people to dislike them. Don't have a job and don't pay rent? You're transphobic for pointing that out, just like you are if you ask a troon to do chores, or not walk around naked, or stop hitting on your partner/friends. Hell, we've seen at least one troon use 'didn't buy me McDonalds' as an example of the transphobic abuse he receives from his parents.

And in the few times when the situation actually is abusive, real physical altercations and emotional manipulation stuff? Beyond just leaving out their own behaviour, they often conveniently don't make a big deal out of how it is another troon who is causing them harm - at least, not in their begging posts. Social media will have the drama and equal-opportunity accusations of assault and rape, but when begging it's regarded as best to just leave out the idea that, hey, maybe mentally unstable people shacking up together was always going to be a recipe for disaster.

It's funny, because I can't think of one trans person online who doesn't ask for money. The most non-troon types are asking for payment for services rendered, but every slagheap of a troon seems to e-beg on the regular. I'm beginning to think it would make a neat KF fundraiser to have a Farms Fake Troon account to join in on the scammery.

"Abusive home situation" = someone asked how that job search is coming along.

"Abusive home situation" = troon was told to get a job

"Abusive home situation" = troon was asked if he has a job.

"Abusive home situation" = a family member, friend, or significant other mentioned being at work all day at their job.

Basically there's a common take away here...

You both forgot to mention family members that don't whole heartily support them drinking the koolaid.

 

[MetalParakeet]

What the fuck is with those weird ass banana tubes on his chest???

 

[AnOminous]

'Hysterical pregnancies' aka 'I'm a rëtard who didn't realise men can't get pregnant'. The fake crying in this was an automatic eyeroll and the fact he looks like the dude who played young Merlin on the BBC just with long hair.

Monty Python predicts the future again. "Where's the fetus gonna gestate, you're gonna keep it in a box??"

What the fuck is with those weird ass banana tubes on his chest???

Standard troon tits. Those fucked up tube sock things are what men who aren't really fat get when they troon out. Fat dudes get moobs. Because they're men.

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

What the fuck is with those weird ass banana tubes on his chest???

I stared at that picture for a few minutes trying to come up with a joke or a funny thing to compare them to but I just can't, they're so weird and unnatural looking.

 

[dismissfrogs]

And if he's right that his dad's a narcissist who abandoned him, he probably just can't face the fact that he's more like his dad than he'd care to admit, however much he tried to turn into his mom not to become his dad.

If he wants to be his mom that bad, he can gas himself too

 

[Piss Bear]

Enjoy this cute video of Erin snuggling her cat. Isn’t she so charming?

(I’m sarcastically calling him a she, fyi pronoun nazis. Sometimes he makes so little effort in appearing or sounding womanly I forget he’s trans at all...)

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Enjoy this cute video of Erin snuggling her cat. Isn’t she so charming?
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(I’m sarcastically calling him a she, fyi pronoun nazis. Sometimes he makes so little effort in appearing or sounding womanly I forget he’s trans at all...)

that cat is really patient. i'm surprised it didn't scratch hell out of his arms. and if that's what he does on camera, how much does he torment the poor cat when no one's looking.

 

[NoSpiceLife]

What the fuck is with those weird ass banana tubes on his chest???

She's? 12?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What the fuck is with those weird ass banana tubes on his chest???

They're flabby goat tits.

 

[Piss Bear]

that cat is really patient. i'm surprised it didn't scratch hell out of his arms. and if that's what he does on camera, how much does he torment the poor cat when no one's looking.

Not even his friends knew what to make of it. Collectively, they all ignored it once they found out it was him. (how did they not recognize him, first of all?)

“OH wtf poor car”
“that was me in the video”
“... oh”