Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Never heard of this term called parenting?

Nobody around here has. Kids are just running wild coughing on shit at the grocery store I shop at. Not really related to SARS-CoV-2 but it's just kids getting all kinds of URIs all the time.

If you're going to close the schools you should probably also say keep your damn kids at home. I think we missed that second step.
 
So I personally think 500k deaths is an alright estimate. 1 in 6-9 gets coronachan. The 200k figure does smell like bullshit though, what are the control measures in place? I've only been following China and Australia.

Edit: I don't know what the fuck happened and how the formatting of this post is gone.

The UK's control measures are social distancing encouraged on the populace, so old folks out and about less, or if they do to distance themselves from others (lots of people doing this). Supermarkets were trying to make it so the first hour is for the more vulnerable but lots of selfish pricks just trying to rush in to get to goodies.

Lots of working from home has been encouraged as well and this applies to large swathes of the economy and seems to be working ok with technical teething troubles.

Rugby, Cricket, Football all suspended indefinitely to the point the 2020 season for most won't conclude until 2021 most likely.

Schools, Gyms, Restaurants, Cafes, leisure centres and other places of mass gatherings are now closed for the foreseeable future. Take Aways are still open and operating and effected food businesses are swapping to either take out only, or will be given assistance to do take outs. Several local cafes are saying they will do this and other big brands (Such as McDonalds, KFC etc) have closed their seating areas.

Postal workers and delivery drivers are now being given instructions to place items on people's doorsteps, knock on the door and retreat to about 1-2m away to see you are in receipt of goods. Drivers and postal workers are now signing for any parcel with audible confirmation from the person they are delivering to, this is also applying to food deliveries and people are doing their part.

Gloves and masks, even basic ones are slowly becoming more commonly seen where they're available for people.

Basically we're using the "Blitz spirit" mythos (which The Guardian predictably is shitting on because fuck these bug people) to try and drag everyone together on this and with the steady ratcheting up of these temporary restrictions we can hopefully do well.

In the NHS, Isolation Pods have been in place since January, and some NHS Trusts cleared out their lighter used wards and turned them over to Coronavirus readiness as early as February (UK's first Corona-chan case wasn't until the end of Jan). There's been a national call to arms by the Health Secretary and government and UK Industry and producers seem to be willing and able to do things. 2.6 million masks have been issued, some 10,000+ bottles of Hand Sanitiser for the NHS have been stockpiled and issued and 1,400 UK companies have volunteered to construction ventilators en masse to help the NHS get ready for the peak.

Public transport has seen a drop in ridership and those that are riding are spreading out (the busses around Pillockshire are practically running empty at the minute) and most elderly folks are walking to and from the shops with plenty of space between them.

The only place that refused to be sensible, complete with mewling from their doctors about how unprepared they were was London. Who continued to pack all their trains and busses, and pack out all their pubs, clubs, restaurants and god knows what else as if they weren't responsible for a third of all UK cases.
 
For free stuff post here doesn't have to be corona related too
Thanks. I'll start combing through any truly Corona-related free giveaways like that and throw them over there. Free stuff to hopefully curb the cabin fever might be good.

Back OT. Only a few countries are holdouts, but I don't think they really are. The remaining countries that don't have red dots on them are countries with very, very poor communications and/or cult of personality dictators, like Turkmenistan.
 
Currently where I live, all the restaurants have been closed. They only deliver now.

Also at the grocery store, we only let a limited number of people shop at a time. Everyone else has to wait outside in a line. People can only enter one way and leave another.

At the checkouts, we also have "Social Spacing" markers on the floor to keep people from getting too close to each other.

All this, and we STILL run out of toilet paper within an hour.
 
cheers, appreciate the thoughts! I’m Ok, I’m sure it’s just another bloody cough, this year has been shit for them.
On the off chance this is it, so far it’s gone:
Very high fever and sweating one night, and tingling in limbs, gone in the late morning, followed by a gradual onset of shortness of breath and a dry unpleasant cough. Palpitations, low fever which fluctuates and fatigue. Same as any chest bug except the palpitations, which are unpleasant. I can tell I’m fighting something off but I’m Ok as long as I don’t exert myself. Husband has same symptoms, kids have a minor cough. This is day 3. We are staying away from everyone as per local guidelines. Probably just a cold.
I've had the same symptoms since Monday, but no palpitations. Called the national help line several times, but they claim I don't qualify for testing as I hsavent been in contact with anyone arriving from overseas.

(Still over 100 pages behind)
 
Finland happenings
First Coronavirus related death

Archive

"This was an elderly person who lived in the Helsinki and Uusimaa Hospital District."

"According to THL, a very elderly person living in the Helsinki and Uusimaa Hospital District died March 20, 2020, of COVID-19 caused by the coronavirus. This is Finland's first death due to coronavirus infection."

"No additional information is given regarding the death due to privacy."

"President of the Republic Sauli Niinistö gives his condolences for the death due to the coronavirus."

EDIT: Today's stats. 521 labrotary confirmed cases
 
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(Fuck this graph too, I'll sperg about it later though)
26.4% over 60 with Coronachan will die.

OK, maybe it's me being the dumb one. But have you just added together 14.8+8+3.6 to assert that 26.4% of the over 60s will die?
Fucking Seriously? OMG 28.3% of everyone over the age of 10 will die !
I think there's some weird misuse of figures in the rest of your post as well, but I'm very lazy.
 
The only place which was telling the rest of the country to go fuck itself was the blithely idiotic world apart of the rotting capital.

London, like most vibrant and diverse multicultural cities, is extremely vulnerable to any sort of crisis. Open borders, no cleaning, atomized society, poor law enforcement, health and transport on the verge of collapse on a good day, everyone is cowed to a PC agenda no one really believes in, most people rely on shopping almost every day to eat.

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Like a lot of people here I'm somewhat skeptical of the current cucked state of the West. However, every time I see something like this it makes me realize what an authoritarian regime would actually mean.

There's a very interesting documentary about China Airlines 611 crashing. I think it's the first one here

https://www.google.com/search?q=china+airlines+flight+611+documentary

China Airlines is a Taiwanese airline and back in Taiwan's Martial Law period, it was run in a very unusual way. All the pilots were ex-military and everything was done with military-style safety standards and a desire to conserve everything. The plan had had a tail strike taking off and had been bodged by the airline ignoring Boeing's repair process. This crash happened post-Martial Law and the head of Taiwan's version of the FAA had decided to invite in some Americans to help with the investigation. You also get the impression he made sure they got to the bottom of it by discovering the improper maintenance. Before that report China Airlines had a terrible safety record, after it they improved drastically.

So you've actually got a case where you can compare authoritarian regime where people with clout can fuck up and hide it with a non-authoritarian regime where they know this sort of thing will eventually come out and see that in the later people are much less likely to fuck up in the first place.

There's still no fucking excuse for the state of London though. Taipei is no less free and it's a lot more functional. Still, you can't de-atomize and re-homogenize a society once it's been atomized and diversified. Which is the sick thing about the West. A bunch of fucking idiots, who mostly don't live in places like London decided that only racists could object to what was in effect a massive and irreversible social experiment so they could virtue signal or save pennies on their wage bills.
 
Are you deleting my posts? I have a few missing all of a sudden.
Yeah even the post you felt the need to quote and reply to is just gone now. Did you delete it?
Yes, but only where it had turned into a back-and-forth slap-fight because this thread's big enough as it is, and if people want to ping-pong names at each other, that's really better suited to private messages.

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In other news, here's the former Director of the CIA and NSA hurling insults at the current Director of National Intelligence for daring to impugn China's honor(abru). If this virus accomplishes nothing else, then it's absolutely made it obvious which side of the line a lot of organizations and individuals will stand on if it comes down to America VS. China.
 
Can one of the medfags answer: how realistic is it that you could be infected through the eye without touching the eye and without being coughed or sneezed on or standing close to someone?

Very.

I ain't splaining it again. Use fucking goggles.

Oh man shit's getting real in Europe, Spain is overtaking Iran in infection rate with Germany coming behind. Not that it's accurate since Iran is most likely just as hiding info like China, but it's gonna be a fucking nightmare over here in the US if these countries can't contain this bad girl.

Eh. We're still seeing the contagion leftover from before quarantine, don't worry that is normal.

Calm Down

Famous last words.

Feels like we're going to see a rise of newborns without mothers, judging from how quick Corona takes them in postpartum and a majority of hospitals are infested with the virus.

Funny. Usually it's the fathers the tragedy takes. Welp. Guess at least these won't need to worry what new boyfriend mom's bringing home today.

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Seems like the transpeople have it the worst during this outbreak.

"Life saving trans surgeries" aight, imma need y'all to fund my project to build a death satelite with a giant laser so I can carve a giant-ass cross on planet earth just so I can find an "X" button large enough to press for that shit.

So someone already posted that Italy had 627 deaths today. I think that its's fucking horrifying, they shut down almost everything already, and yet the deaths still keep climbing. One death every 2 minutes almost. And yet, many Europeans still don't take this virus seriously... Sorry, but this isn't just the flu, bro and you should stop going out.
1) they shut down things way too fucking late.
2) elderñy population
3) ton of chinks
4) smokers
5) personal space? What is that and can I eat it?
6) there's still a lot of italians breaking quarantine despite the fines.
7) as opposed to Merkel they can't just send us their sick and cover up the dead. (Seriously last I got (unofficially, ejem), balear islands are recieving 5/6 planes full of krauts every morning and afternoon on average(video I passed indeed had 6 arriving that morning, so yeah...) and most of them are PASSENGER planes. Italy can't just pull that shit.
 
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51979654
I dunno about you but saying 'UP TO 500K PEOPLE WILL DIE UNLESS WE SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE ECONOMY' is a lot less convincing if the caveat to that is 'admittedly most of those 500K would have died even with no virus because they were old and sick'.

The innumerates in the media use modeling rather as a drunk uses a lamppost, more for support than for illumination. And usually, the thing they're trying to support is disastrous for the majority of the population.

archive of BBC piece

Your point is fine, but you're just agreeing with the article you're shouting about. They didn't try to hide this info.
Pointing out that these will likely be substitute deaths , not excess deaths is right there in the centre of the piece.
I'm no fan of the BBC either, but this is a reasonable piece, it's not Bloomberg or CCN.
 
If anything good can come out of this pandemic, I really hope the casual, just doing it for twitter/tumblr clout SJW types will see how ridiculous and overdramatized trans issues are. Everyone's grandparents dropping dead is more serious than you not getting your tits lopped off, Rylan.
 
OK, maybe it's me being the dumb one. But have you just added together 14.8+8+3.6 to assert that 26.4% of the over 60s will die?
Fucking Seriously? OMG 28.3% of everyone over the age of 10 will die !
I think there's some weird misuse of figures in the rest of your post as well, but I'm very lazy.

Duh that's how we do science.

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I've added all these numbers up doing the science and it turns out everyone dies of tuberculosis.
 
London, like most vibrant and diverse multicultural cities, is extremely vulnerable to any sort of crisis. Open borders, no cleaning, atomized society, poor law enforcement, health and transport on the verge of collapse on a good day, everyone is cowed to a PC agenda no one really believes in, most people rely on shopping almost every day to eat.



Like a lot of people here I'm somewhat skeptical of the current cucked state of the West. However, every time I see something like this it makes me realize what an authoritarian regime would actually mean.

There's a very interesting documentary about China Airlines 611 crashing. I think it's the first one here

https://www.google.com/search?q=china+airlines+flight+611+documentary

China Airlines is a Taiwanese airline and back in Taiwan's Martial Law period, it was run in a very unusual way. All the pilots were ex-military and everything was done with military-style safety standards and a desire to conserve everything. The plan had had a tail strike taking off and had been bodged by the airline ignoring Boeing's repair process. This crash happened post-Martial Law and the head of Taiwan's version of the FAA had decided to invite in some Americans to help with the investigation. You also get the impression he made sure they got to the bottom of it by discovering the improper maintenance. Before that report China Airlines had a terrible safety record, after it they improved drastically.

So you've actually got a case where you can compare authoritarian regime where people with clout can fuck up and hide it with a non-authoritarian regime where they know this sort of thing will eventually come out and see that in the later people are much less likely to fuck up in the first place.

There's still no fucking excuse for the state of London though. Taipei is no less free and it's a lot more functional. Still, you can't de-atomize and re-homogenize a society once it's been atomized and diversified. Which is the sick thing about the West. A bunch of fucking idiots, who mostly don't live in places like London decided that only racists could object to what was in effect a massive and irreversible social experiment so they could virtue signal or save pennies on their wage bills.
Very controversial opinion but I am not convinced the central problem here is that China is an authoritarian regime; The problem is that China is an authoritarian regime. To be honest, I think China would screw this up no matter what government they have and Singapore is showing how a competent authoritarian regime can handle this virus.

>inb4 it turns out that Singapore is also cooking their numbers and my entire argument is undermined
 
OK, maybe it's me being the dumb one. But have you just added together 14.8+8+3.6 to assert that 26.4% of the over 60s will die?
Yes. That's exactly what I did. I did elaborate on how I got those shitty numbers, maybe you missed it.
26.4% over 60 with Coronachan will die.
So using the horrible numbers and assuming everyone gets coronachan, 3.7 million 60+ aged people will die:

Fucking Seriously? OMG 28.3% of everyone over the age of 10 will die !
I think there's some weird misuse of figures in the rest of your post as well, but I'm very lazy.
It's a lazy post I slapped together in 5 minutes or so that's meant severely over-estimate the deaths, just like their 500k and 200k number.
Once again, it's assuming that everyone gets it. Won't happen. Healthy people seem to be immune to Coronachan unless there's very close contact. I'd assume most in bongland are kind of healthy, this isn't the burgers we're talking about.

And yeah, there's more misuse of figures. I used a shit estimation of population and the 2026 statistic, from a report in like 2015 or something, very shit numbers.

So I personally think 500k deaths is an alright estimate. 1 in 6-9 gets coronachan.

It's a projection of course.
If I spent 12 hours and opened up Minitab, I'll get a far better number, but why?
I'm not running Bongistan, the officials there are dipshits and most residents are cucks.

Duh that's how we do science.

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I've added all these numbers up doing the science and it turns out everyone dies of tuberculosis.
Not what I did and I didn't claim it was scientific but... oh well.
 
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